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Clips from NewsRadio - Jail (S05E05)

"I have to go to the bathroom."
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"I know, but I hate to miss anything at the meeting,"
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"Anybody else have any story ideas?"
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"Lisa, a reporter never reveals his sources."
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"On November 24th, 1971,"
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"End of story."
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"I don't wanna tell you how to do your job. I'm just--"
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"Uh, yeah, once again, sir, I agree with you, so--"
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"that this station should be doing a story"
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"Jimmy James? Yeah."
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"Have a good morning, Mr. James."
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"Thank you, Max."
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"Nice ass, fresh meat."
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"I'm just messing with you."
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"Yeah, you too. So-- So how's--"
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"How's everybody at the station holding up?"
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"Everyone's worried sick about you, obviously--"
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"one of my middle managers to help out."
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"Oh, well, that's-- That's terrific, sir."
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"But, you know--"
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"I'm messing with you, yeah."
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"You know, you're in prison, and, um..."
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"None exists, right? Exactly."
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"Unless they find that green duffel bag"
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"You know, if they were to find this green duffel bag"
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"that you're talking about."
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"and so please forgive me."
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"I'm not gonna lie to you."
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"[♪]"
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"It's the one I used back when I was in juvie."
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"Well, as you might imagine,"
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"Have you started working on a story on D.B. Cooper?"
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"Mr. James did not live in Portland at the time."
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"Well--"
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"Joe."
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"We're practicing busting Mr. James"
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"Okay, ready? Get set. Go."
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"Um, yeah, I got... some little stuff."
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"Nothing incriminating, I hope?"
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"Large what?"
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"Large unsubstantiated cash deposits"
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"I know, I know. Just let me have a look here."
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"Let's do it again."
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"All right, now, who are you hiding from?"
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"Right."
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"I've just had this unnatural fear of prisons."
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"Look, Max, everybody's afraid of prison."
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"I can just see it."
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"Where everybody tries to look up your skirt."
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"Max, I-- I just came back from visiting Mr. James."
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"I've seen enough women-in-prison movies"
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"Um..."
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"Oh, yes, Mr. James said you'd be coming by."
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"I'm a fan, Dave."
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"Hey, is that Max Lewis I see down there?"
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"Then I guess it's up to us to cheer 'em up."
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"Uh, listen up, everybody."
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"I'm here to help you guys out during this crisis. Yeah."
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"Actually, we're practicing"
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"Oh, uh, uh... Johnny Johnson."
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"You must be Lisa Miller."
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"How'd you know that?"
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"And that goes for everybody in this office."
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"I don't see any misters around here."
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"Yes, you can."
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"[♪]"
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"MAN: Yeah, sweet stuff."
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"[MEN HOOTING]"
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"Have a seat there. Good, because..."
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"Uh-huh. Okay? The kid gloves are off."
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"All right. that's on everybody's mind."
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"And what's your favorite color? Purple."
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"You are good."
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"Well--"
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"Good interview. Okay."
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"They were pretty tense. Yeah?"
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"No, it is. I wrote it down."
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"Wait a minute. A tall, heavyset guy. Yeah."
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"I got to get outta here. Let me out!"
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"[YELLING] Let me outta here!"
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"[♪]"
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"DAVE: Johnny."
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"Good work."
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"You bet, boss."
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"I just can't help myself."
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"Well, I don't feel like"
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"he's going to attack me or anything."
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"Exactly. Not like the others."
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"[GRUNTS AND WHISTLES]"
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"What?"
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"See? That's not my handwriting."
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""He's evil and must be stopped at all costs. Help me.""
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"Look, Matthew, just tell everybody"
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"Should have wrote that one down."
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"Have a seat. Ah."
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"All right. Now, sir, now..."
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"But what is not nothing is Johnny Johnson."
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"Because it is the heart of the beast."
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"Oh, all right, sir. Then, uh--"
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"out of the building. Oh, Dave."
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"All right."
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"LISA: What's going on, Dave?"
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"Johnny Johnson is evil."
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"You did? Yeah."
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"Well, he asked me."
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"Yeah, that sounds a good plan. Okay."
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"Why? 'Cause I wanna change."
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"What-- What?"
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"Listen, I think it's about time you and I had a little--"
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"I do mind. I mind quite a bit."
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"And why do you still have my mother's picture out?"
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"Yeah... Handsome woman."
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"[MOANS]"
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"That's quite the green duffel bag"
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"you've got there."
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"You like it? It used to belong to Jimmy."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, guys, you have to hear this."
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