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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Murder Mystery (S03E03)

"- In this town. - Uh-oh."
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"Twyla, are you all right?"
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"Until then, it shall remain a mystery!"
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"It's my murder mystery party this weekend."
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"Oh yeah, you never know how the evening's gonna end!"
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"Oh well, the party's actually Friday."
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"and circle back."
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"Bye."
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"Did somebody book a room?"
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"Even better, someone might book a room."
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"Okay, but you're still using the word "might.""
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"That was the Elm Glen Golf Club."
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"on a $250 dollar package,"
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"That sounds like a better deal for them."
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"since I've played a round of golf?"
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"where I got this haircut that everyone said"
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"Think of it as a team-building exercise."
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"Okay."
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"Did I mention it was a potluck?"
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"And some people did say that if another thing"
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"Well, I shouldn't have said no one,"
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"You'd be shocked at how many celebrities show up to a thing"
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"with the promise of a free Wagyu slider."
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"I hadn't thought of that."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Um, I don't know, but she will be back in 15 minutes."
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"Did you know you can still get mail?"
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"No, but I'm talking about like, mail, mail."
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"traveling door to door."
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"Yeah, um..."
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"it's just that the town only has so many ex-boyfriends"
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"Um, first of all, David,"
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"he is my ex-fiancé."
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"an accounting course,"
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"but I think I can maybe broaden my horizons a bit."
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"Oh yeah, I thought it said "Cosmetology.""
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"Here is Jocelyn's visor,"
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"Okay, you know what, just in case you change your mind,"
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"Oh, I don't think so."
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"Make sure you're nice and balanced over the ball."
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"There's one thing I don't like about it,"
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"That's it, and now loosen up a little bit."
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"- Okay. - Yeah!"
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"what you're... doing."
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"- Yes, right. - Okay now, grip, very important."
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"I'm using La Va Grande."
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"Yeah."
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"No, it seems our mayor is keeping summer hours."
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"and she mentioned that you have yet to RSVP?"
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"And I thought, that's not the Jocelyn I know."
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"I'm fine, here's the thing."
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"and one of them actually robbed the café!"
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"Twyla apparently sought counsel."
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"picking up bodies as it rolls downhill."
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"Well, I guess I could talk to the other Jazzigals."
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"I'm just... what if it was a flood?"
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"Are you looking at courses now?"
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"Like who?"
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"that I had a high school diploma."
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"Well, it's not like they're gonna be like,"
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"- Okay, what are you doing? - Reorganizing my knits!"
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"Oh, I see you two came dressed for the occasion."
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"Oh, you wanna have the meeting inside?"
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"Uh, Maple..."
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"Oh, really? It's a beautiful course."
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"way back off the road, it's..."
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"Which might explain why you've never seen"
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"- or heard of it. - Yeah."
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"Well, that sounds great."
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"Yeah, Jacuzzis are very popular with our golfers."
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"sitting in your room."
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"do you guys have any other plans this afternoon?"
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"Um, you know those courses we were talking about?"
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"Oh yeah, I thought that data management one"
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"conflicted with each other,"
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"and then everything just canceled out."
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"Yeah, but it's so worth it."
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"Sometimes I wish I could go back to college."
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"- Hmm! - Late night hacky sack."
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"Mhmm."
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"We always hoped they'd lead to sex,"
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"but... still."
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"Um..."
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"Okay, the thing is..."
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"Because I didn't finish high school."
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"so it was almost worth it."
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"Yes... technically,"
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"That... doesn't sound crazy at all."
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"I've given a heads-up to the starter."
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"I asked."
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"Well, it's disheartening to see you like this."
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"You are bored, lethargic,"
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"and there is nothing to taste!"
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"Does this town not deserve to have a marquee guest"
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"Speaking of marquee guests,"
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"- and then I'm out. - Is there any other way?"
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"Ah..."
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"tells me you will be."
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"Ahem!"
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"Rose residence."
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"Yes, everybody showed up."
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"Uh no, your job is not done,"
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"You should thank me."
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"Ugh!"
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"Who was that?"
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"I don't know."
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"We saw you there!"
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"with the spray tan machine."
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"in front of your face?"
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"And whose fault is that?!"
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"Okay, Jazzigals,"
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"let's gather in for a warm up!"
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"Okay!"
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"Oh, before we start,"
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"I just wanna warn everybody,"
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"there is a murderer on the loose."
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"So heads up, eyes peeled, guys."
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"I will be..."
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"if I can get a few friends together this weekend"
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"to catch this murderer."
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