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Clips from Magnum, P.I. - Don't Eat the Snow in Hawaii (S01E01)

"[ Groans ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Well, I made a deal with Robin to run a series of security checks..."
Magnum, P.I.
"It activated the moment I opened the door,"
Magnum, P.I.
"Higgins would have picked a number that he was familiar with, like the address."
Magnum, P.I.
"Captain Cooly would like to see you right away, sir."
Magnum, P.I.
"It's probably the first time in the history of warfare every K.I.A. has been identified."
Magnum, P.I.
"It happens all the time, I'm afraid. Swallow the packets before boarding the plane,"
Magnum, P.I.
"We could release it as an accidental overdose, which of course it was."
Magnum, P.I.
"Magnum, every time we get shot up, you wanna resign."
Magnum, P.I.
"You put in your tour. You can get out."
Magnum, P.I.
"He wasn't in Tokyo on an N.I.A. investigation..."
Magnum, P.I.
"I understand. [ Bottle Clatters ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Tires Squeal ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"put my life in his hands too many times in 'Nam..."
Magnum, P.I.
"Part of me wished I was with her."
Magnum, P.I.
"How could I pay for a totaled 60,000 buck Ferrari?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Mr. Masters called a while ago to congratulate me."
Magnum, P.I.
"That security here was impenetrable."
Magnum, P.I.
"You'll have the guesthouse and the car."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Ice Cubes Clatter ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Clears Throat ] Two guys tried to run me off the Pali Highway."
Magnum, P.I.
"He was smuggling for some small-time dealer..."
Magnum, P.I.
"No. All right, you win. Midnight here."
Magnum, P.I.
"Why did you have to go and pick mine, sweetheart?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Who sleeps on the couch,"
Magnum, P.I.
"You sound 2,000 or 3,000 meters south of us."
Magnum, P.I.
"Reloading!"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Gunfire Continues ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Magnum Narrating ] It's funny the things a grown man will do for a living."
Magnum, P.I.
"Especially me. Take this morning, I'm breaking into Robin Masters's estate."
Magnum, P.I.
"You know, the writer. The one with all those best sellers."
Magnum, P.I.
"All that money."
Magnum, P.I.
"No, that's not Robin. That's ex-Sergeant Major Higgins."
Magnum, P.I.
"He's sort of the majordomo around here."
Magnum, P.I.
"Robin flies in once or twice a year."
Magnum, P.I.
"The rest of the time the estate is open to his friends."
Magnum, P.I.
"Higgins's job is to see that they're well bedded,"
Magnum, P.I.
"fed, watered and protected."
Magnum, P.I.
"Zeus! Apollo! At your posts, lads!"
Magnum, P.I.
"Me? I live here too. So, why am I breaking in?"
Magnum, P.I.
"in exchange for living free in the guesthouse."
Magnum, P.I.
"First check was to try and steal the Ferrari."
Magnum, P.I.
"I thought I made a pretty good deal."
Magnum, P.I.
"Then I met Higgins."
Magnum, P.I.
"He takes his job much too seriously."
Magnum, P.I.
"Morning, me beauties."
Magnum, P.I.
"Like I said, funny the things a grown man will do for a living."
Magnum, P.I.
"But I've done funnier."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ No Audible Dialogue ]"
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"- [ High-pitched Noise ] - [ Dogs Yelping, Barking ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ High-pitched Noise Continues ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Dogs Continue Barking ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Go, lads!"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ High-pitched Noise Continues ] [ Growling ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"- Hi, guys. - [ Growling ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Barking ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Higgins ] Zeus? Apollo?"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Whirring ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Barking ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Don't look at the dogs, work the lock."
Magnum, P.I.
"Work the lock. Work the lock. Don't look at the dogs."
Magnum, P.I.
"You looked at the dogs."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Alarm Beeping ] [ Dogs Barking ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Magnum Narrating ] Sometimes everything goes exactly as planned."
Magnum, P.I.
"Sometimes it doesn't."
Magnum, P.I.
"Overnight, Higgins had installed an alarm system."
Magnum, P.I.
"which meant I had less than a minute to figure the combination."
Magnum, P.I.
"After that, a siren would go off, the fuel pump would lock..."
Magnum, P.I.
"and it would take nitro to move Robin's Ferrari."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Alarm Beeping Faster ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Hi. You here for the weekend? Hi."
Magnum, P.I.
"Yeah. It's a great place. You'll love it. It's got everything."
Magnum, P.I.
"You wouldn't happen to know the combination of this alarm, would you?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Are you stealing Robin's car?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Uh, no. Well, sort of, but it's okay."
Magnum, P.I.
"It's a security check. It's just sort of a game."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Sighs ] Or the zip code."
Magnum, P.I.
"Or maybe his social security number."
Magnum, P.I.
"- You know his social security number? - No."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Beeping Continues ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"The phone. He used Robin Masters's personal phone number."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Engine Starts ] [ Laughs ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Engine Revs ] No!"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Laughs ] I'd invite you girls to breakfast,"
Magnum, P.I.
"but I gotta pick up a buddy flying in from Tokyo."
Magnum, P.I.
"Don't worry, Higgins. I'll drive careful."
Magnum, P.I.
"Higgins, you yo-yo."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Growling ] Give it up, lads."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Magnum Narrating ] If you're wondering how I could be so sure..."
Magnum, P.I.
"the combination was the phone number,"
Magnum, P.I.
"if it wasn't, Higgins would have won."
Magnum, P.I.
"And fate just wouldn't do that to me."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Man On P.A.] Welcome to Oahu."
Magnum, P.I.
"Although you are military personnel and Hickam is a military field,"
Magnum, P.I.
"you'll still have to go through U.S. Customs,"
Magnum, P.I.
"which won't look the other way just because we're both paid by Uncle Sam."
Magnum, P.I.
"So, if you're carrying any illegal souvenirs from Japan,"
Magnum, P.I.
"I suggest you leave them on the aircraft."
Magnum, P.I.
"This briefcase your only luggage, Lieutenant?"
Magnum, P.I.
"That's it."
Magnum, P.I.
"You have a release for these? They're photocopies."
Magnum, P.I.
"But of what, Lieutenant? I don't read Japanese."
Magnum, P.I.
"I guess it's okay."
Magnum, P.I.
"Thanks."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Man On P.A., Indistinct ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"What's he, C.I.A.?"
Magnum, P.I.
"N.I.A. The navy's version."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Magnum Narrating ] Might be a few minutes late picking Dan up,"
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"but, uh, when he saw the Ferrari, he'd forgive me."
Magnum, P.I.
"Ski! Lieutenant Magnum."
Magnum, P.I.
"It's not lieutenant anymore, Ski."
Magnum, P.I.
"You know, I haven't seen you since you beached yourself,"
Magnum, P.I.
"I heard you're playing like a detective. Investigator, Ski."
Magnum, P.I.
"Private investigator."
Magnum, P.I.
"Look. Lieutenant Cook's comin' in from Tokyo on a max flight."
Magnum, P.I.
"I gotta pick him up. If I go through Hickam's main gate,"
Magnum, P.I.
"I'm gonna be filling out paper till next Sunday."
Magnum, P.I.
"No sweat, Lieutenant. This oughta get you just about anywhere on Pearl or Hickam."
Magnum, P.I.
"Thanks, Ski. Nice set of wheels you got here. Where'd you steal her?"
Magnum, P.I.
"What makes you think she isn't mine?"
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