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Clips from Magnum, P.I. - Don't Eat the Snow in Hawaii (S01E01)

"[ Laughs ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"- No! - Geez."
Magnum, P.I.
"Halt. Are you Lieutenant Cook? Sir."
Magnum, P.I.
"Captain Cooly. What, now? Yes, sir."
Magnum, P.I.
"Uh, I have a vehicle waiting right here, sir."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Engine Starts ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Magnum. Pull over, driver. That's the guy that's meeting me."
Magnum, P.I.
"How did he get that car? I said pull over, driver."
Magnum, P.I.
"Can't do that, Lieutenant."
Magnum, P.I.
"What do you mean you can't do that?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! [ Bones Crunching ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Grunting ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Engine Starts ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Man ] Have a nice day, brahda."
Magnum, P.I.
"Magnum! Mag--"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Footsteps Approaching ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"I understand, sir, that the medical examiners here got all the tough cases from Vietnam."
Magnum, P.I.
"The ones they couldn't identify through dog tags and dental records."
Magnum, P.I.
"You know, they put a name on everybody? Every single one."
Magnum, P.I.
"Too damn bad. Beg your pardon, sir?"
Magnum, P.I.
"There'll be no monuments erected to the boys that fought in Vietnam."
Magnum, P.I.
"Hippies have seen to that. The most we could expect was to share in a little glory..."
Magnum, P.I.
"to have buried an unidentified body from that war besides the others at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier."
Magnum, P.I.
"These medical examiners deprived us of that, Ensign."
Magnum, P.I.
"I see what you mean, sir."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Man ] There is evidence of a small abdominal wall hematoma,"
Magnum, P.I.
"suggesting blunt-force trauma."
Magnum, P.I.
"He may have been punched in the stomach."
Magnum, P.I.
"Almost done, Captain. Found a cause of death yet?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Massive pulmonary edema and cyanosis, probably induced by cocaine."
Magnum, P.I.
"What?"
Magnum, P.I.
"We found a dozen plastic packets in his stomach."
Magnum, P.I.
"Some of them burst. I'm having them analyzed now,"
Magnum, P.I.
"but odds are they contained cocaine."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Groans ] How did packets of cocaine get into Lieutenant Cook's stomach?"
Magnum, P.I.
"then retrieve the packets from the digestive system."
Magnum, P.I.
"Uh, it's a foolproof way of smuggling everything..."
Magnum, P.I.
"- from dope to diamonds. - Are you sure it's cocaine?"
Magnum, P.I.
"I'm waiting for the tox screen and the residue analysis to confirm it."
Magnum, P.I.
"This is going to be very hard on Admiral Cook."
Magnum, P.I.
"- His father is Admiral Raleigh Cook? - Uh, yes, sir."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Whistles ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Does the admiral have to be informed of... all the details, sir?"
Magnum, P.I.
"What do you suggest, Ensign? We tell him his son swallowed..."
Magnum, P.I.
"a dozen cocaine packets by mistake?"
Magnum, P.I.
"No, sir. I mean, the lieutenant's dead."
Magnum, P.I.
"I just thought we could get around some of the details."
Magnum, P.I.
"It could be done, Captain, unless Admiral Cook pushed for more information."
Magnum, P.I.
"I don't think he planned on the packets bursting."
Magnum, P.I.
"Ensign Healy, first thing in the morning, I wanna draw up a letter of recommendation."
Magnum, P.I.
"- Sir? - I'm gonna recommend..."
Magnum, P.I.
"Lieutenant Cook's military rights and benefits be revoked."
Magnum, P.I.
"This officer died in the commission of a felony. He disgraced his uniform."
Magnum, P.I.
"If he were alive, I'd court-martial him and I'd deep-six him."
Magnum, P.I.
"His being dead doesn't change that, no matter whose son he is."
Magnum, P.I.
"Good night, gentlemen."
Magnum, P.I.
"I don't know what you did to your C.O., son,"
Magnum, P.I.
"but you sure ticked him off."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Dogs Growling, Barking ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Hi, guys. Higgins!"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Dogs Barking ] Higgins.!"
Magnum, P.I.
"Higgins.!"
Magnum, P.I.
"Zeus! Apollo! Bad dogs!"
Magnum, P.I.
"Let the nice man out of the car."
Magnum, P.I.
"Oh, it's all right. The dogs will stay with us."
Magnum, P.I.
"They seem to like you. ja."
Magnum, P.I.
"Uh, why don't they like me?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Mr. Higgins doesn't like you, and they're his dogs."
Magnum, P.I.
"I think he tells them bad things about you. I think you're right."
Magnum, P.I.
"Zeus! Apollo! Where are you, lads?"
Magnum, P.I.
"It's all right, Higgins. They're with me."
Magnum, P.I.
"Right."
Magnum, P.I.
"Thanks for the escort. Now that I'm safely home,"
Magnum, P.I.
"you can go back to your swim."
Magnum, P.I.
"The tidal pool sure looks good in the moonlight."
Magnum, P.I.
"Yes, it's going to be nice to get out of the suits and back in the water."
Magnum, P.I.
"Yeah, why don't you join us?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Oh, sure, great. I'll just get my trunks."
Magnum, P.I.
"If you wish."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Sighs ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Laughing ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Bottles Clanging ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Woman On Phone ] Pearl Harbor Naval Base."
Magnum, P.I.
"Uh, Lieutenant Cook, Bachelor Officers' Quarters, please."
Magnum, P.I.
"One moment, please. It's extension number-- No, wait."
Magnum, P.I.
"Hello?"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Phone Clatters ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Hello?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Hello?"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Chuckling ]"
Magnum, P.I.
"Lieutenant Cook's quarters."
Magnum, P.I.
"You're gonna wish you didn't stand me up at the airport, old buddy."
Magnum, P.I.
"Who's this? This is Magnum. Who are you?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Magnum, this is Ensign Healy."
Magnum, P.I.
"I came aboard a couple weeks before you left, remember?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Oh, Healy, yeah. L.S.U. quarterback, right?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Right. Well, put Lieutenant Cook on, will ya?"
Magnum, P.I.
"I'm sorry, Magnum, I can't. He's dead."
Magnum, P.I.
"Magnum? Did you hear me?"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Man ] Homeward Angel, do you read me?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Homeward Angel. Homeward Angel, do you read me?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Homeward Angel. Homeward Angel, do you read me?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Homeward Angel, do you read me?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Homeward Angel, do you read me?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Hi, guys. Magnum, you're late again."
Magnum, P.I.
"You know, Dan, I've been thinking."
Magnum, P.I.
"Yeah, I know. You wanna resign."
Magnum, P.I.
"Well, it's not that I don't appreciate what the navy's done for me-- college education,"
Magnum, P.I.
"foreign travel, nice uniform."
Magnum, P.I.
"You think I'm crazy, huh?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Hell, no. The reason I'm here..."
Magnum, P.I.
"is because my old man expects it out of me."
Magnum, P.I.
"Phillipe and Pepe don't know anything else."
Magnum, P.I.
"They've been fighting Charlie since they were 1 0."
Magnum, P.I.
"Eight. Homeward Angel, do you read me?"
Magnum, P.I.
"You got nothing holding you."
Magnum, P.I.
"Can't do that. Why not?"
Magnum, P.I.
"We're a team. Can't split up the team."
Magnum, P.I.
"Only thing keeping you guys alive is me."
Magnum, P.I.
"Wonder if T.C. forgot to set his alarm again."
Magnum, P.I.
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