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Clips from Dr Strangelove

"Do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dimitri?"
Dr Strangelove
"What? I see. Just ask for Omsk information."
Dr Strangelove
"I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I'm very sorry."
Dr Strangelove
"All right, you're sorrier than I am. But I am sorry as well."
Dr Strangelove
"Don't say that you're more sorry than I am..."
Dr Strangelove
"because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are."
Dr Strangelove
"So we're both sorry, all right?"
Dr Strangelove
"Yes, he's right here. Yes, he wants to talk to you. Just a second."
Dr Strangelove
"What?"
Dr Strangelove
"What? What is it? What?"
Dr Strangelove
"The fools. The mad fools."
Dr Strangelove
"What's happened?"
Dr Strangelove
"The doomsday machine? What is that?"
Dr Strangelove
"A device which will destroy all human and animal life on Earth."
Dr Strangelove
"Well, I can't say I have, Jack."
Dr Strangelove
"I can't quite see what you're getting at."
Dr Strangelove
"Mandrake, water is the source of all life."
Dr Strangelove
"Why, do you realize that..."
Dr Strangelove
"to replenish our precious bodily fluids."
Dr Strangelove
"or rainwater, and only pure grain alcohol?"
Dr Strangelove
"Have you ever heard of fluoridation of water?"
Dr Strangelove
"Yes, I have heard of that, Jack, yes."
Dr Strangelove
"Do you know what it is?"
Dr Strangelove
"Do you realize that fluoridation..."
Dr Strangelove
"and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?"
Dr Strangelove
"Mandrake, come here."
Dr Strangelove
"You calling me, Jack?"
Dr Strangelove
"I've only ever pressed a button in my old Spitfire."
Dr Strangelove
"In the name of Her Majesty and the Continental Congress, feed me this belt."
Dr Strangelove
"Jack, I'd love to come, but what's happened, you see..."
Dr Strangelove
"I've got a gammy leg. Oh, dear. Gone. Shot off."
Dr Strangelove
"When it is detonated, it will produce enough radioactive fallout..."
Dr Strangelove
"so that in ten months..."
Dr Strangelove
"Come on, De Sadesky! That's ridiculous!"
Dr Strangelove
"- You never heard of cobalt theoium G. - What about it?"
Dr Strangelove
"Cobalt thorium G has a radioactive half-life of 93 years."
Dr Strangelove
"If you take 50 H bombs in the 100 megaton range..."
Dr Strangelove
"and jacket them with cobalt thorium G..."
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"a lethal cloud of radioactivity..."
Dr Strangelove
"which will encircle the Earth for 93 years!"
Dr Strangelove
"What a load of Commie bull. I mean, after all."
Dr Strangelove
"Is the premier threatening to explode it if our planes carry out their attack?"
Dr Strangelove
"No, sir. It is not a thing a sane man would do."
Dr Strangelove
"The doomsday machine is designed to trigger itself automatically."
Dr Strangelove
"It is designed to explode if any attempt is made to un-trigger it."
Dr Strangelove
"Automatically?"
Dr Strangelove
"It's a Commie trick! We're wasting valuable time!"
Dr Strangelove
"Look at the big board! They're getting ready to clobber us!"
Dr Strangelove
"This is absolute madness. Why should you build such a thing?"
Dr Strangelove
"There are those of us who fought against it."
Dr Strangelove
"But in the end, we could not keep up with the expense involved..."
Dr Strangelove
"in the arms race, the space race and the peace race."
Dr Strangelove
"At the same time, our people grumbled for more nylons and washing machines."
Dr Strangelove
"The deciding factor was when we learned your country was working similarly..."
Dr Strangelove
"and we were afraid of a doomsday gap!"
Dr Strangelove
"This is preposterous! I've never approved of anything like that."
Dr Strangelove
"Dr. Strangelove, do we have anything like that in the works?"
Dr Strangelove
"Under the authority granted me..."
Dr Strangelove
"as director of weapons research and development..."
Dr Strangelove
"Based on the findings of the report..."
Dr Strangelove
"my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent..."
Dr Strangelove
"You mean it is possible for them to have built such a thing?"
Dr Strangelove
"Mr. President, the technology required is easily within the means..."
Dr Strangelove
"of even the smallest nuclear power."
Dr Strangelove
"It requires only the will to do so."
Dr Strangelove
"Mr. President, it is not only possible..."
Dr Strangelove
"it is essential."
Dr Strangelove
"Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy..."
Dr Strangelove
"the fear of attack."
Dr Strangelove
"which rules out human meddling..."
Dr Strangelove
"the doomsday machine is terrifying..."
Dr Strangelove
"and simple to understand..."
Dr Strangelove
"But this is fantastic, Strangelove. How can it be triggered automatically?"
Dr Strangelove
"When you merely wish to bury bombs..."
Dr Strangelove
"there 's no limit to the size."
Dr Strangelove
"After that, they are connected..."
Dr Strangelove
"to a gigantic complex of computers."
Dr Strangelove
"under which the bombs are to be exploded..."
Dr Strangelove
"is programmed into a tape memory bank."
Dr Strangelove
"Hmm. Strangelove?"
Dr Strangelove
"It used to be Merkwurdichliebe."
Dr Strangelove
"Well, a Kraut by any other name, uh, Stainsey?"
Dr Strangelove
"is lost if you keep it a secret!"
Dr Strangelove
"Why didn't you tell the world?"
Dr Strangelove
"Stay with me, Mandrake."
Dr Strangelove
"Don't you think we'd be better off away from this flying glass?"
Dr Strangelove
"Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating the water..."
Dr Strangelove
"there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour..."
Dr Strangelove
"fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream?"
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"Ice cream."
Dr Strangelove
"- Childrers ice cream. - Good Lord."
Dr Strangelove
"No, I don't, Jack."
Dr Strangelove
"1946."
Dr Strangelove
"How does that coincide with your postwar Commie conspiracy, huh?"
Dr Strangelove
"It's incredibly obvious, isn't it?"
Dr Strangelove
"A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids..."
Dr Strangelove
"Certainly without any choice."
Dr Strangelove
"That's the way a hard -core Commie works."
Dr Strangelove
"When did you first become..."
Dr Strangelove
"Well, l..."
Dr Strangelove
"during the physical act of love."
Dr Strangelove
"feeling of emptiness followed."
Dr Strangelove
"Loss of essence."
Dr Strangelove
"and they seek the life essence."
Dr Strangelove
"Yes, yes, Jack."
Dr Strangelove
"Jack, listen."
Dr Strangelove
"Those boys were like my children."
Dr Strangelove
"Now they let me down."
Dr Strangelove
"No, not a bit."
Dr Strangelove
"I'm sure they all gave it their very best."
Dr Strangelove
"Supposing a bit of water has gone off, eh?"
Dr Strangelove
"Look at me, Jack. Look."
Dr Strangelove
"And I drink a lot of water. I'm what you might call a water man."
Dr Strangelove
"And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you..."
Dr Strangelove
"that there 's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids."
Dr Strangelove
"Not a thing, Jackie."
Dr Strangelove
"- What? - Were you ever a prisoner of war?"
Dr Strangelove
"Yes, I was, as a matter of fact."
Dr Strangelove
"Did they torture you?"
Dr Strangelove
"Yes, they did. I was tortured by theJapanese."
Dr Strangelove
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