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Clips from Dr Strangelove

"What happened?"
Dr Strangelove
"I don't know, Jack. It's difficult to think under these conditions."
Dr Strangelove
"they got me on the old Rangoon-Inchinawa Railway."
Dr Strangelove
"I was laying train lines for the bloodyJapanese puff-puffs."
Dr Strangelove
"It was their way of having a bit of fun, the swine."
Dr Strangelove
"And my advise to you is to give me the code now."
Dr Strangelove
"we'll fight them together like we did just now on the floor."
Dr Strangelove
"You with your gun and me with a belt of ammo, feeding you."
Dr Strangelove
""Feed me," you said, and I was feeding you, Jack."
Dr Strangelove
"You know, Mandrake..."
Dr Strangelove
"And I think I can."
Dr Strangelove
"Yes, of course you can. Of course you can. You can."
Dr Strangelove
"I'm a religious man myself, you know."
Dr Strangelove
"You've dropped your gun, Jack."
Dr Strangelove
"You know what I'm hoping? I'm hoping you're going to give me the code, boy."
Dr Strangelove
"You're going to wash and brush up? What a good idea."
Dr Strangelove
"Copilot to navigator. I'm ready with the fuel figures now."
Dr Strangelove
"We have 109,000 total..."
Dr Strangelove
"And that works out to roughly..."
Dr Strangelove
"seven hours, 15 minutes endurance from this time."
Dr Strangelove
"D.S.O. to Captain."
Dr Strangelove
"Distance: 60 miles."
Dr Strangelove
"Approximate speed: Mach three."
Dr Strangelove
"Looks like a missile tracking us."
Dr Strangelove
"Confirmed: definite missile track."
Dr Strangelove
"Commence evasive action right."
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"Missile still closing range."
Dr Strangelove
"Lock E.C.M. to target intercept mode."
Dr Strangelove
"Range: 40 miles. Continue evasive action."
Dr Strangelove
"Electronic Guidance Scrambler to blue grid."
Dr Strangelove
"Missile still tracking steady and closing distance."
Dr Strangelove
"Range: 30 miles."
Dr Strangelove
"Missile still closing true and steady. Continue evasive action."
Dr Strangelove
"Attack range gate on maximum scan."
Dr Strangelove
"Deflection still increasing. Range: six miles."
Dr Strangelove
"Missile still deflecting. Range: four miles."
Dr Strangelove
"Range: two miles. Missile still deflecting."
Dr Strangelove
"Range: one mile. Missile detonated!"
Dr Strangelove
"- Start lever to cut off! - Cut off!"
Dr Strangelove
"We're losir power!"
Dr Strangelove
"Re-select essential power!"
Dr Strangelove
"Essential power re -selected."
Dr Strangelove
"The hatch is stuck!"
Dr Strangelove
"Hit emergency power!"
Dr Strangelove
"- Transfer switches! - Transferred!"
Dr Strangelove
"- Boost pumps off! - Cut off!"
Dr Strangelove
"Fuel valves three, four and six!"
Dr Strangelove
"Give me full power!"
Dr Strangelove
"P.O.E."
Dr Strangelove
"Purity of Essence."
Dr Strangelove
"O.P.O.E."
Dr Strangelove
"Put your hands over your head."
Dr Strangelove
"What kind of suit do you call that, fella?"
Dr Strangelove
"What do you mean, suit?"
Dr Strangelove
"This happens to be an R.A.F. uniform..."
Dr Strangelove
"and I am Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, General Ripper' s executive officer."
Dr Strangelove
"Where 's General Ripper?"
Dr Strangelove
"He's dead, in the bathroom."
Dr Strangelove
"Next to you."
Dr Strangelove
"I don't know what stupid game this is you're playing..."
Dr Strangelove
"but I've got a good idea what the recall code is..."
Dr Strangelove
"and I have to get in touch with SAC headquarters immediately!"
Dr Strangelove
"Got any witnesses?"
Dr Strangelove
"What are you talking about? He shot himself!"
Dr Strangelove
"While he was shavir?"
Dr Strangelove
"Now look, Colonel Bat Guano..."
Dr Strangelove
"may I tell you that I have a very good idea..."
Dr Strangelove
"I think, hope, pray... what the recall code is."
Dr Strangelove
"It's some theme he kept repeating. A variation on..."
Dr Strangelove
"Put your hands on top of your head. Start walkir."
Dr Strangelove
"Don't you know that General Ripper went mad..."
Dr Strangelove
"and sent the whole Wing to attack the Soviets?"
Dr Strangelove
"I'm going to pick up this red telephone, which is connected to SAC..."
Dr Strangelove
"Blast. Blast."
Dr Strangelove
"Shot away, I expect, by one of your men during this ridiculous fighting!"
Dr Strangelove
"I think the auto-destruct mechanism got hit and blew itself up."
Dr Strangelove
"Roger. Navigator?"
Dr Strangelove
"I've worked out our rate of fuel loss at approximately 1-6-2 per minute."
Dr Strangelove
"at weather ship Tango Delta..."
Dr Strangelove
"grid coordinates 0-0-3-6-9-1."
Dr Strangelove
"We got more holes in us than a horse trader' s mule."
Dr Strangelove
"The radio is gone, and we're leakir fuel."
Dr Strangelove
"At this height they might harpoon us..."
Dr Strangelove
"but they sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen."
Dr Strangelove
"- Where are you taking me? - To the main gate."
Dr Strangelove
"Colonel, I must know what you think has been going on here."
Dr Strangelove
"I think you're some kind of deviated "prevert.""
Dr Strangelove
"I think General Ripper found out about your "preversion"..."
Dr Strangelove
"and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of"preverts.""
Dr Strangelove
"I was told to get Ripper on the phone with the President of the United States."
Dr Strangelove
"Now just one second. You just said "the president.""
Dr Strangelove
"The president wants to speak to General Ripper, doesn't he?"
Dr Strangelove
"Now, General Ripper is dead, is he not?"
Dr Strangelove
"I am General Ripper' s executive officer..."
Dr Strangelove
"You wanna talk to the President of the United States?"
Dr Strangelove
"I don't want to talk to him, Colonel, I've got to talk to him."
Dr Strangelove
"And if you don't put that gun away and stop this stupid nonsense..."
Dr Strangelove
"the Court of Inquiry on this will give you such a pranging..."
Dr Strangelove
"you'll be lucky to end up wearing the uniform of a bloody toilet attendant!"
Dr Strangelove
"Operator? This is Group Captain Lionel Mandrake."
Dr Strangelove
"I'm speaking from Burpelson Air Force Base."
Dr Strangelove
"with President Merkin Muffley in the Pentagon, Washington, D.C."
Dr Strangelove
"No, I'm perfectly serious. The President of the United States."
Dr Strangelove
"I'm sorry, I haven't got enough change."
Dr Strangelove
"Could you make this a collect call, Operator?"
Dr Strangelove
"Have you got 55 cents?"
Dr Strangelove
"Operator, look."
Dr Strangelove
"Is it possible to make this an ordinary trunk call?"
Dr Strangelove
"Well, what do you call it? You know..."
Dr Strangelove
"Oh, station-to-station."
Dr Strangelove
"Operator, hold on. I shant keep you a second."
Dr Strangelove
"Colonel, that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it."
Dr Strangelove
"There may be change in there."
Dr Strangelove
"That's private property."
Dr Strangelove
"Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you..."
Dr Strangelove
"your frame outlook, way of life and everything..."
Dr Strangelove
"when they learn you have obstructed a phone call to the president?"
Dr Strangelove
"Can you imagine? Shoot it off!"
Dr Strangelove
"Shoot with the gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!"
Dr Strangelove
"Okay, I'm gonna get your money for you."
Dr Strangelove
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