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Clips from Dr Strangelove

"and the base defended by base security troops."
Dr Strangelove
"Any force trying to enter would certainly encounter heavy casualties."
Dr Strangelove
"General Turgidson, with all due respect for your defense team..."
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"Mr. President, there are one or two points I'd like to make, if I may?"
Dr Strangelove
"Go ahead, General."
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"are quickly being reduced to a very low order of probability."
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"Two: In less than 15 minutes from now..."
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"the Ruskies will be making radar contact with the planes."
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"they will go absolutely ape and strike back with everything they've got."
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"Four: If prior to this time..."
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"we have done nothing to suppress their retaliatory capabilities..."
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"Five: lf, on the other hand..."
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"we immediately launched an attack on their airfields and missile bases..."
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"we'd stand a damn good chance of catching them with their pants down."
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"Hell, we've got a five-to-one missile superiority."
Dr Strangelove
"We could easily assign three missiles to every target..."
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"and still have a very effective reserve force for any other contingency."
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"Six: An unofficial study which we undertook of this eventuality..."
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"indicated that we would destroy"
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"and suffer only modest and acceptable civilian casualties..."
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"General, it is the avowed policy of our country..."
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"never to strike first with nuclear weapons."
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"Well, Mr. President, General Ripper has already invalidated that policy."
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"That was not an act of national policy. There are still alternatives open to us."
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"Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth..."
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"both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation."
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"But it is necessary now to make a choice:"
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"to choose between two admittedly regrettable..."
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"One, where 20 million people are killed; the other, 150 people killed."
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"You're talking about mass murder, General, not war."
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"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed."
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"But I do say no more than"
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"I will not go down in history as the greatest mass murderer since Hitler!"
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"It might be better if you were more concerned..."
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"with the American people than with your image in the history books."
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"General Turgidson, I've heard quite sufficient from you."
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"Mr. President, they have the ambassador waiting upstairs."
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"- Good. Any difficulty? - He's having a fit about the M.P.s."
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"That can't be helped. Have him brought here straightaway."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Is that the Russian ambassador?"
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"Yes, it is, General."
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"Am I to understand the Russian ambassador..."
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"is to be admitted entrance to the War Room?"
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"I don't know exactly how to put this, sir..."
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"but are you aware of what a breach of security that would be?"
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"He'll see everything. He'll see the big board."
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""Survival kit contents check."
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"two boxes of ammunition..."
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"four days concentrated emergency rations..."
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"one drug issue containing antibiotics..."
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"morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills..."
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"one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible..."
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"nine packs of chewing gum..."
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"one issue of prophylactics..."
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"three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings.""
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"Shoot, a fellow could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with that stuff."
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"- You don't have any fresh fish? - I'm afraid not, sir."
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"- Your eggs are fresh? - Yes, sir."
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"That will be all, sir? I'll see to it right away."
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"Try one of theseJamaican cigars, Ambassador. They're good."
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"Thank you, no. I do not support the work of imperialist stooges."
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"Oh, only Commie stooges, huh?"
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"You're gonna let that lousy Commie punk vomit all over us like this?"
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"Mr. President?"
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"They haven't reached Premier Kissoff. They don't know where he is..."
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"- Degenerate atheistic Commie. - What did you say?"
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"I said Premier Kissoff is a degenerate atheistic Commie!"
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"- Have this ignorant fool... - I'm sorry!"
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"Mr. President, I think they're trying the number."
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
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"What is going on here? I demand an explanation."
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"You bet your sweets, Mr. Commie! Look at this, Mr. President."
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"This is outrageous. I have never heard of such behavior in the War Room before."
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"Mr. President, I think they're getting him on the line."
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"You got to hand it to those Commies."
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"Yeah. Those trucks sure look like the real thing, don't they?"
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"I wonder where they got them from."
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"Okay, open up at 200 yards."
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"Tell him where you are and that you'll speak if I say anything untrue..."
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"Alexi? Alexi, please. I beg you."
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"But I don't have a phone."
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"Give him the phone."
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"Hello? Hello, Dimitri?"
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"Listen, I can't hear too well."
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"That's much better."
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"Fine. I can hear you now, Dimitri."
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"Clear and plain and coming through fine."
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"I'm coming through fine, too, eh? Good."
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"Well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine. Good."
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"It's good that you're fine..."
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"I agree with you. It's great to be fine."
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"you know how we've always talked about the possibility..."
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"of something going wrong with the bomb."
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"The bomb, Dimitri."
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"The hydrogen bomb."
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"Well, now, what happened is..."
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"And he went and did a silly thing."
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"He ordered his planes..."
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"to attack your country."
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"Let me finish, Dimitri."
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"Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dimitri?"
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"Why do you think I'm calling you?"
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"Just to say hello?"
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"Of course I like to speak to you!"
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"Of course I like to say hello!"
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"Not now, but anytime, Dimitri."
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"Of course, it's a friendly call."
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"Listen, if it wasrt friendly, you probably wouldn't have even got it."
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"They will not reach their targets for at least another hour."
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"I've been all over this with your ambassador."
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"the flight plans and defensive systems of the planes."
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"Yes, if we're unable to recall the planes..."
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"I'd say, well..."
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"we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dimitri."
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"Listen. Now, who should we call?"
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"Who should we call? Sorry, you faded away."
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"The Peoples Central Air Defense Headquarters."
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"In Omsk. Right."
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"You'll call them first, will you?"
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