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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Paintball Scattering (S12E12)

"Champagne, a champagne,"
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"He's also sweet and bubbly."
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"All right."
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"And yet, somehow she soldiers on."
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"Mm."
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"Well, as I always say, a stranger's just a friend"
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"- I'll read them. - If any of them"
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"Well, what if he's complimentary?"
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"Oh, this may be the Dr. Cooper talking,"
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool ♪"
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"Hey, Penny and I were thinking of getting"
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"She just wants to play paintball."
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"Dr. Cooper."
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"What are you doing in the regular cafeteria?"
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"You're a superstar."
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"You should join me in my private dining room."
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"No."
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"- Can I bring my tater tots? - Yes."
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"Welcome to the inner sanctum."
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"Neither do I, but it's so fancy."
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"Ha-ha-ha!"
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"I just want you to know that you have our full support,"
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"Or a reaction"
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"It sounds like"
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"it's just that we really want you to do the interviews."
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"Without Sheldon."
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"This is steak sauce! What are you trying to pull?"
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"Like that."
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"It is my work, too, and I am perfectly capable"
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"Ah, cool. Huh."
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"Isn't it fight-or-flight?"
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"Not for me."
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"So I told my mom she just needed to back off."
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"This is our wedding,"
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"Thank you."
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"Oh. I got one of those for my place, but I never installed it."
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"What did you do?"
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"Nothing. I didn't want to piss it off."
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"Hey. We're doing a big paintball game on Saturday"
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"Ugh. That sucks."
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"Sucks for her. I'm playing paintball."
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"Yeah. I've been looking for a new one,"
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"Come on, help me out here."
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"and I wish you were coming with me."
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"Really? She asked you to move in with her?"
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"Yeah, she was"
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"You ran out of there so fast, if it was a cartoon,"
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"He's got... bags."
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"She's a good tipper?"
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"in the fancy dining room while our friends have to eat in the regular one?"
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"Oh, then no."
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"- I'm so proud of you. - And that headline--"
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""The Neurobiologist Who Revolutionized Physics.""
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"She's the neurobiologist who revolutionized physics."
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"This should be fun. I've never played before."
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"Yeah?"
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"What is happening?"
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"Really? You're picking her over me?"
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"Yeah, 'cause she's vicious and can hide behind a mushroom."
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"Amy."
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"All rightie."
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"Is that what you were going to say?"
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"who revolutionizes paintball."
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"Am I? Maybe it's just my poor people skills."
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"This is pretty exciting, sneaking around like this."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"What?"
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"Ow!"
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"Stuart?!"
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"Did you run away again?"
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"No!"
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"Bang, you're out."
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"I'm not gonna shoot you from right here."
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"I'm telling you, from this distance it's gonna... Ow!"
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"All right. Fine, you can shoot me."
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"- No, I'm not gonna shoot you. - Ow!"
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"Why can't you just be proud of me?"
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"I am proud of you."
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"and me when I was running from Denise."
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"that any minute you might screw everything up?"
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"- No. - Yes."
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"Fine. That was my ex-boyfriend."
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"And you need to delete that app from your phone."
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"Then what are we doing?"
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"Ow!"
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"Sorry. That's gonna leave a bruise."
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"Want to kiss it and make it better?"
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"Where are you going?"
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"Don't worry. I'll wave to the doorbell when I get there."
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"At least let me drive you."
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"We can take you."
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"- Come on, Sheldon. - Okay."
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"- Aha! - Hey!"
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"- Get out! - Sorry. Sorry."
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"I didn't see anything."
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"Yeah, well, you shot me a lot of times."
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"That's not even counting the bruises on the inside."
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"Ah, look, I'm sorry that I freaked out."
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"It's just that things are going so good with us,"
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"Well, isn't this technically"
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"Yes, so don't ever use it or let them know that you have it."
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"Kiss?"
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"I'm about to start recording. Are you guys ready?"
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"I'll be in the car."
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"a champagne with a packet of Splenda in it."
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"A... a toast to Sheldon and Amy"
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"and the publication of your super-asymmetry paper."
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"Ooh! That is PhD-licious."
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"So, have you guys gotten any feedback yet?"
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"Well, there are some comments online,"
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"but we haven't read them. We decided we don't care"
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"what people say about our work."
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"People online can be so mean."
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"and some jerk said I looked so skinny I might disappear."
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"It would be nice to read some of the thank-you notes."
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"I'm surprised you're interested in some stranger's opinion."
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