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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Donation Oscillation (S12E12)

"I'll try, but it's Leonard."
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"Well, what is he doing here?"
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"I told you, if we left pizza on the counter,"
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"we'd attract something."
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"Oh, hey, guys."
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"Sorry. I used my key."
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"Is everything okay?"
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"Yeah, I..."
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"had to get out of the apartment."
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"My wife kept trying to have sex with me."
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"Well, we just did it three weeks ago."
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"I was talking to Leonard!"
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"for Zack and Marissa on Monday,"
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"Well, she said she was."
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"But she also said I looked dope."
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"So you're willing to go through with this,"
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"even though she clearly has reservations?"
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"If that's not a cry for help,"
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"I don't know what is."
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"Penny doesn't want to have kids."
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"Okay, but this isn't gonna make you a dad."
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"It's gonna be their baby, not yours."
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"Although, someday,"
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"nearsighted, and asthmatic..."
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"Are you guys ready for the most intense experience of your life?"
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"Not to brag, but I'm an astronaut,"
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"so I've been weightless before."
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"Can be pretty scary."
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"Please, I'm, like, 90 pounds."
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"There are a lot of pages here."
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"Is this a waiver or a screenplay you've been working on?"
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"I'm sure it's just boilerplate."
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"It says, "Or death.""
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"Dressing rooms are in the back."
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"No peeking."
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"Here you go."
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"Okay. Should we go get changed?"
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"What?"
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"then why'd you come?"
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"To prove to Howard that he doesn't know me as well"
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"Unless I do it and then he doesn't."
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"I should be honest."
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"Hey."
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"That was a long run."
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"Yeah. Well, I was in the zone."
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"You know, and then in a diner"
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"and then in a massage chair at the mall where I fell asleep."
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"Are you avoiding me?"
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"Well, I took a nap next to Hot Dog on a Stick."
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"but maybe... you're really mad at yourself."
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"Why would I be mad at myself?"
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"You know, it's pretty crappy of you"
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"I'm not trying to make you feel bad."
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"But... do you?"
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"Yes."
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"I feel like I'm letting everybody down."
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"Hate disappointing Leonard,"
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"but I really hate disappointing you."
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"Oh, Slugger, you could never disappoint me."
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"Okay, your high school years were a little rough."
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"and your boyfriends sneaking out in the morning."
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"Yeah."
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"I was there. I remember."
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"being your dad is the best thing ever happened to me."
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"They're okay."
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"I just don't want you to miss out."
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"I know."
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"or don't want--"
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"I'm on your side."
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"Sure. What's up?"
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"So you need to stay out of it."
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"Oh, Leonard, it's okay. We talked. We're good."
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"Yeah?"
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"I-I-I felt like my voice was a little shaky there."
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"Really?"
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"I-I would be heartbroken if I had a kid out there"
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"Yeah."
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"So, that thing you wanted to do last night,"
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"I got real good hearing there, stud."
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"All right, everyone's suited up."
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"Let's head out to the tarmac!"
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"Actually, one second."
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"Really?"
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"Well, I did not see that coming."
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"When I was little, my parents"
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"but it turns out they hated each other."
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"I just think I shouldn't go."
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"Actually, this is much safer than driving a car."
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"Stay out of it, flyboy!"
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"You're right."
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"I'll stay here."
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"Oh. Great."
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"Unless you don't want to because I was right and I do know you."
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"Well, if you really know me, then you know how far I'll go"
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"- to prove a point. - Apparently,"
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"34,000 feet that way, then straight back down,"
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"up and down, over and over again"
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"until you throw up food you didn't even eat."
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"They are definitely your weirdest friends."
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"Oh, right. Worth it."
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"Um, look, I-I know this is gonna be disappointing,"
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"But, hey, look,"
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"i-if you like,"
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"Leonard, would you be the father of our baby?"
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"But I promise,"
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"we're gonna be really good parents."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, we know you will."
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"Well, Leonard, we were hoping you'd go in on Monday."
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"And, well, we're really hoping for a son."
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"Yeah, just think, "Little boys, little boys.""
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"- Sheldon! - Fine."
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"nonrefundable airline tickets to India I bought."
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"and help my dad eat all the nonrefundable sushi."
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"I need a change of underwear just thinking about that."
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"Really? What was it?"
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"We could still go."
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