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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Donation Oscillation (S12E12)

"We want to have a baby,"
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"Oh, you said a thing."
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"Thank you, guys, again for agreeing to do this."
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"It's a little weird for us, too."
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"Sure."
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"- So, what is the next step? - Yeah."
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"Sorry, bro,"
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"Oh."
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"because I am both tall and smart."
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"They don't want to have your baby!"
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"I've also never had a cavity and I don't have asthma..."
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"No, no. What's $3,000 between friends?"
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"that lets you experience weightlessness."
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"I accidentally set my scale to kilograms."
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"I know, it would've been fun, but, hey,"
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"You know, make it a guys' weekend."
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"You mean when we were all sad, desperate and horribly alone?"
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"And it was Nutella."
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"Hey, who wants to hear some exciting news?"
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"Yeah, I can't go either. Penny's dad is visiting"
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"from Nebraska, and I haven't seen him for a while."
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"Oh, that's nice you guys get along."
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"that I'm not any other man on the planet."
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"Oh, go with Bert!"
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"Like that time the Underdog balloon"
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"Hey. What are those?"
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"Zack wants me to take them to increase my virility."
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"Zack used the word "virility"?"
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"Not me not wanting one, not you having one with Zack."
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"But not the Cornhuskers. Do not discuss the Cornhuskers."
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"Can I get you something to drink? Maybe a beer?"
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"Um..."
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"Kinda. I mean, Sheldon and Leonard couldn't make it,"
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"We were still in line."
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"So you don't want me to go?"
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"Maybe for you. You threw me under the bus."
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"Well, I-- no, I wouldn't say it like that."
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"And you're okay with this?"
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"- I support my husband. - Thank you."
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"You know, just like, "Ah!" Make a scene."
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"No, I get it."
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"No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."
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"Mm. Really?"
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"Wait, wait. I can't."
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"All right, well, guess I'll just read a little"
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"Ooh, listen to this."
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""Pow."
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"Take that, Batman.""
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"I'm a thrill-seeker, too."
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"Amy?"
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"There's something out here."
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"Been there."
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"Why are you trying to avoid having sex?"
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"Well, I-I have to go to the clinic"
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"Sounds like maybe Penny's not totally on board with that plan."
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"If she has a problem,"
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"she should say something."
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"She tried to seduce you."
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"I respect that."
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"But this is my chance to leave a part of me behind."
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"if that kid wants to know why he's short,"
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"...he may hunt you down."
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"I'm weightless every time I hold more than three balloons."
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"Okay, I just need you guys to sign these waivers,"
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"Which is awesome."
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"Yeah. Hang on a second."
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"Just-- I have two babies at home."
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"What am I doing?"
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"If you don't want to do this,"
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"as he thinks he does."
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"Looks like he does."
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"What do you think?"
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"And I'm sorry about that."
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"There was you sneaking out at night"
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"That time you got drunk and stole a horse."
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"Thanks."
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"Okay, you could've stopped me sooner."
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"Could've let you go longer."
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"Um..."
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"with this Zack and Marissa thing."
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"- But you were so excited about it. - I know."
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"But, um..."
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"I think I was just fooling myself."
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"and I wasn't his dad."
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"I know you would."
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"I'm available."
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"That's a good point."
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"We thought it was because they loved us,"
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"But I've done this before."
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"And since you really, really want to go,"
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"Why am I doing this?!"
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"No, no, no, no."
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"I-I, I know how. I just can't."
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"I-I know someone who might be interested."
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"No! Absolutely not!"
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"I'm sorry, my wife says I'm not allowed."
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"Previously on The Big Bang Theory..."
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"Uh, we sort of have another reason for asking you here."
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"but we can't do it on our own."
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"Okay, whoa, whoa."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Yeah, this has been such a nice evening."
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"Let's all just stop before anyone says any more things."
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"Yeah, it means so much to us."
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"Ah, we're happy we can help."
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"Yeah, and we don't find it weird at all."
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"I mean, instead of our baby looking like Zack,"
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"it's gonna look like Leonard."
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"No, no, it's not gonna look..."
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"Okay."
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"And they say, for the best results,"
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"between now and then, you shouldn't have sex."
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"I know it seems impossible to go for five days without,"
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"but I believe in you."
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"Five days? My record is 24 years."
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"Uh, I think that also means no flying solo."
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"Then my record is 14 years."
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"So just, like, keep that in mind when you're in there."
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