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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Dances Their Asses Off (S03E03)

"I do not want to start acting like a business because that sounds boring as shit."
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"Are we ranked now? Yes, we are."
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"Too volatile. Bullshit! That is bullshit!"
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"Okay, okay. What am I? You're fifth."
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"Fifth? That's last. Why in the hell would I be last? Too much lip and very sassy."
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"Like right now. You just don't know when to shut up. Hello!"
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"Yeah. "Location: Paddy's Bar."
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"You put the bar up as a prize?"
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"Didn't you read that goddamn thing? I gave it a onceover!"
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"Because in light of this new information... Dee! Shut up!"
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"Where the owners have put up their bar as the first prize."
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"If you drop to the floor, you are out."
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"Good job, Charlie. Good work."
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"They don't care if you can dance well. It's a marathon."
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"Whoo! What's up, assholes? Ooh!"
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"Good guess. And I'm gonna win this bar with the help of my shiny new legs."
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"Hey. Maybe we should partner up, ruin their lives together."
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"Jealous? No."
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"Maybe he'll sweat so much he'll rust those bionic legs. We should kick him in the dick!"
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"We got our first dance-off challenge!"
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"Their stuff!"
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"He's fueled by vengeance and reinforced with space age technology."
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"And go!"
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"Everybody couple up and hit the dance floor."
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"Don't be afraid to get "sextra" close."
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"Relax, dude. I forgot to put on deodorant."
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"This could be a good opportunity to shake things up with the other contestants."
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"No, dude. Because you're the best at scheming."
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"We need you on the outside running things. Take a knee."
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"We did just screw him over to kick him out of the contest, right?"
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"I'm just really glad I can be of help, Charlie. Thank you."
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"What's the matter? Can't keep up?"
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"How long have you been a dance instructor? Oh, a long time. Years."
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"Right, right, okay. I'm gonna dip you down now, okay?"
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"Relax. He's an instructor. He's showing me a new dance. What's it called again?"
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"I think a little dance instruction might help us last longer in the competition."
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"Okay. Like that? Right. Now we're gonna go down nice and low."
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"So let's not worry about it. Let's just talk about other things for a little bit."
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"I gotta stop that. I can't let that go on."
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"All right, how would I do that? I got an idea."
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"I know how it feels."
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"The pain, the hurt."
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"until the streets of Philadelphia run red with their blood!"
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"Absolutely!"
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"First of all, you deserve to be ranked number one at the bar."
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"I've been working so hard for so many years. The cream always rises to the top."
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"And you're, like, made of cream, and your cream is all over his face, man."
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"You think? Yes!"
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""Engaged. " That's just a word. It doesn't mean anything."
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"All right, fine. Yeah? All right, here we go."
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"Now, you're not nearly as beautiful as she is, but I can use my imagination."
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"I'm gonna put my arm around your waist just like that. Don't stop. Keep moving."
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"We don't want you out of the competition, right? No!"
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"You son of a bitch! Robert, stop. Come on. It was an accident."
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"I know. I hate it when he gets like that. Gotta be careful with that one."
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"We're making brownies. The drug filled kind."
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"They're filled with sedatives."
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"I'll come up with a rig."
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"Definitely. Shut up, street rat."
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"Oh. Okay. How do you think I could make him jealous?"
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"The only way you're gonna be able to land Dennis..."
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"Oh! Why are you dancing so strangely?"
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"Don't eat it, Dee! It's filled with cough medicine."
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"Okay, that's it, Cricket. You're out of the crew. You're my whole life."
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"I love you. I ain't going out without a fight!"
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"You are in cahoots with those guys?"
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"I am not! Yes, you are!"
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"I gotcha. So strong. All right, night-night."
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"All right. Well, see you later."
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"Finally lovers know no shame"
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"Pretty good. What you munching on, pal?"
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"What is it? Wait. What is up, man? I feel like I'm tripping."
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"Oh, Charlie, that might be the cough medicine."
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"You got about 15 minutes until you drop like a ton of bricks."
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"Holy shit! Did you play me?"
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"Maybe now you two jerks might want to start treating me with a little respect."
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"Because I masterminded this entire situation."
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"Karate... snow machine... chop set..."
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"And mostly power."
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"He's lost his damn mind. My back's killing me."
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"You can't just break off a piece of an exoskeleton."
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"Larry! Stay awake! Go, Larry!"
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"I have a shattered kneecap!"
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"www.tvsubtitles.net"
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"Dude, I'm not gonna read this bullshit. Just get me a Coors."
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""What do I think my greatest strength as a server Is? ' What the hell is this, Frank?"
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"Employee evaluation."
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"This bar is a business, and we're gonna start acting like one."
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"Yeah, that sounds terrible. Plus this thing's 10 pages long. I'm not gonna fill it out."
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"Well, that's gonna affect your rank. What rank?"
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"I put us all on a ranking system so you kids would care about your jobs."
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"What's my rank? Second, after me."
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"Wait! What's my rank? You're third."
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"What? Why am I third?"
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"Sassy? That doesn't make sense."
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"You are late."
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"I just signed the bar up to host a dance competition..."
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"that's gonna be hosted live by the Q Crew on 102 Radio!"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. That would be a good idea, except it's not a dance contest."
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"It's an endurance competition. We're gonna be enduring free promotion on the radio."
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""Time: Saturday. Date: With Charlie Kelly."
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"No, no. I put the bar under the "Pride" section... things that you're proud of."
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"Your illiteracy has screwed us again, Charlie! Your illiteracy is screwing us!"
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"That doesn't make any sense! I have an important question."
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"Maybe this thing isn't legal. No, it's legal. There was a lawyer there."
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"What are we gonna do now? We're gonna dance our asses off!"
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"Hey, everybody."
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"It could take weeks. So stay tuned, 'cause someone's gonna win a bar!"
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"Take it easy and enjoy yourself, 'cause I'm gonna win this thing with this right here!"
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"What the hell is that? Eighth grade dance competition. I won to this song."
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"Ooh! Awesome. This whole thing was a mistake. So maybe you can help us win the bar back."
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"Why would I ever help you do anything?"
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"All you've ever done... Stop."
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"All you've ever done is screw me over. Now I'm here to win back your bar."
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"Hello, jerks. Oh! Surprised to see me back?"
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"That's cheating, dude. He's gonna win with those things, man."
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"We'll have to resort to foul play."
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"Look, there's no point in taking any chances. Let's get dirty."
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"What is that awful noise?"
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"What?"
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