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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Gets Held Hostage (S03E03)

"Because it's dark as a well digger's ass up here."
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"Mac, can an asshole rip in half? Like tissue paper."
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"They behind us?"
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"We don't want the girl! Then take the cash."
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"And we need a-a reversible Planet Hollywood jacket too."
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"In one hour, we're gonna have Margaret shoot one of you in the face."
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"You hear? I think he means it. There's no way they're gonna get those demands."
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"They can't get a Planet Hollywood jacket. Those places don't even exist anymore."
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"They don't make those jackets. They'd have to call Stallone, and he's not gonna give his up."
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"Maybe Aykroyd."
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"Oh, my God. What is that? Does that start with a sore throat?"
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"The only way we're gonna get through this is if we stick together."
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"We gotta stick together. We should get to Mac, though, before Dennis does."
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"So come down here and get me out of here. Where the hell have you been?"
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"you guys are gonna dig a hole straight through the wall to the next building."
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"You can be on my team if you want, but my team rests first. I called it."
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"Right, great. It's settled. I'm on your team. We'll rest first. Charlie and Mac, you dig."
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"Uhuh. What the hell? The cooler's gonna keep the beer cold."
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"No beer. No cooler. Margaret, put your hand down."
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"But your sister agrees with us. She's on our side."
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"That's awesome."
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"All right! Put your hands down and stop blinking! Leave Margaret alone."
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"No way. Here, check this out."
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"There's something I gotta talk to you about. Yeah."
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"Frank gave it to me. He's up in the vents. He's gonna try and retrieve his will."
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"If I guide it to him successfully, he's gonna give me a very large percentage of that."
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"Okay! Now walk me through it. We'll go through numbers later. It's a fake map. It's a decoy."
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"That's the only way to find the will."
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"What do you see? Nothing."
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"What do you smell? Oh, my God!"
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"Really? You fart in my face? What do you think?"
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"Jesus Christ! Are you kidding me?"
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"You know what? I think you're full of shit. Is that right?"
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"No, you're supposed to stab one of them. You stab one of them!"
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"Holy shit. My bad."
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"I mean, that is real dedication. Mm-hmm. What?"
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"Oh! Look, maybe I can corner one of them and manipulate them."
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"Get inside their head. And have sex with them."
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"Yeah, let's focus. Okay, here's the plan. All right, look."
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"I know I can get the girl to fall in love with me. Okay."
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"I do have a secret weapon."
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"One thing'll lead to the next. She'll lead me secretly to safety."
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"Charlie, is that you? Yeah, it's me."
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"Yo, buddy, I'm here. Mac, go somewhere where you're alone."
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"That's a very good point. That's an excellent point. All right."
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"Then you and I will split the money right down the middle."
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"No, I don't. No! I just think it's a good way to decide who to kill first."
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"Maybe if you guys had a little bit of it, you wouldn't be in this mess in the first place..."
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"'Cause I'd like to do this mess myself."
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"I'm gonna start by wrecking the back office."
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"Listen to me, okay? I don't blame you for that betrayal, but you're acting nuts."
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"All right, listen. I'm sorry about that whole thing..."
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"Shut up, okay? I'm tryin' to save your life here, Dee."
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"Time's up, assholes. Start smashing!"
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"You're a stone cold fox, Margaret."
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"I know, Dee. I know. You're the one that first told us about Stockholm syndrome."
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"But I feel like, if you just snap out it..."
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"We did it!"
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"Frank, Frank. Come in, Frank."
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"Oh, when we get outta this..."
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"Then tell me, Frank. What do you think about..."
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"That way? Put the gun..."
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"milky."
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"Now let's get outta here. Let's sneak outta here, you know, and start a life together."
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"I'm the one that won the immunity challenge... the one that should live."
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"No, I did all the work. You were in the bathroom getting laid. I... I love inbreeding!"
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"We're free, dude! We're free!"
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"Right?"
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"Liam."
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"Looks like we got ourselves into a bit of a pickle here."
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"Ah! I love you! God, I love you!"
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"I got you! I got you, brother."
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"Are you all right? Yeah. Think I might get a bruise on my heel."
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"Revenge! We got you, suckers! Nobody messes with the McPoyles!"
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"Whoo! Haha! Eat it, douche bags!"
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"Goddamn it!"
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"www.tvsubtitles.net"
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"Gimme the walkie."
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"I'm having a hard time understanding what we're doing."
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"Just gimme the walkie-talkie. All right."
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"Why did you hide your will in the ceiling? I didn't do it. Charlie did it."
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"Well, why did Charlie hide your will in the ceiling?"
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"Because I didn't wanna crawl around these goddamn vents. Gimme my gun."
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"Oh, right. Yeah!"
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"I don't think you should be carryin' this thing anymore. It always gets you into trouble."
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"Recently, it has occurred to me..."
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"that Dennis and Deandra stand to lose a lot of money because they're not my kids."
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"They're gonna rub me out. I feel like you're being very paranoid about this."
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"If you just go to a lawyer, you can draft up a new will, no big deal."
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"Don't over think this. Trust me. Give me the goddamn gun. Here."
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"Now, you think you can make sense of Charlie's map?"
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"Frank, no one understands the subtleties of Charlie's retardation better than me."
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"I can guide you right to it. Then you will be handsomely rewarded."
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"I like that. Shit!"
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"Seal me up! Seal me up! That's them. Get away."
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"Get in. Just get in!"
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"What I say is the law. I'm the boss of both of you now. What are you talking about, man?"
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"Why are you standing like that? 'Cause I'm your big brother, dude, and I'm the boss of you."
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"Where is this coming from, man? You are not our big brother. Yes, I am."
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"So get me a beer, little bro, before I give you a serious noogie."
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"Dude, I swear to God, if you try and give me a noogie..."
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"I will yank your underwear over your head so hard, your asshole will rip in half."
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"Heyoh! What's up, bitches?"
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"No! Lock the way out!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell are you guys doin'?"
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"Whoa! Okay. Okay, don't shoot, okay? Just take whatever you want."
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"Take the cash register. Take the girl."
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""Take the girl"? Don't argue with them. Just go."
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"You better go with them. But they're not trying to take me anywhere!"
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"Don't try to be a hero. Do what they say! They're not saying anything."
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"We don't want the cash! Well, then what the hell do you want?"
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"That's right. And we need a gassed-up boat, and we need 100,000 clams in a briefcase."
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"And a... And a Planet Hollywood jacket. A leather one. Reversible."
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"Can't believe this is happening. Taken hostage by the McPoyles. We should just bum-rush 'em."
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"And if any of you try to escape, we'll massacre you in a blaze of glory..."
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"then play with your bodies. Especially Dennis."
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"Let's secure the perimeter."
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"Shut up! We need to focus, okay?"
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"This is serious. We could get Stockholm syndrome."
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"Because I think I might be getting it. No, you're not getting it."
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