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Clips from Master of None (2015) - Moments in Love, Chapter 5 (S03E03)

"She is… I don't know. She is…"
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"Boring."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"-Uh, no. She's not boring. -[chuckles]"
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"She's just not you."
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"[Alicia sighs]"
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"God, are we bad people?"
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"Oh, Jesus Christ. Don't do it."
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"-I know. I'm just saying… -Stop. Stop yourself."
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"-Okay. We've talked about this. -Hmm."
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"-We cannot talk about the "thing…" -[chuckles]"
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"-…or else the "thing" will make us spiral. -Hmm."
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"No spiraling."
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"No spiraling."
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"Say it again."
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"No spiraling."
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"[Alicia sighs]"
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"So, I got you a little something from my store."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"-I like the new logo. -Yeah?"
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"Yeah. Looks good."
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"[softly] Check it out."
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"-Oh, my… What? -[chuckles]"
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"I've been looking for this."
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"I know. It's first edition."
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"[scoffs] Of course it is. Jesus."
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"you really did it."
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"-I'm proud of you. -[chuckles]"
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"Thank you."
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"It means a lot to hear that from you."
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"But, low-key…"
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"like, when we were together, it was really hard."
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"You know, 'cause I was watching you, and you had all these goals,"
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"I was looking at my life and being like,"
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""I don't have any of that." You know?"
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"And I think, like, part of me resented you for that."
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"-Hmm. -But, you know, now I have it,"
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"[chuckling] and I really see what it does to you."
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"-Yeah. -Do you know what I mean?"
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"Like, I see what it does to people."
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"You know, like, there's this, um…"
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"but they are specializing in Black memorabilia."
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"-Right? -Oh, yeah. I think I heard of them."
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"Yeah, they're fucking shit."
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"Yeah, they're shit, they're shitty people."
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"-[laughs] -Whenever I see 'em,"
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"they act all stush like they don't know who I am."
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"-Oh, shit. -[chuckles]"
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"Look at you. Ready to be recognized."
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"-Okay. -[laughing]"
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"I know! I know."
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"Shit. It happens to the best of us, okay?"
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"-It's a good thing. -Yeah."
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"I got something for you, too."
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"-You do? -Yeah."
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"-Come on. -Mmm."
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"-Not as intellectual, but, you know… -Ooh. [chuckles]"
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"Let me see. Thank you."
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"Okay. All right."
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"-I mean, look… -Okay. Look at her."
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"-We gonna get away, let's get away. -[chuckles] Let's do it properly!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Bathroom around the corner, if you wanna try it on."
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"You want me to?"
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"It's up to you, though, you know?"
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"-I will oblige you. I'm gonna-- -[exclaims]"
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"-[Alicia] Listen, she is cute. -Yes."
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"-[Alicia] She is slinky. -She gonna be even cuter on your body."
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"-[laughing] Okay. -Okay? Fill it out."
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"[zipper zips]"
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"[Alicia exhales] Right. Okay."
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"[softly] Wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"Denise!"
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"You need some help?"
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"[grunts softly] Can you come here?"
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"Happily."
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"-What's going on? -I'm stuck."
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"Oh, shit."
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"[Alicia chuckling] It's so small."
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"-What the hell? -Are you crazy? This is tiny."
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"[Denise] Okay, hold on. We may have to cut this off."
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"-Shit. -Don't laugh. Don't laugh at me right now."
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"You think I've got the same body I did before I gave birth?"
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"This is mental."
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"-[Denise] I don't know sizes and shit. -[sighing] Oh, my God."
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"I look ridiculous."
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"We can never talk about this ever."
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"[Denise] You still look really good to me, man."
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"Fuck all this. Let's just get naked and get it poppin'."
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"[Alicia chuckles]"
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"Okay. Well, please just give him a hug from me."
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"Okay. Thank you. All right. Bye."
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"-[chuckles] -Is everything all right?"
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"-Justin's teething. -Oh."
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"Yeah. So he's not the happiest camper right now,"
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"but you know about that shit, man. God."
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"You know, I got a tip for you."
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"Um, have you ever tried chamomile granules?"
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"I don't even know what that is."
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"It's, uh, heaven-sent."
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"-You just rub it on your baby's gums… -Mmm-hmm."
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"-Try it. -I'll deliver that message ASAP."
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"How old is he now?"
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"He just turned two."
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"Yeah, just had a birthday. And my mom got him a car."
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"-Okay. Wait, I know that sounds crazy. -It sounds crazy."
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"-No. My mom lives next to this family. -Right."
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"And their… their kid has a little motorized car."
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"Okay."
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"So, she has to be competitive about everything…"
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"…and decided she wanted to get Justin a motorized car as well."
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"-Right. Hmm. -So, I come home."
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"This little one pulls up on me in a baby Audi."
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"[laughing] That's… Don't. Stop."
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"-With bass in his voice. -He's too rude."
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"-It's like, "What? What is happening?" -He's too rude."
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"-Oh, gosh. Yeah, it's crazy. Um… -Jesus."
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"Lola's really into tractors at the minute."
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"-[snorts] -Oh, my God."
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"I don't know what happened. [splutters] I took her strawberry picking,"
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