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Clips from Master of None (2015) - Moments in Love, Chapter 5 (S03E03)

"and at one point, we had to get in a tractor."
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"Look, all I know is I cannot put her jacket on"
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"to leave her house"
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"without watching a 30-minute BBC documentary on tractors."
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"-And it's fucking boring as fuck. I just… -So random."
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"Maybe she wants to be a farmer or something when she grows up."
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"-Which is exciting. -I mean, it'd be brilliant."
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"Jesus."
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"-I cannot believe we're in our old house… -Mmm."
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"…trading war stories about our kids."
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"-I know. -Man."
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"Crazy."
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"I keep thinking about that first year with Justin."
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"-It was so hard. -Mmm."
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"Like, every day was like going to war."
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"But at least I had somebody with me to go to war with."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"I just don't know how you did it by yourself."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, sometimes, neither do I, to be honest."
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"It was hard, it was definitely hard."
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"And there were really hard days and really, really hard nights, but…"
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"[Denise sighs]"
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"There were also moments where…"
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"I don't know…"
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"Crossed my mind that, like, if we were doin' it together,"
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"that… we would laugh through it,"
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"and then, somehow, it'd be easier. You know?"
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"-Yeah. -But… [exhales deeply]"
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"I'm sorry I wasn't there to make you laugh."
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"Mmm. It's all right."
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"What made you decide to wanna have kids, anyway?"
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"When'd you stop being scared?"
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"Uh, I don't think I ever stopped being scared. [chuckles]"
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"I don't know. I just…"
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"-gathered up the courage to finally jump. -Mmm. Mmm."
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"But if we didn't go through what we went through,"
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"I don't know if I would've gotten there."
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"[smacks lips]"
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"[both chuckle]"
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"-Let's say… -Yeah?"
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"-…we're at a party. -Mmm-hmm."
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"-Maxwell's playin'. -Love him."
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"-You don't know me. -Mmm."
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"I don't know you."
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"And I asked you out on a date."
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"Would you say yes?"
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"Yeah."
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"I said yes then, I'd say yes now."
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"Yeah, but then, I was shinier."
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"[chuckles]"
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"-I was about to glow up. -Mmm."
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"And now, I'm just like everybody else."
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"And what's wrong with being like everybody else?"
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"Everything."
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"You know, I saw your wedding."
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"What? What you mean?"
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"Yeah, it popped up on Insta stories."
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"-Are you serious? -Yes."
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"Do you know how many mutual friends we got?"
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"-A million. All right? -[laughing] That's horrible."
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"Oh, gosh. That's horrible. I'm so sorry."
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"Nah, man."
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"-My only question is… -Yeah?"
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"…why was everybody so damn happy that you was marrying somebody else?"
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"I mean, they were sweating while doing the electric slide."
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"Talkin' about…"
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"♪ She found someone that's on her level ♪"
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"-I was like, "God damn! Shit." -[laughing] Fuck."
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"And I loved that you used the same caterer, too."
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"I felt so bad. I felt so bad about it,"
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"but the food is so good, I couldn't."
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"I know the food is good."
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"I still dream about the damn chicken with the honey-butter."
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"It was so good."
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"Me and Erica wanted them for our wedding, but they was booked."
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"-[laughing] -Sheesh."
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"-See, that's why after that day… -Yeah?"
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"…I got off all social media."
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"I was like, "Fuck this. I'm switching to the flip.""
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"You know what? It's still crazy to… Like, good crazy,"
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"but it's crazy to me that you did that."
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"I mean, I don't know. The dream has turned into a nightmare…"
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"…because the flip don't do shit."
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"Like, I can't check the weather. I can't get directions."
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"-Yeah? -I can't do shit."
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"That's why she want me to get a smartphone."
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"But then, what do you do when she's not around?"
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"Well, I had to really figure out ride-sharing"
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"'cause that one the flip definitely don't do."
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"So I had to go online, and I found this company,"
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"it's called…"
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"[both chuckle]"
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"It's called "GoGoGrandpa." Right?"
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"It's a driver service for old people."
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"You call this number, and this man on the other end is like,"
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"-[loudly] "Denise! Where are you?" -[laughing]"
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""And where are you trying to go?""
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"I just tell 'em where I'm at."
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"They pull up. I know they expecting some old woman"
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"-from 227. -Well, yeah. Yeah."
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"And my Black ass smelling like weed,"
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"and wearing retro Jordans gets in the car."
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"They're like, "Bitch, if you don't call a Uber…""
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"[both laugh]"
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"So weird."
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"-[Alicia chuckling] -[exhales]"
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"["Back To Life" playing over speakers]"
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"-You knew the words, didn't you? -I did."
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"Hey. Uh. Hey."
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"♪ Back to the here and now Oh, yeah… ♪"
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"Get low."
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"Oh. [laughs]"
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"Ah. Oh, hey, uh, uh."
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"-[laughing] -[groans]"
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"You need help gettin' up, babe?"
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"[laughing]"
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"[singing] ♪ How ever do you need me ♪"
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"♪ How ever do you want me ♪"
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