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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Moonlighting (Pilot) (S01E01)

"Andre."
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"Good morning, Miss Hayes. How was the trip?"
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"Truth, Maddie, you've been done, you've been done good."
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"...of a bait and tackle shop, a dirty bookstore..."
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"Nope, there certainly aren't. Whatever that means."
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"-Why, Grandpa, why? -That was the alarm company."
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"That would bring the geek back here, wouldn't it?"
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"Oh, forgive me, is this conversation making you nervous?"
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"That's because we're supposed to lose money."
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"I'll lend you the album, you make a tape and get it back to me."
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"Stick around, there's going to be another murder."
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"A man was murdered. He was stabbed to death right in front of me."
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"And I'm very sorry."
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"...this is really your car, not my car. I'm out of your life."
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"Oh, but you probably can't feel the heat sitting way over there."
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"I have many friends there. That will be easy enough to check."
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"Switched watches on you when I grabbed your purse..."
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"-Agreed. -So obviously, what we need..."
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"It's got no stem for setting the time."
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"-Forgive me. -How did you get in here?"
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"-...to say they're on to us. -Who?"
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"You can't do that. You wouldn't."
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"Now, listen, I want you to turn around, and whatever you do, don't look down."
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"Come and get them."
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"You, me, business."
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"I know what you're thinking. And I just wanna tell you..."
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"-Jonathan. -Sleep."
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"Do I know you?"
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"Is there something that you want from me?"
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"I didn't see him. I didn't see him."
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"-Is he all right? -l swear, I didn't see him."
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"He just ran out of nowhere. He--"
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"Hey."
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"-Weirdo. -The guy came out on the street."
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"-Okay, give me your name. -Klaus Gunter."
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"-Wait. Hey, hey. -Take it easy."
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"What the--?"
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"That's it!"
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"What are you doing? What is going on?"
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"You want to know what's going on? I'll tell you what's going on. This--"
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"This is going on."
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"-I appreciated your-- -What is all this?"
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"Is there something going on that I should know about?"
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"What is he talking about? Why is he smashing my china?"
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"--that I would like to discuss with you."
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"What do you mean? Why are you smashing her china?"
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"Tell her that I'm an artiste. I do not work free."
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"-He says he's an artiste-- -What does he mean, free?"
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"-No one is asking him to work for free. -Go tell it to the bank."
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"The household staff's paychecks, they all bounced again."
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"Bounced? What do you mean bounced?"
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"Oh, you shouldn't have asked that, Miss Hayes."
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"Bounced. So you wanna know what bounced means?"
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"I'll tell you what bounced means. Do you see this dish?"
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"No bouncy. This is the check. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy."
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"This."
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"No bouncy. This check:"
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"-And that. -No, Andre."
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"Selma."
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"We get the idea."
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"Andre, whatever the problem is, I'm sure it's just some mistake."
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"That's what the accountant say, over and over again."
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"Finito mistakes, Andre quit."
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"I'm gonna call my accountant right now."
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"How long has this been going on? Checks bouncing."
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"About a month, just after you left for the cruise."
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"This is Maddie Hayes--"
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"We're sorry, this number is disconnected--"
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"What is this?"
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"We're sorry, this number is disconnected..."
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"...or is no longer--"
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"Have Peter get the car. I'm going over there."
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"Miss Hayes."
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"Peter quit early this morning. He took the car with him as security."
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"It's all right, Selma, it's going to be all right."
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"Just call me a cab and I'll go get dressed."
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"Yes, ma'am. Ma'am, Miss Hayes."
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"-Maddie. -Selma."
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"I understand. You have family, obligations."
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"Besides, I'm sure it's just some mistake."
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"I'm sure you're right, ma'am."
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"Are you telling me that I have no recourse?"
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"That someone can steal everything that I've worked so hard for..."
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"...since I was 14 years old, and there's nothing I can do about it?"
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"Your business managers took every dime you had in the bank."
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"I'm broke? -No, no, no. You're not broke."
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"-It sure sounds like broke. -Yeah, and it's gonna feel like broke."
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"But they only took liquid assets like cash in the bank, stock certificates..."
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"...things like that. You still have other sources of income."
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"-Like what? -Well, like this."
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"You've invested in a number of companies. Look, there's a whole list."
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"-Got a dog-grooming outfit. -Oh, Alan."
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"-A nail boutique. -Tell me it gets better, say:"
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""It gets better." -This is interesting."
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"A family portrait studio."
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"Hand me that wastebasket, I'm going to throw up."
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"Oh, don't throw up yet. You also own part..."
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"...and a detective agency."
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"Now, last year..."
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"...the entire group of investments produced $400,311?"
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"Hey, but that's great. I made that much?"
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"No, you lost that much."
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"Apparently, these investments were maintained as write-offs."
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"Oh, Alan."
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"Now, let's not lose our heads. This is not the end of the world."
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"-After all, you are Maddie Hayes. -What's that supposed to mean?"
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"What it means is, five years ago you were the hottest model in this country."
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"You can't tell me companies wouldn't pay plenty to have you stand by a car..."
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"-...0r pose in their clothes... -I couldn't."
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"-...or fondle their fridge. -Oh, please."
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"Well, there are auto shows."
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"There are worse ways to make a living, Maddie."
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"Alan, you're a good lawyer and a good friend."
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"You're only saying that..."
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"-...because I'm loaning you my car. -You're right."
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"I'll draw a check. You'll get your car back this afternoon."
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"In the meantime, go home, pull yourself together..."
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"...and then visit every one of these businesses."
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"I want you to liquidate the ones you can."
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"Some of the managers may offer to buy you out..."
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