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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Moonlighting (Pilot) (S01E01)

"...but the main thing is to put them on notice. Close them up."
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"You can't afford to sustain losses like this anymore."
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"I don't like this, Alan. I don't like being poor."
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"Poor doesn't become me."
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"You know, you have a very pretty chin, Maddie. Try to keep it up."
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"City of Angels Investigations. Lost or stolen property, our specialty."
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"You dropped it, we'll spot it. He cheats, we'll peek."
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"Little one gone, we'll find him before dawn."
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"No job is too big, no job is too small. We're here to please one and all."
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"We're licensed by the state of California..."
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"...and happily accept all major credit cards. How can I help you?"
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"Sorry, we already subscribe."
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"Good afternoon."
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"Could you tell me the name of the person in charge, please?"
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"He was surrounded and no one was in the clear."
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"He dribbles like mad as he looks for a hole."
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"Suddenly, he sees it."
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"And it's up."
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"And it's good! And the fans leap to their feet."
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"Grown men cry, women throw underwear..."
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"...and even as the president shakes his hand on the White House lawn..."
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"...he silently promises himself, his mother and his God..."
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"...that no matter how big he becomes, he is never, ever going to change."
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"Hello."
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"Hello."
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"My goodness, Miss DiPesto, looking a little pale today, aren't we?"
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"-Who's this? -I don't know. She just came in--"
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"Now, now, no reason to be shy."
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"Let's see a little confidence, charisma, Dale Carnegie."
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"Remember, lesson one: imagine your entire audience is completely naked."
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"It boggles the mind, doesn't it? Amscray, will you?"
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"Terrible thing, shyness. Believe me, I know, but don't worry."
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"We're gonna get her the best help there is. Better than the best."
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"She's come a long way already. Why, when I first found her..."
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"...she was nothing but a poor little urchin, out on the street, urchining."
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"-But you don't wanna hear that. -I don't wanna hear that."
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"Okay. So my name is David Addison and your name is--?"
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"-Maddie Hayes. -Maddie Hayes and--"
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"-Don't I know you? -No, I don't think we've met."
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"Wait a second, can't fool me."
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"The eyes don't lie. Not these babies. Photographic."
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"See something once, it's locked in forever."
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"Really? I didn't notice anything locked in there."
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"Don't change the subject. I'm a bloodhound."
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"-Once I'm on to something... -That's good..."
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"-..I'lIl get it, I'll get it. -...but that's not--"
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"All right, you might've seen my pictures somewhere."
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"-I knew it. -No flies on you."
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"-When I came in-- -Are we talking late '70s?"
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"Year's a little fuzzy for me, but I'll bet the house that you were a Miss March."
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"-A Miss what? -Miss March. A Playmate of the Month."
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"What, about 19767?"
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"I can see the whole layout in my head. You like jazz..."
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"...your favourite movie was Jonathan Livingston Seagull..."
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"...you wanted to help underprivileged kids. Am I right?"
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"I mean, I can see the whole layout in my head."
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"And if you don't mind me saying so, you are even more beautiful now..."
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"...here in my office, completely dressed, almost a decade later."
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"-S0-- -Listen, bub."
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"Knock that high school locker-room grin off your face..."
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"...or I'll knock it off for you. I'm not Miss March..."
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"...Miss May or Miss Anything Else."
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"For your information, I am Miss Madelyn Hayes and I own this dump."
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"Madelyn Hayes?"
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"Madelyn Hayes?"
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"You're Maddie Hayes?"
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"The Maddie Hayes, The Blue Moon Girl?"
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"Blue Moon Shampoo? Sure, Blue Moon Shampoo."
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"The only shampoo with milk, honey and a--"
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"Tablespoon of moonbeams in every bottle."
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"Sure. You're her? That's you?"
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"The girl on the bottle, from the ads, the girl that was everywhere?"
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"I knew I'd seen you. God, I gotta tell you, I love you."
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"I mean, I have always loved you. Really, truly. Nothing personal."
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"So..."
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"...what is it you wanna tell old Dave?"
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"You're fired."
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"-Come again? -Mr. Addison..."
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"...City of Angels Investigation Company..."
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"...is wholly owned by my company, Mad Hayes, Inc."
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"I've suffered some recent financial reverses, and that..."
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"...along with the fact that this company has registered significant losses..."
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"...during all of its three years, forces me to close its doors..."
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"-Fired? -...immediately."
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"I expect all expense accounts and credit cards in the company name..."
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"...to be surrendered to me or my representatives."
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"And I will expect the prompt return of all company cars."
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"The company car? My company car? The Porsche? Both of them?"
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"Real estate agents are already looking for someone to sublet."
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"So the sooner you tell your employees..."
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"...the better it will be for everyone."
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"We'll honour whatever severance agreements..."
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"...might have been negotiated into any individual's contract."
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"There will be additional two weeks' pay for any employee..."
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"...who isn't covered by a severance...."
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"-You getting all this, Mr. Addison? -Absolutely, every word."
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"This isn't easy for me, either. I don't enjoy putting people out of work."
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"Well, if you'll excuse me, I believe I've finished my business."
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"You know what's really amazing?"
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"From the TV commercials and posters and billboards and all that stuff?"
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"You'd never guess what a cold bitch you are."
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"Hey, let's get together and do this again sometime, huh?"
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"Time has come to go, to pack our bags and blow."
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"To hit the street, until next we meet."
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"Until then, it's on with the show."
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"I'm gonna miss working for you, Mr. Addison."
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"You were the most fun boss I ever had."
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"Hey, hey, hey, I wasn't kidding."
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"This guy's landing on his feet. The word's out out there."
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"I've already had five calls on my private line from other agencies..."
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"...begging me to come over."
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"And you know as soon as I get set up somewhere..."
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"...I'm gonna be hiring everybody back."
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"But I'll understand if you can't wait."
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"You take care."
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"Hayes residence. No, I'm sorry, she's not here right now."
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"Well, my name is David Addison and I have something important to discuss..."
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"...with Miss Hayes about her financial affairs."
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"You wouldn't know where she is, would you?"
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"Pressing? Yes, I'd say it's pressing."
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