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Clips from Superstore - Pilot (S01E01)

"Ugh."
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"Chey, you didn't say yes, did you?"
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"Why wouldn't I say yes?"
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"Um..."
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"Cheyenne, look at me."
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"I know how easy it is to get swept up in the..."
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"But..."
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"think it through, okay?"
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"Don't do something you're gonna regret"
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"for the rest of your life."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"I'm gonna go sleep on it."
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"Hey."
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"I think I got it down."
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"so I'm kind of actually rooting for you to fail."
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"Okay, thanks. Bye."
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"Hey!"
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"We need new shelf flags for the end caps,"
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"but we should check the DCPis first,"
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"because last time..."
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"What is happening?"
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"Could it be a race riot?"
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"It's so hard to tell in the early stages."
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"Could be the rapture,"
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"Hey."
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"You're only discounting everything 25%, right?"
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"- Reduce. - Huh?"
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"Reduce 0.25."
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"Reprice 0.25?"
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"That would change everything to 25¢."
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"If you sign up for our Heavenly Shoppers program today,"
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"you'll save 15% off your purchase,"
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"Stop selling everything!"
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"Shut it down!"
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"Shut it all down!"
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"Sir, you need to stay right there."
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"Frank, nobody leaves!"
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"I'm gonna need to recheck some of these items."
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"No thank you, buh-bye."
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"I'm sorry, I can't just let you leave"
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"with a whole basket full of 25¢ tech..."
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"Ow!"
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"Oh, I don't think so!"
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"Attention, shoppers."
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"Due to an employee error,"
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"very expensive electronics"
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"This mistake is being corrected, so..."
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"Go, go, go, go!"
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"What I'm trying to say is, this is not 25¢."
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"Sir, no..."
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"No two-five, no."
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"It touched my car; it's mine!"
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"but if you had to compare my performance versus Jonah..."
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"Uh, okay."
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"Yeah, you better hurry up, girl."
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"Stop, stop! Please, I'm begging you!"
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"She's very... she's... they're very pretty, yep."
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"Ow! Frank!"
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"Y'all don't want to do this."
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"Sale's over!"
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"There's no need to identify"
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"whoever it is"
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"whose fault this was."
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"We can all learn a lesson here."
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"reprice inventory in the future?"
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"It might be, yes."
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"All right. Punctuality."
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"I do not tolerate it,"
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"because I do not tolerate it in myself."
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"I am an angry man, so I get places early..."
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"Hey..."
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"do they allow employees to date supervisors?"
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"I don't know. Why?"
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"Just curious."
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"Let's always remember,"
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"Hey, what's-your-name, check it out."
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"Ah."
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"I was wondering what was taking so long"
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"to stack a few cans."
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"how sorry I am about before."
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"And when a customer wants a can of ginger root beer"
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"and the whole thing collapses on top of them,"
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"how are you gonna feel then?"
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"I was just trying to have some fun."
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"This might be a cultural thing, but around here,"
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"the less screwing everything up you do, the better."
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"You talking about the cans or the pricing thing?"
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"You see, the fact that it's your first day"
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"and there's already more than one option"
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"of things you screwed up is not a good thing."
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"Okay, I've made some mistakes."
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"I can admit that, but that doesn't mean"
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"we can't have a little fun at work, does it?"
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"in the everyday?"
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"Wait, I'm sorry."
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"Did you really just use the phrase "moments of beauty,""
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"Okay, yes, that's cheesy, but..."
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"Do you remember "American Beauty"?"
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"Wow."
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"That really blew my mind."
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"I'm Jonah."
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"It's my first day."
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"Okay. Stay still."
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"I don't usually wear eyeliner."
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"Sharpie occasionally, but..."
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"So tell me about this special guy."
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"Male, Caucasian,"
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"no discernible scars or tattoos."
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"Sounds dreamy."
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"Yeah."
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"I've got a pretty big decision to make."
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"My boyfriend, he..."
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"I'm glad we could bond like this."
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"Thank you."
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"Excuse me, excuse me!"
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"Hi!"
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"and I organized it by style, color, size,"
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"Wow. Good job."
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"I enjoy hard work."
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"It's just like my mom always said:"
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