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Clips from Superstore - Pilot (S01E01)

""If you don't work hard, Baby Jesus will cry.""
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"Okay."
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"I don't think I could be happy"
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"fooling around in the parking lot"
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"The only thing I asked you to do was put the carts away."
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"just somewhat circuitously."
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"Are you trying to get fired?"
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"What if Glenn sees this?"
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"Yeah! Yes!"
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"In your faces!"
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"Your faces!"
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Okay. I get it."
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"You're the fun guy."
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"I'm the stick in the mud."
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"Well, I could be fun."
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"I could have fun; let's have fun."
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"Of course you can have fun."
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"Whoo!"
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"We're playing at work."
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"I have no brakes!"
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"Peace offering."
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"Are those the flowers"
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"that I picked up off the floor of the garden center?"
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"Yes."
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"They're beautiful trash flowers."
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"Look, I'm sorry, okay?"
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"I have been having a long day."
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"Ten years of long days, actually."
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"You know, I stock these glow stars"
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"every single year for the back-to-school sale."
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"And then I take them down,"
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"and I put up the Halloween inventory,"
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"and then Thanksgiving and Christmas"
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"and Valentine's Day and Easter"
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"and Fourth of July,"
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"and then back-to-school again."
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"Hmm."
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"That sounds incredibly not fun."
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"I see why you love it here."
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"It's a good job."
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"But tomorrow is gonna be just like today,"
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"and I know that"
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"it's just kind of hard to find those moments of beauty."
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"Attention, shoppers."
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"Even a big box store has to close,"
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"and it's about that time."
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"You know, when Pandora closed her famous box,"
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"there was only one thing left inside: hope."
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"I wonder what will be left inside of this box."
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"Could it be grace?"
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"I hope not."
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"If you're Grace's parents,"
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"please pick her up at customer service."
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"I took the initiative upon myself"
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"to reorganize the toy section"
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"for the convenience of adult shoppers."
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"It was just feeling overly whimsical."
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"I want to show you something I've been working on."
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"Oh. You were working. Where?"
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"Because I've been in every single department,"
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"Everybody get down on the ground, now!"
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"Get down, get down, get down!"
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"Touch the ground!"
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"Or get out!"
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"All right, calm down."
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"Do what I say, and nobody gets hurt."
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"This is what I trained for."
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"Now, I'm gonna start killing somebody every minute,"
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"unless you agree to marry me, Cheyenne."
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"Hit it!"
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"Hey, what the?"
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"Oh!"
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"I had nothing to do with this."
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"This is the fault of YouTube."
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"♪ Heard you want to walk down the aisle ♪"
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"Yo!"
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"What a show."
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"I'm calling to report a code green in progress."
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"I repeat, code green."
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"What's a code green?"
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"I faxed you a list of codes last month!"
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"Hostage situation!"
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"You need to get SWAT down here right now!"
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"Okay, if you like what you heard and saw,"
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"I'm currently seeking representation in all areas."
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"Also, I do modeling,"
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"so I'm just throwing that out there."
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"All right, peace out, St. Louis."
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"M-m-murr!"
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"Oh, my bad, yo."
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"Cheyenne Tyler Lee,"
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"will you marry me?"
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"Or are you gonna be, like, a dick about it?"
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"Oh, I think he's about to shoot a hostage."
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"- I'll do what I can. - Don't do anything."
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"What is this?"
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"Moment of beauty?"
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"To Cheyenne."
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"May your marriage be as sweet and colorful"
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"as this Cloud 9 brand caffeinated malt beverage,"
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"without the recall for killing college students."
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"Thank you, on behalf of myself and Bo."
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"Well, he did make it memorable."
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"I'll give him that."
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"I mean, most guys don't even bother"
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"threatening to kill you when they propose."
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"You were never in any real danger."
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"This is a high-velocity 440-grain lead"
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"flat-nose projectile with gas checks"
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"and a boxer-primed brass jacket."
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"If he'd come within 10 feet of you,"
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"you would have seen his head explode like a watermelon."
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"Cleanup on aisle..."
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"'cause his brains would be splattered"
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"all over the sign."
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"Oh, shoot."
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"You know, I wish that we could wear jewelry at work."
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"Oh, it's so..."
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"sparkly."
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