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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"What are you guys talking about?"
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"Nothing."
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"Guys, cut the act. I know."
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"I know about the surprise party you guys are throwing me."
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"Marshall let it slip earlier today."
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"Hey, I'll totally act surprised and everything."
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"Just be sure to invite stella."
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"Stella!"
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"You have a serious girlfriend now!"
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"You're over this one."
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"Stella makes this one look"
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"Like a filthy bag of gbabage, am I right?"
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"Hello."
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"Hey, marshall, I need your help."
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"Yeah, I'm kind of real focused on the job hunt right now."
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"I know. I want to hire you."
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"For the last time, barney, I will not be your butler."
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"I need a lawyer."
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"I'll pay you."
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"How much?"
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"A little."
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"I'll take it."
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"Hey. so, I'm reading this, and, I got to say,"
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"This might be a little bit over my head."
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"For one thing, I'm fairly certain"
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"That if these contracts aren't executed precisely,"
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"We will be at war with portugal."
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"Forget that."
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"That's a tuesday for me."
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"New shredder."
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"This baby'll chew up a bicycle in 17 seconds."
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"From sky mall.it's all from sky mall."
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"Whenever I get upset, I shop at sky mall."
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"- Want a hot dog? -of course."
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"Why are you upset?"
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"Marshall, I'm about to tell you a secret"
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"That you can't tell anyone-- not ted,"
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"Not robin, not lily."
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"No. no, no, no, I don't want any more secrets,"
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"Especially now that I know what you guys did"
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"To the drinking water in lisbon. i..."
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"You are hearing this secret, marshall."
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"I... I slept..."
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"Stop..stop doing that."
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"I slept with robin."
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"You slept with robin?"
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"Are you mad at me?"
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"How's the hot dog?"
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"You slept with robin?!"
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"I... I cannot keep that secret."
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"I mean, you know"
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"I at least have to tell lily."
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"You can't. you can't tell anyone."
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"Attorney-client privilege."
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"Why are you doing this to me?!"
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"Because I need you, Marshall, as my lawyer,"
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"to prove that I didn't do anying wrong."
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"How can I help you as your lawyer?"
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"You didn't break any laws, did you?"
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"Robin knows you slept with her, doesn't she?"
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"I didn't break any state or federal laws,"
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"but I think I broke a much, much higher law."
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"The Bro Code."
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"For many years,"
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"we had heard Barneyquote the Bro Code,"
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"a list of do's and don'ts for all bros."
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"Some were basic."
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"Bro Code article one:"Bros before hoes."
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"Some were unbelievably complicated."
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"Bro Code article 89:"
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""The mom of a bro is always off limits,"
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""but the stepmom of a bro is fair game if she initiates it,"
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""and/or is wearing at least one a article"
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"And some werejust plain disturbing."
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"Bro Code article 34:"
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"Two dudes."
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"This is not a legal docume.."
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"This is just something you wrote."
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"You think I wrote that?"
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"Oh, Marshall,"
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"don't you know the glorious history of the Bro Code?"
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"The year was 1776."
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"The place: Philadelphia."
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"Benjamin Franklin and George Washington were hangng a drink."
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"But, bro, seriously,"
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"I called the dibs on that wench."
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"You codpiece blocked me."
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"There's no rule against it."
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"Well, there should be."
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"There should be a set of rules that govern"
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"the way bros comport themselves among other bros."
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"But who shall write such a document?"
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"I have to go to Me, D.C.,and pose for the dollar bill."
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"And I have to do some kite-flying or setething."
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"I shall write this set of rules."
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"And I shall inscribe it on theacack of the Constitution."
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"To save paper."
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"It's resolved!"
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"Barney Stinson shall write..."
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"the Bro Code."
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"And I shl I include a provision"
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"- Seconded. -Seconded."
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"Listen, what do you want me for?"
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"I've just been losing my mind lately,"
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"and do you know why I feel so bad?"
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"Yeah, because you slept with Robin."
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"No, that was awesome."
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"I feel bad"
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"because the Bro Code clearly states"
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""No sex with your bro's ex.""
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"But if you,"
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"my lawyer, can find a loophole somewhere,"
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"then that bad feeling will go bye-bye."
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"And you would pay me for that?"
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"No, I'll just be the one shredding your paperwork."
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"Technically, you'll be paid by a toy factory in Pyongyang."
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"Barney, I'm no shrink, okay,"
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"but don't you see that this is just a desperate way for you"
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"to avoid an unpleasant confrontation with Ted?"
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"Hey, if I wanted a psychological evaluation,"
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