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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"I'd hire the guy we pay"
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"to hint notize us before depositions."
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"Now, get cracking!"
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"While Marshall examined the Bro Code,"
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"Lily's kindergarten class welcomed a special guest."
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"And with a little luck, in a few days,"
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"Farmer Frank's cold will be all gone."
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"And that's why Farmer Frank's breath smells like medicine."
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"Right, Farmer Frank?"
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"You got it, toots."
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"Any last questions for Farmer Frank? Yes."
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"Will we ever go to see Missy the Goat again?"
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"Oh! Ah, isn't that sweet!"
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"Well, you know, honey,"
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"right after this,"
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"I'm gonna drop old Missy off at the butcher shop."
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"And they're going to take"
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"a great big knife..."
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"And Frank went on to traumatize Lily's entire class"
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"with a graphic explanation of where meat comes from.."
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"So not one little scrap of Missy goes to waste."
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"Ms. Aldrin, please don't let emem eat Missy."
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"I know, I know."
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"I already called an animal rescue,"
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"and they're going to come get her on Monday."
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"Monday?! Where's she going to sleep and eat"
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"and go to the bathroom?!"
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"Okay, where's she going to sleep and eat?"
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"I-I guess I'll keep her up on the roof."
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"Look, call me crazy. I just..."
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"I don't think having a goat in the apartment is a good idea."
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"And, boy, was I right, because what Missy the Goat"
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"would go on to do in that bathroom was so..."
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"No, you know what?"
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"I'm m getting ahead of myself."
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"We'll get there."
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"Hey, Ted."
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"Where'd the goat turd come from?"
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"How'd you know that was a goat turd?"
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"Well, it was either that,"
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"and I figured, what the hell would a musk ox be doing in here?"
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"Attorney-client privilege.I can't talk about it."
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"Talk about what?"
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"Nothing."
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"How was your day?"
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"How does everyone know that's a goat turd?"
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"- Barney told you. -I don't know what you're talking about, madam."
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"Marshall,"
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"coughing,"
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"and your hands are shaking."
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"come here."
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"Ted is never finding out about this, you understand?"
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"Because it never happened, none of us are saying anything."
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"And don't even think about opening that can"
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"until I'm out of the splash zone."
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"fantastic, you're here."
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"Give me the good news."
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"I'm sorry."
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"You did too good of a job writing this thing."
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"It's-it's iron-clad."
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"No!"
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"Bad lawyer!"
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"I need a loophole!"
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"I want to feel better, Marshall!"
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"I can't keep buying things!"
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"I have six self-cleaning litterboxes"
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"and I don't even have a kid."
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"Wait. How about this?"
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"Ted's probably broken this thing himself, right?"
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"And if he's broken the Bro Code,"
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"then I'm off the hook."
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"I thought about that."
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"And I gotta say,"
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"Ted has upheld this thing time and time again."
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"For example, article 87:"
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""A bro shall at all times say yes.""
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"So he saved you from an avalanche?"
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"And he carried you six miles to safety on his broken leg?"
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"Yes."
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"And you're a pre-op transsexual nightclub singer"
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"who used to be a member of the Russian mob?"
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"Article 29"
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""A bro will in a timely manner alert his bro"
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"to the existence of a girl fight.""
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"What?!"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"It was crazy. This one girl was like..."
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"Oh, hey."
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"Hey."
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"Article 53:"
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""A bro will, whenever possible,"
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"provide his bro with protection.""
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"That feels nice."
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"Good."
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"I just wish we had some wine."
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"Yeah."
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"I wish we had some wine, too."
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"I'm not paying you to tell me what a saint Ted is!"
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"You're my lawyer!"
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"The answer is in there! Find it!"
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"Okay, this isn't about the Bro Code, and you know it."
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"The reason that you're upset is because what you did was wrong."
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"And the only way you're ever gonna feel"
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"any better about it is if you tell Ted what you did."
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"What if he never wants to talk to me again?"
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"you're gonna have to take."
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"My 30th birthday,"
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"or as it would come to be referred to in later years:"
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"The Day of the Goat."
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"Hey, where are you?"
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"I'm in the limo, right outside ofeded's office."
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"Great. Well, everyone's here."
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"Stella just arrived"
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"and there is something here so awesome,"
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"I'm not going to tell you what it is, but you won't believe..."
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"Goat in a party hat?"
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"Damn it!"
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"Well, you still gotta see it."
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"It's so much fun having a goat at a party!"
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"In a few short hours,"
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