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Clips from The Boondocks - The Fund-Raiser (S03E03)

"Nah, I don't give."
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"You get to keep any of that cookie money?"
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"get awards and whatnot. But no cash."
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"I got a business proposal for you."
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"There's a lot of bars I need to move."
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"You're not talking about that stupid"
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"school candy fundraiser."
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"You know that's for suckers, right?"
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"When you ready to make some real dough,"
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"holler at me. Get it? Dough, cookies?"
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"to look like a legit company."
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"Website, labels, and lots and lots of candy."
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"selling chocolate."
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"I just bought some from little Timothy."
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"Ugh, if I see another bar of chocolate"
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"Hey, boy. How's the candy business?"
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"Terrible. We couldn't move nothing."
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"The streets are flooded with chocolate"
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"from the school fundraiser."
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"Well, I just wanted to say I'm proud of you."
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"Hell, no. You must be out of your damn mind."
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"Now, get that out of here."
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"We need to move on them."
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"Push them out street by street, block by block."
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"That's what Beanie Sigel would do."
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"Why don't we just get the kids at school"
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"to work for us instead of the school?"
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"How? We'll walk up to them"
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"and say, "Hey," and they say, "What?""
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"And then we say, "This is our block."
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"Now, you gonna get down, or you gonna lay down?""
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"And if they be like,"
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""Uh... Uh, I don't know, let me think about it,""
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"we pull out the roscoe and we be like:"
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"And they be like,"
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""Ugh, you shot me," and we be like,"
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""Take that, faggots.""
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"We could offer them a better deal,"
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"like better prizes or something."
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"That's not what Beans would do. Beans would go to war."
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"Cindy's right. Beans would go to war."
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"That brings us to the third rule of fundraising."
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"Hey, Riley. Yeah?"
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"for a different fundraising company."
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"One that pays kids cash."
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"Maybe. Why should I tell you?"
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"selling candy for months and all I've gotten"
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"It's called Young Reezy's Fun-Raisers,"
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"but I don't think it's for you, Jeff."
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"They only want hustlers. People who'll do anything"
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"to gets that sale and make that money."
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"A lot of people can't handle that fast lifestyle."
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"I swear I can handle it."
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"I already knew what it was for."
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"By now they had figured out we had knocked off"
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"He's waiting for you."
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"Is it true that you're soliciting students"
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"to work for a different, competing fundraiser?"
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"This, uh, Young Reezy's Fun-Raiser company?"
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"They put the fun in fundraising."
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"That is completely unacceptable."
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"You will stop at once."
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"I don't think so."
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"We already have permission slips"
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"saying that they'll sell candy for us exclusively."
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"I can't believe this. Shame on you."
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"Shame on me? What, you better than me?"
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"The state puts you in charge of these kids,"
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"and you turn around and pimp them out"
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"to some second-rate candy racket?"
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"I'm curious, what's your cut?"
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"How much does the school get?"
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"How much is your soul worth?"
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"Five percent."
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"Five percent?"
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"Pfft. All right, fine."
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"I'll match that. Can we go now?"
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"Uh, fair enough."
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"J. Edgar Hoover Elementary"
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"likes to see its students giving back to the community."
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"I don't give to nobody."
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"I just pay the cost to do business."
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"and they parents sent the money"
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"We paid off store owners for they old candy."
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"Once the candy was delivered to the seller,"
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"it was time for them to go sell."
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"They sold after school, on weekends,"
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"day, night, rain, sleet, whatever."
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"Parents were the best customers."
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"The fundraiser kept their kids occupied"
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"and even had them making they own money,"
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"but it wasn't just about money."
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"We had parents violating company policy"
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"We had grown adults actually risking they jobs"
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"by trying to push bars on their co-workers."
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"And it didn't cost me nothing."
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"It was beautiful."
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"they give us the cash, we give them they cut"
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"and another box of chocolate bars."
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"And the whole thing starts all over again."
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"We expanded into other neighborhoods."
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"to take the same deal as Hoover."
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"Soon, we had set up competitions"
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"And no matter who won,"
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"Hey. You can't do that. That money is for the animals."
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"Come on, Jazmine,"
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"we allowed to spend some of it on ourselves."
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"Call it operating expenses."
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"Don't worry, they gonna be"
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"plenty of money left for the animals."
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"How's it going?"
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"Fine. Great. Don't tell me nothing."
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"All right, but you should know"
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"that Jazmine is going... La-la-la-la!"
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"Not listening. I'm not listening."
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"All that chocolate can be bad for your health."
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"Say what?"
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"so we moved to a hotel downtown."
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"They're just getting it cleaned up for you."
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"This'll do perfect."
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