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Clips from The Boondocks - The Fund-Raiser (S03E03)

"Hey, boy. You got a sec?"
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"It's about your, uh,"
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"fundraising. Who exactly are you raising"
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"all that money for?"
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"Because Huey said..."
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"It's outside. Huey, you can come too."
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"Aah! Is that a Gibbs Aquada?"
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"into a boat, and then back into a car."
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"For me? Oh, I can't believe it."
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"Uh, yeah, you wanted to talk to me about something?"
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"Uh, nothing. Nothing, mm-mm. Never mind."
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"Oh, I can't believe it."
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"* James Bond, James Bond James Bond, hey *"
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"Riley, we got problems. Big problems."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on?"
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"World's Ultimate Chocolates."
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"So, what? I'm supposed to be scared of"
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"I'm... I'm out."
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"Well, I was tired of paying your punk ass"
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"to do nothing anyway."
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"You see, uh, Tom all it takes is good,"
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"He's working hard, taking the initiative."
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"Jazmine just bought me a flat screen."
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"And this."
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"Ooh, that's nice. I know."
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"But it just seems like they're making"
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"Granddad, you have to try"
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"and stop Riley before it's too late."
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"At least Riley loves his granddaddy enough"
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"to buy him stuff."
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"What have you ever bought me, huh?"
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"and try to make the world a better place for me."
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"World's Ultimate Chocolates started playing rough."
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"Get out of here."
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"Hey!"
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"Fucking little shit. Well, almost everybody."
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"Come here. Aah! Help!"
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"All right, we just gonna stay cool"
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"And just ignore all this? Come on, man."
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"These guys ain't no gangstas, they make chocolate."
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"One four-foot long slab of chocolate"
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"Huh?"
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"Clear his mouth."
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"Who did this?"
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"World's Ultimate Chocolates."
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"They wanted me to give you a message"
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"that this was just the beginning."
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"I wanna go home now."
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"What? Me too. I quit too."
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"Why, 'cause he got dipped in chocolate?"
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"Big deal, he's a kid."
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"would want to have happen."
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"Eat your way out of it, nigga, take a bath."
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"No way. This is too weird."
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"Now get out the way."
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"No, that's my boat! You wanna be in this business,"
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"you gotta pay the cost of doing business."
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"And when the cost get too high,"
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"you get out of business."
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"You always gotta spoil something, huh? Man."
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"I was going to the hotel to shut down the operation."
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"could be stopped."
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"Huh?"
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"Hey, look, here brother."
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"Can you spare, uh,"
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"some money for a starving African?"
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"some good karma, now."
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"Don't give nothing to nobody."
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"But I ain't no fundraiser no more."
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"Thank you so very much, brother."
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"The name's Alister Rigby, but as far as you're concerned"
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"I'm Willy Fucking Wonka, and you're taking a shit"
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"Easy boss, don't get upset."
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"When I have to go to the dentist,"
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"I'm upset."
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"When Liverpool beats Arsenal,"
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"But when some little shit decides to take over"
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"one of the most profitable territories in the country,"
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"So from now on, you're under new management."
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"You will work for me, and in return,"
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"you'll receive an allowance."
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"Allowance? Yes, allowance."
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"As in, I'm allowing you to keep 10 percent,"
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"and I'm allowing you"
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"Now, you either get down, or you lay down."
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"The smart thing was to say yes,"
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"get up, and leave the room."
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"But then I thought to myself,"
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"what if this was a movie?"
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"Look. Fuck you, fuck the plane you flew in on,"
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"fuck them shoes, fuck those socks"
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"with the belt on it, fuck your gay-ass"
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"fairy faggot accent, fuck them cheap ass cigars,"
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"fuck your yuck-mouth teeth, fuck your hair-piece,"
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"fuck your chocolate, fuck Guy Ritchie,"
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"fuck Prince William, fuck the queen."
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"This is America. My president is black"
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"and my Lambo is blue, nigga."
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"and if I see you in the street,"
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"I'm slapping the shit out of you."
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"Nobody fucking move!"
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"This is bad."
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"What is this, a casting call for The Sopranos reunion?"
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"Do me a favor, tell room service nobody here ordered"
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"the extra-large wop with a side order of wops."
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"Jesus Christ, I thought he'd never shut up."
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"So you guys are probably wondering"
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"why we just kicked in the door"
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"and shot your boss here in the face."
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"Well, to be honest,"
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"it's tough times out there."
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"Nobody's spending on nothing."
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"No drugs, no whores, no gambling, nothing."
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"Except, apparently, chocolate bars."
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"We got a problem?"
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"Absolutely not. No."
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"Okay, have a nice day."
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"Now get the fuck out of here."
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"Don't do something stupid."
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"Don't make me do it."
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