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Clips from The Boondocks - The Fund-Raiser (S03E03)

"and cleaning up my living room."
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"You're lucky President Obama is not here to see this."
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"You're lazy. You need a hobby or something."
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"Give me an allowance and I'll find a good hobby."
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"Allowance? I allow you to live here."
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"I allow you to eat my food."
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"I allow you to burn up my electricity."
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"I mean a money allowance."
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"Well, how about this?"
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"Trash is starting to stink and guess what?"
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"You allowed to take it out."
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"[***["
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"I was a loser."
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"I might as well have been dead."
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"Hi, Riley. Yeah, whatever."
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"Hey, Mr. Freeman. Would you like to buy"
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"some candy to help keep kids"
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"away from gangs and guns? Heck, no."
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"I'm a fan of gangs and guns."
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"I got some gangs and guns inside right now,"
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"you want some?"
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"Ha-ha. Mr. Freeman. I'd love some candy."
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"I'll take a whole box."
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"Granddad. Shut the hell up."
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"Mind your business."
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"Hey, what you just sell my granddad?"
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"Candy bars for the school fundraiser, silly."
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"Aren't you doing it? The fundraiser."
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"I had to think back 'cause"
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"I wasn't paying attention the first time."
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"That's right, kids."
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"It's time for World's Ultimate Chocolates"
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"annual candy sale fundraiser."
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"I've got mine and I can't wait"
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"Then I remember why I forgot."
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"The World's Ultimate Chocolates fundraiser"
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"is basically like selling crack on consignment,"
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"except you don't even get no money. How they gonna"
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"disrespect the game like that? If you raise $500,"
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"you can win a Hannah Montana lenticular key ring."
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"If you raise $1300 you'll receive"
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"a Jonas Brothers toothbrush,"
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"and 5000 and you can have this beautiful"
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"Chronicles of Narnia iPod case."
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"All right, who's ready to sell some candy?"
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"Aw, man, you doing that?"
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"Yeah, but I've sold $4000 of candy so far,"
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"which means I'm only $1000 away from that iPod case."
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"Damn."
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"And that's when it hit me."
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"That's the worst idea"
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"you ever had in your entire life."
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"You just mad you didn't think of it."
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"You want to start a fundraiser with no cause?"
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"Cause, nigga? I'm the cause."
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"'Cause I wanna a house. 'Cause I wanna a yacht."
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"'Cause I wanna get this guap, nigga."
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"Okay, how many of them have a happy ending?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but see,"
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"that's how I know it's gonna work, right?"
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"See, I'm gonna do everything the smart way."
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"Riley, I'm gonna to tell you everything"
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"that's about to happen if you do this,"
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"and how bad this is gonna end."
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"First of all... Aw, stop right there."
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"Every time I wanna do something,"
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"you tell me what's gonna happen first,"
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"and then that's what happen."
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"And you always ruin the endings of stuff, man."
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"I'm sick of it. I wanna be surprised this time."
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"So no matter how bad it is, you don't wanna hear it?"
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"Nope."
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"'Cause it's really bad."
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"Keep it to yourself."
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"Here. Good luck."
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"Thanks."
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"That still kind of spoiled it, though."
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"stealing from people. They give you the money."
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"So maybe you lie about what you gonna do with it."
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"But you never actually take they money from 'em."
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"And that's why it's legal."
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"Jazmine and Phil"
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"were the top candy sellers in the class."
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"If I was gonna take over the candy game,"
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"I'd need they help."
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"Who are we raising the money for?"
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"A good cause. What cause?"
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"All of them. Gangs, guns..."
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"Uh, all that good stuff."
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"Something that helps animals? Yeah, sure."
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"Whatever. We'll keep gangs and guns away from animals."
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"I- I don't know."
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"World's Ultimate Chocolates"
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"they secretly funded by the Ku Klux Klan."
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"And al Qaeda."
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"What do you think? "Young Reezy's Fun-Raiser.""
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"I like it. Sounds like, you know,"
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"some of that positive bullshit that people eat up."
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"Jazmine and Phil had to provide"
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"the startup money for the business."
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"This is our candy money,"
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"we need to get this back, Riley."
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"Why you guys so worried?"
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"You're wearing a bulletproof vest."
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"Cindy MacPhearson, a. k.a. C-Murder."
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"She had the whole Girl Scout cookie game on lock."
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"right over there around the corner over there,"
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"and I know she ain't down with your team."
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"Some skinny big-headed bitch."
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"Word? Come on."
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"She wasn't like Jazmine and Phil. Cindy was a G."
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"What you think you're doing here?"
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"You talking to me? Yeah, I'm talking to you."
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"Open your bag."
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"What's in your bag? Ow."
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"But what I really liked about her"
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"was that she had less compassion"
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"than the average girl."
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"Hey, how's the cookie hustle?"
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"It's cool. You want a box?"
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