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Clips from Superstore (2015) - New Initiative (S04E04)

"He has plenty of time."
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"Ugh. I hate making small talk with old people."
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"It's always a two-hour fiasco about their children"
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"- Rock-paper-scissors? - Yeah."
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"Fine."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"This lady is going to be helping you out today."
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"- Okay, thank you. - Oh, thank you."
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"How are you doing today?"
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"We're in town visiting our son."
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"You wouldn't believe some of his stories."
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"I'm just going to give you the top ten."
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"Ah, that is a fantastic drill you're looking at."
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"they... they both have their pros and cons."
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"You know, this one is red,"
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"It also drills, like, super deep holes."
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"Uh, or... or less deep, you know,"
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"Hello there."
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"I just wanted to say thank you for supporting"
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"local retail instead of shopping online."
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"To be honest, I probably would've bought this on Amazon,"
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"Oh, you know they have same-day delivery, right?"
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"Okay, nobody asked you."
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"Don't you have to pay for Prime?"
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"- Ah! - Oh, it's totally worth it."
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"You get free shipping plus movies, music."
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"It's all on clearance."
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"Wait, what are you doing? Don't... don't put it back."
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"Well, too late. You touched it, you bought it."
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"He's on his feet all day at the hospital."
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"Did I mention he's in medical school?"
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"Uh, my hand just touched your leg,"
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"but didn't mean anything."
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"I know."
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"but he didn't thaw it completely."
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"Bunch of his face just melted clean off."
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"really, he kind of looks like one of those baseball mitts from the 1920s."
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"Anyway, be safe. Gobble-gobble."
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"Uh, he has lips."
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"They used them to reshape his eyebrows."
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"You know, forget it."
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"This is a stupid initiative anyway."
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"I do not like small talk,"
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"and I hate smiling all day like an idiot."
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"Yeah, well it's harder for you with that weak face."
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""Weak face"? How is my face weak?"
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"- It's as strong as yours. - Oh, please."
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"I could out-smile you any day."
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"Okay, whatever."
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"- Do you want to make a bet? - No."
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"I mean, how would we even test it?"
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"It'd have to be the honor system."
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"Yeah, the honor system would work, but"
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"why would we even do it? What're we doing it for?"
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"- Uh, a nice bottle of Scotch? - I like Scotch."
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"- I guess so. - On three."
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"One, two, three."
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"God, you have a creepy smile."
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"So this one, if I'm remembering correctly,"
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"has a metal half-ratcheting chuck"
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"for superior bit-gripping strength."
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"Yeah... oh, there it is, right there."
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"I was right."
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"Are these backwards compatible"
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"with the older generation 18-volt batteries?"
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"- Oh, God. - An AC unit in my shed,"
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"and when it comes down to... I don't know. 1,600?"
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"Oh, okay. Oh, God."
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"Scores only go to 528. That's it."
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"- Jonah? - Hey, guys."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, how do you know..."
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"This is who we're visiting."
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"It's our son who's in medical school."
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"No... no, no. This is..."
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"Hi! Hi, I'm Jonah."
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"It's nice to meet you."
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"Oh."
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"So, uh, just to clarify, this is your son?"
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"- Right. - Mm-hmm."
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"Oh."
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"And... and how long have you been in medical school?"
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"I'm a third year."
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"Wow. Three years."
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"Listen, do you carry men's briefs?"
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"We need a men's small or a boys' husky."
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"Okay, you know what? I think we can probably"
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"so much for all of your help,"
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"uh, kind madam."
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"Hi, I need to return this."
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"It was a... anniversary present for my wife,"
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"but... I don't need it anymore."
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"We don't take back engraved jewelry. Sorry."
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"Is there anything you can do? It was really expensive,"
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"and now I've got to pay for a divorce"
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"and I don't have a job anymore"
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"because her new boyfriend is my now-ex-boss."
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"Yikes, that's rough."
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"My life is literally hell."
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"Yeah, screw you!"
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"Um..."
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"Mm-mm."
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"Oh, Dr. Simms. Where are Richard and Marilyn?"
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"so that should confuse them for a little bit."
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"Uh, look, I know this may all seem a little weird..."
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"Okay, uh, long story short:"
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"I dropped out of business school,"
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"my parents kept asking me what my plan was,"
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"and I didn't want to tell them I was working at Cloud 9..."
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"that's not a judgment on working here."
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"That's so weird. It was my parent's dream"
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"that I would stock shelves for a living one day."
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"Anyway, I told them that I was thinking"
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"about going to medical school, which I was... kind of,"
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"and then one thing led to another"
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"and now I'm doing my rotation in hematology."
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"And what is hematology?"
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"I think it's... uh, it's the study of blood..."
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"or not... mm, not blood itself, but, like, the vessels or..."
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"You're... you're not going to say anything, are you?"
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