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Clips from Superstore (2015) - New Initiative (S04E04)

"it would be highly irresponsible to let them leave"
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"without getting more embarrassing childhood stories."
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"Ideally, they have photos."
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"No, no, that's... you don't need to..."
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"Hello there. How's your day going?"
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"Fine."
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"Wow, you've got quite the full cart, huh?"
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"You got a shovel, a tarp, and some duct tape and..."
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"kitchen knives and garbage bags..."
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"and a saw?"
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"Whoo. Big Thanksgiving plans?"
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"Just a small dinner with my mom."
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"We have a lot of catching up to do."
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"Where do you keep your bleach?"
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"I think we're actually out of bleach."
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"It's fine. I'll get it online."
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"No!"
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"Wait, we... we have bleach. It's aisle nine."
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"You've been very helpful."
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"His older brothers convinced him it was a nude pool."
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"And so everyone at the Radisson saw his tiny little tush."
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"His tiny tush?"
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"Okay, well, everybody's tush was tiny at that age, so..."
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"until everyone left, and he... He almost drowned."
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"Jonah was always almost drowning."
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"- True. - It was a cry for attention."
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"Okay guys, I don't think the nice sales lady"
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"You know, actually, the more I know about your life,"
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"the more able I am to direct you to items"
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"that would assist you in your living space."
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"I don't see how that's helpful."
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"Well, you've never worked retail, so..."
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"So, tell me about extracurriculars."
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"Not exactly."
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"Just the opposite."
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"Really? I would have never guessed that."
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"Excuse me, do you know anything about drills?"
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"Um, Dina?"
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"You know how you always tell us"
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"especially when teens are around,"
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"'cause one of them might distract you"
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"What? Are you serious?"
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"Guess it is kind of funny."
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"I was so scared that you'd be mad at me."
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"No, I am mad. You're an idiot."
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"I love our jokey "I hate you","
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"I "hate" you too."
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"He would brush the hair"
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"of these strange horse figurines"
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"hour after hour, and then when we'd take them away,"
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"he'd start crying."
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"- Oh. - He was always crying."
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"Hey! I am so glad to see that you're engaging with customers,"
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"but I need you to go empty the rat traps."
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"- They're overflowing with... - Okay, I will get on it."
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"- No, I was talking... - No, Glenn, I want to do it."
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"I love it."
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"Okay. Knock yourself out."
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"Um, if she's doing the rats,"
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"Someone did not make it to the toilet in an explosive way."
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"Excuse me, why are you telling him"
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"uh, and you caught me red-handed,"
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"so I'm gonna go ahead and take care of that"
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"and see you guys at home."
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"- Wait, do you know each other? - We're his parents."
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"Oh... oh, my!"
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"Oh, it's... It's so nice to meet you."
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"We have a lot of employees go through this store..."
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"Glenn!"
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"But it has been such a pleasure..."
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"Oh!"
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"Ow!"
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"Why?"
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"and I didn't know how else to stop you."
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"So you pegged me in the face with a yam?"
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"Why didn't you just shout, "Hey Glenn","
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"I really need to talk to you?""
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"'Cause that wouldn't have worked."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- I already told him. - Yeah, I don't get it though."
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"Why are you lying to your parents about working here?"
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"I just... I didn't want to disappoint them."
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"Why would your parents be disappointed"
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"about you working at Cloud 9?"
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"No I... Th-they, they, they, well..."
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"Because they're crazy people. Their expectations are insane."
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"- Yeah. - They wouldn't have been happy"
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"unless he was president."
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"- Yeah. - That's ridiculous."
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"You're too short to be president."
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"Even Jimmy Carter was 5'10"."
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"It's a good point."
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"so I can leave with them?"
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"- Sure, I guess. - Thank you so much."
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"And why did you throw it at my face?"
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"Why didn't you just throw it at my legs or my chest?"
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"Because it had to be the face."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"It's too bad, 'cause that really hurt."
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"So you've just been lying to your parents for three years?"
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"You're a psycho. You're, like, psychotic."
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"- Psycho much? - He's not a psycho."
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"He's just a wuss who's still afraid of his parents."
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"I'm not on their plan."
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"We're on a shared family plan,"
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"And you guys are telling me none of you have ever lied to your parents?"
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"I once stole money from my mom,"
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"and then I broke a window and flushed her jewelry"
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"- Hmm. - I used to tell my parents"
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"I was meeting friends at Imo's Pizza,"
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"My parents still think I'm straight."
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"Really?"
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"What? I could be straight."
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"Oh, my God, a football."
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"Throw!"
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"But at some point, aren't you gonna have to tell them you work here?"
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"Not necessarily"
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"I mean, why upset them when I'm not going to be here"
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"that much longer anyway?"
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"Oh, where are you going?"
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