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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Twelve Horny Women (S08E08)

"So here's what's gonna happen."
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"Come back and comment on the likely size and color of the nipples..."
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"on that redhead at the bar with the big, dark nipples."
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"And you're gonna be grossed out, but you're gonna laugh a little anyway."
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"And then you'll tell a funny story about that bitch Patrice at work."
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"But neither one of us are gonna say..."
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""Hey, how's it going?" Or "Good to see you"..."
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"because it really will be good to see you."
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"Think we can swing that?"
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"Yeah, I do."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"Huh."
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"Thanks for your support, guys. It means a lot."
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"Hey. We'll call in sick any time you're in trial."
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"- ♪♪ [Whistling "Farmer In The Dell"] - You just won the case."
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"Badass."
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"♪ ♪ [Man Vocalizing]"
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"Guys, this is the biggest case of Marshall's career."
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"In high school, before I started dating Scooter, even he was afraid of me."
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"[Clatters On Ground]"
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"but this was more like Twelve Horny Women."
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"I can't compete with Brad."
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"He's taking it to a whole other level."
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"♪ You're crazy ♪"
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"♪ ♪ [Continues]"
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"♪ You're crazy ♪"
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"Any, uh, final witnesses?"
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"You best get your mind right, son!"
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"Exactly."
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"Where you dazzled audiences with your sleight of tiny hand."
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"Uh, no thank you, housekeeping. I've already made my bed."
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"No. Came here to thank you."
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"well, what he said next is the reason that I'm sitting in this chair."
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"Lily coming. Lily coming!"
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"You're so bad. [Chuckles]"
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"[Bell Dings]"
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"guilty.""
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"[Whispering] Twenty-five million dollars."
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"Oh, yippee!"
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"Awesome. I mean, no!"
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"[No Audible Dialogue]"
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"♪ ♪ [Dance]"
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"There is a dark side to being a rocker on the road north of the 49th."
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"♪ ♪ [Stops]"
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"That was badass."
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"I may have slightly exaggerated my badass story too."
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"Stay on topic."
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"[Woman, Breathy Voice] Frog... Lake."
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