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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Mermaid Theory (S06E06)

"Hey, hey, wait. Come on. I was ki... Wait, wait, wait."
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"There is another addendum to the mermaid theory."
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"A pregnant woman who's become a manatee..."
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"can become a mermaid again through one simple act."
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"- What's that? - Breast-feeding."
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"- Hot. - Really?"
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"Really."
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"When those things swell up to three times their normal size, so do I."
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"That's so sweet."
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"- [Sobbing] - [Ted Narrating] See, kids? Told ya I'd get it."
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"Okay, now we're even."
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"[Ted Narrating] Yeah, that's the ending to a whole other story."
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"We'll get there."
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"So you really thought I was gonna kill you?"
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"Well, "ish.""
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"Oh, Ted, that's ridiculous."
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"If I wanted to kill you, I'd invite you to my hunting lodge."
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"It's far more remote..."
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"and I wouldn't have to worry about you turning up in some nosy fisherman's net."
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"See, it's stuff like that. Why do you talk that way?"
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"Oh, I'm just jesting for sport."
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"See, sometimes I don't bond as well..."
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"with Zoey's younger friends."
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"But I know she really likes you."
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"We can."
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"We can be buddies."
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"- Just not on a boat. - Fair enough."
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"The hunting lodge it is."
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"You know, once we stopped trying to have a conversation and just focused on the drinking..."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"[Ted Narrating] And then a terrible thing happened."
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"- [Clock Ticking] - Marshall's beer goggles kicked in..."
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"and his very drunk mind started to see..."
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"No. No!"
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"No! No! No!"
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"Don't turn!"
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"[Groaning] Oh, I don't feel so good."
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"[Vomiting, Coughing]"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"I am s... I am so sorry."
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"[Groans] You must think I'm totally disgusting."
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"I really do."
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"And from that moment on, Marshall never worried..."
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"And the two of them were closer than ever."
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"- Hey, Ted. - Hey."
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"- You feelin' better? - I have a confession to make."
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"I wasn't really sick."
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"- You weren't? - I'm sorry."
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"I was just feeling guilty that I lied to the Captain, and..."
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"I don't know. I just thought it would be good if you two spent some time together."
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"I get it."
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"And you were right. He's a nice guy."
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"I mean, he can be a little scary."
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"Yeah. He gets a little murdery when he's nervous."
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"Yeah. He's a creepy dude."
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"But I like him."
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"You know, I just... I just wanna make sure..."
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"you and I hanging out doesn't, you know, cross any lines."
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"Me too."
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"I mean, if either one of us..."
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"had even the slightest hint of feelings for the other..."
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"w-we shouldn't hang out."
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"- You don't, do you? - No. Do you?"
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"No."
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"[Clock Ticking]"
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"Still no sign of land."
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"It's been 243 days since we've seen another living soul."
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"What are you lookin' at?"
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"Dude, we need to find land."
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"English - US - SDH"
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, in the winter of 2010..."
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"- Who's in? - Sorry."
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"Anyway, the next night..."
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"- [Crying] - Watch out!"
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"Watch out!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You were just thinkin' that this dinner is really boring."
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"Sure, today you see Iris as a manatee."
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"- You're a jerk. - [Ted Narrating] Okay, that makes no sense."
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"it's call a woman fat right to her face!"
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"If there's one thing you never do..."
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"We couldn't put our finger on it until..."
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"- Wanna hang? - Nah."
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"- Pregnancy? - Mm-hmm."
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