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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Nannies (S08E08)

"Hey."
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"- Did you guys conk out? - Yeah, I guess we did."
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"- What time is it? - 5:00."
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"Wow. We slept all day."
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"[ Scoffs ] Right here."
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"- [ Screaming] - [ Screaming]"
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"[Both Inhale]"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Hey, gang. What's the big Whoop?"
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"Marvin!"
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"[ Mickey] Well, when / came back this morning from my jog..."
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"Marshall was gone, and I couldn't find Mrs. What's-her-face."
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"And you two were sawing logs."
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"So I figured I'd lend a hand."
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"Then why did I wake up holding a monkey?"
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"Well, a little later, I got kind of hungry."
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"So I gave him a bath and put his diaper rash ointment on..."
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"and fed him strained peas, not bananas, 'cause he had bananas yesterday."
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"Then I did the laundry, finished my burrito..."
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"put him down for his nap at noon, sterilized the bottles..."
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"and then we just Went to the park."
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"Okay."
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"Wow. That's incredible."
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"I'm single again."
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"What's wrong, Daddy?"
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"- Victoria keeps tampons in my apartment. - Damn it!"
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"Ha-triple-burn."
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"[ Deep Voice ] Well, the evidence is pretty incriminating..."
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"For eight bucks an hour, you can do whatever you Want to me."
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"Ixnay on the eal-ray ame-nay."
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"What about What I just witnessed not two minutes ago?"
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"Hi. You guys, I'm so sorry I'm so late."
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"But then-"
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"Mwah. Okay, off you go."
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"♪ And in the end ♪"
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"I had to check their qualifications."
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"I just Want to feel heard."
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"- Whoa! - Barney, What happened to you?"
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"Do you think that you and Nick are-"
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"Damn it!"
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"- [ P.A.: Call To Post ] - [ Announcer On P.A., indistct ]"
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"Let's talk about yesterday."
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"and I see one of the nannies that I interviewed..."
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"and potato salad."
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"How am I gonna make it to 3:00 Without her?"
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"I'm back!"
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"Well-"
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"♪ ♪ [ Man Vocalizing ]"
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"You son of a..."
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"I blame myself."
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"- Should I get the baby? - No."
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"[ Kisses ]"
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"I'm gonna run upstairs, change. I'll be back in five minutes."
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"- I was surrounded - [ Barney] Hi."
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"Time for your nap."
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"Hey, sweetie."
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"♪ ♪ [ Upbeat Pop ]"
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"but I suppose there is one Way I could get you off."
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