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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Symphony of Illumination (S07E07)

"Kids, have I ever told you"
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"Did I pass out?"
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"So, um, you're pregnant."
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"What happened?"
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"Hey."
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"I'm going to go"
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"Until then, not a word of this to anyone."
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"If I'm pregnant, you're the dad."
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"That's wonderful!"
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"Stop it."
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"Take it away from you."
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"I've never wanted kids,"
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"No, it's our unborn son's Christmas stocking."
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"Last year, he had the most visited Christmas display"
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"Because Big Fudge has come to town,"
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"Mannim... Steamroller."
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"that steam comes out of your brain."
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"I'll meet you back here in an hour when I'm done with, uh..."
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"I can't believe I haven't seen you around."
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"- You can't have a baby! - I can't have a baby!"
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"He's not my boyfriend."
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"- Oh, yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Hey, mister."
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"Are you putting up all these Christmas lights?"
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"you're gonna be able to see this son of a bitch from outer space."
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"I wanted to put lights on our house,"
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"Hey, what do you say, uh, you come back here next weekend"
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"Looks like some little scamp just earned the right"
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"to put the Vikings helmet on baby Jesus."
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"of not being pregnant..."
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"But, it's just, I already knew"
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"Ted would go into overdrive trying to make me feel better."
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"no, a barbershop-- no, a post office--"
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"Three slutty nuns show up at St. Peter's--"
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"Scott?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"With benefits. We'll talk about it later."
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"babies are cute again?"
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"That thing's cute as crap."
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"Scott!"
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"Come on, Mr. E."
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"Didn't you ever cut loose when you were a kid?"
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"my brothers and I set the basement on fire"
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"hosting an amateur wrestling exhibition."
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"There were some theatrics."
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"someone at this table is skilled"
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"- He cheated on her. - No way."
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"Kevin's an honest, decent guy who never on his best day"
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"Maybe Robin is the dirty bird who slept with someone else."
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"and it's cold as balls, so get packed."
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"You're coming home with me for Christmas."
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"Where's that ring he's supposed to have by now?"
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"about not going home for Christmas."
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"You can't fire me."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"I appreciated that Ted wanted to cheer me up,"
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"no one getting in the way of my career."
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"("Highway to Hell" by AC/DC playing)"
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"Yes, it is."
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"It's a fact of life."
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"You're just gonna have to deal with it."
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"Ted..."
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"Hold on, hold on, this is the best part."
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"♪ Highway to hell... ♪"
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"a successful businesswoman, a world traveler."
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"She was even briefly a bullfighter--"
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"that's a funny story, I'll get to that one later."
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"the story of how I met your father?"
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"Well, I'll just skip ahead"
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"to the moment I told him I was pregnant."
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"W... What happened?"
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"I'm pregnant."
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"Are you sure you're not just getting fat?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"Huh."
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"Looks like nobody told your boobs."
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"Did I pass out?"
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"Oh, my..."
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"Please stop hitting me!"
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"Are... Are you sure you're..."
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"Well, no, not positive."
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"I'm a week late."
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"But I'm never late; it's a point of pride with me."
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"see the doctor on Monday to find out for sure."
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"Not even Kevin?"
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"I mean, it's probably his."
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"I've spent years training my boys"
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"to swim the other way."
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"Kevin and I haven't had sex yet."
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"Huh?"
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"I'm gonna be a daddy!"
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"Okay, one scotch for me,"
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"one iced tea on the rocks glass for Mommy."
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"Sorry, sorry."
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"Keeping it secret."
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"Oop, I think I gave you the wrong one."
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"Here, let me just..."
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"Give it to me. Drop... let go."
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"Barney, why are you so happy about this?"
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"Because this is perfect."
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"I want to be a dad."
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"This is not good news."
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"I have a boyfriend."
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"Yeah, but if Kevin weren't around..."
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"It doesn't matter!"
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"I don't want kids."
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"and never, in a million years, will I ever want kids."
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"Sorry, kids."
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"I can't have a baby."
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"Hey, guys!"
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"Guess what this is!"
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"One of your socks? Boom! You're huge."
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"Grandma Gunderson started knitting it"
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"the day Lily and I got married."
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"She died before she could finish."
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"I miss stockings."
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"My stepdad Clint made us get rid of anything"
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"that reminds him of the commercialization of Christmas."
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"I thought you said he dresses up as Santa."
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