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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - 46 Minutes (S07E07)

"I'm the new leader of the gang!"
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"Kids, when he found out she was pregnant,"
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"It was a gesture she appreciated."
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"Blocks my view of the Widow Rodriguez"
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"I know he means well, but I can't take it anymore."
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"I am sick of you two wallowing in sadness,"
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"So what do you say?"
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"It's... just that this was my room"
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"Uh, hey, guys."
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"that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with..."
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"Gentlemen, say hello to J-J-J-Jasmine!"
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"- So, a while back, we discovered-"
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"Hey, Better Lily, please dance for my friend."
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"50 bucks."
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"Who needs Marshall and Lily?"
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"My shift is done."
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"This is gonna be awesome,"
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"I'm winning all your chippies!"
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"It's good."
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"Marshall, I just remembered"
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"Oh, my knee!"
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"I was bluffing."
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"♪ Built Chip City Hit it!"
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"or Jagged Cheek Scar,"
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"or Larry,"
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"Is that the lunatic"
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"Tomorrow."
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"Cover charge."
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"That sounds like a real thing."
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"I don't know what that sound is, Mickey."
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"That's the sound of Barbara Eden never banging me."
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"♪ Make sure you don't get impaled ♪"
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"♪ Lites Out!"
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"to a couple times a month,"
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"but here's what's gonna happen."
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"for Better Lily and Arvydas, they're worriers."
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"Hey, guys. Where are Marshall and Lily?"
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"Something terrible happened."
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"Are they okay? Are they in the hospital?"
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"No."
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"Somewhere much... much worse."
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"Long Island!"
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"Tonight, we're moving out there for good."
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"Yeah. Here are your spare keys to our new house."
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"Long Island?"
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"I don't understand."
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"You can get spray tans here."
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"I never let myself"
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"believe this day would really come."
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"It's like when they canceled"
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"Party of Five for the second time."
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"I mean when they... canceled sports."
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"Guys, we'll still see each other all the time,"
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"and we'll talk on the phone."
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"And I know people say that having kids means"
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"you won't see your friends anymore, but..."
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"Oh, God, this is good-bye, isn't it?"
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"No. Stop it."
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"Guys, this doesn't"
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"change anything."
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"We are only a 46-minute train ride away."
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"Just pop out"
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"whenever you want."
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"So... I guess this seat is open."
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"I'll go get a chair."
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"So that's it."
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"No more Marshall."
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"No more Lily."
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"They're gone."
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"Which means..."
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"no lame married couple"
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"shooting down all my amazing ideas."
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"Guys, great news."
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"Marshall and Lily were almost done decorating their new home."
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"I like it there much better. Yeah."
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"There was only one problem."
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"Wrong!"
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"This can't go here."
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"Lily's estranged father"
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"unexpectedly showed up on her doorstep."
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"But after two weeks, they'd had just about enough."
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"That has to go there"
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"to cover up the splintery floorboard."
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"And you can't hang"
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"this picture here."
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"This isn't plaster; it's dried toothpaste."
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"Guys, you're so lucky I'm here."
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"I grew up in this house."
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"I know it like the back of my hand."
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"And this lamp absolutely cannot be here."
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"Why not?"
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"doing her Jane Fonda workouts."
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"Isn't she a little old, Dad?"
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"Oh, you didn't see her when I was a kid."
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"In my mind, she'll always be 54."
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"He won't leave, and-and he's acting"
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"like this is his house. No, I know."
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"And these annoying notes he keeps leaving around?"
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""I need absolute silence when practicing the drums.""
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""Do not touch the fudge in my nightstand.""
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""We need ant traps for my nightstand.""
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"I find myself hiding out here"
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"just because it's the only room in the house"
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"where he can't boss us around."
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"Great news."
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"I put new batteries in the old intercom system."
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"Now we can communicate at all times."
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"Mickey out."
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"Look at what's become of our booth."
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"Looks like my old shop teacher's hand--"
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"just sort of missing something."
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"Enough!"
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"instead of doing the healthy thing"
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"and pretending anyone who leaves you"
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"never existed in the first place."
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"I hate to agree with Barney's"
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"near-paralyzing abandonment issues,"
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"but he has a point."
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"You can't just stop living"
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"because two of your friends moved away."
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