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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S02E02)

"The Warblers are like rock stars."
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"- What happened to Figgins? - You need to start listening to the news, William."
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"A particularly virulent strain of monkey flu has arrived in Ohio from Borneo..."
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"Through the blackmail of prominent local politicians..."
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"constant exposure to illness."
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"Mr. Schuester, you look a little green."
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"- Lift your head up. - You're making me feel worse."
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"That's because you like me best when I'm weak."
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"Maybe. That's what my therapist says."
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"Wait. Are you two going out? Because I think you need to come clean."
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"It's just nice to have someone to talk to."
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"And I don't even have a nice car."
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"I understand that you are subbing for Mr. Schuester's Spanish class..."
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"# What's your function #"
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"Yeah!"
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"Hey, Gigantor. We're all gonna swap names, yo!"
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"Did I hear something about a substitu-"
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"Oh. Don't get asked that question much, do we?"
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"sometimes seems like he hasn't listened to the radio since the '80s."
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"- Hit it!"
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"# I see you drive around town with the guy I love #"
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"- # I'm, like, forget you # - # Ahh-ahh-ahh #"
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"# I'd still be with ya #"
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"# I still wish you the best #"
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"- # Your dad # - # Yes, she did #"
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"# Whoo-hoo, hoo-hoo ##"
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"Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all."
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"# But be a comical one #"
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"# Take a fall, butt a wall Split a seam #"
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"Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
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"You have to get well, Mr. Schuester."
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"It's league night for little people."
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"I totally forgot. Greg Evigan is starring in Rent at the Community Playhouse..."
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"Take it up with Principal Sue."
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"- You don't have an appointment. - It's all right."
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"Jackee, I am like my idol, Richard Milhous Nixon-"
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"If I'm gonna be honest, no."
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"Take your shirt off, lie on your stomach. What?"
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"- It'll make you feel better. - All right."
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"Here."
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"I don't wanna get you sick."
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"I get it. My new budding friendship with Blaine..."
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"- Who's the guy? - Anthony Rashad."
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"- I can't take this anymore. - Mercedes, trust me."
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"- Tots! - Oh, my God!"
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"# You can like the life you're living #"
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"# You can even marry Harry #"
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"# Isn't it grand #"
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"# But nothing stays #"
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"# It's gonna change you know #"
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"# Nowadays #"
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"You should be home in bed. There's no reason for you to be here."
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"In fact, right now, I'm tempted to sell your scalp on the black market..."
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"I'm just saying that drunk people who get married to someone..."
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"- No, we're on Prop 8 now. - Totally for it."
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"I know. Let's play a game. On the count of three..."
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"name your favorite 2010 Vogue cover."
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"Excuse me. I know it's not on your menu..."
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"I'm kidding. Of course I have."
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"Hi. I'm Will Schuester."
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"These kids get bored, they change their Facebook status."
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"No, not really."
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"Don't argue with me. I know I am."
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"Mercedes got in trouble for shoving tots up Sue Sylvester's tailpipe."
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"I'm really out of control right now."
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"My heart was racing."
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"I'm not breaking it off with Blaine."
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"You are substituting food for love, Mercedes."
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"First time I saw him, I thought he was kind of cute."
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"I'm gonna kill you."
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"You irritate me, William."
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"Well, I am relieved. I sort of thought I'd been replaced."
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"Sure."
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"- # Uh-huh, uh-huh # - Take three."
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"# Maybe in magazines #"
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"# I'm laughing at clouds #"
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"# It's rainin', rainin' #"
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"# Eh-eh, eh-eh-eh #"
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"# My umbrella ##"
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"Here's what you missed-"
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"Will's wife put the "Terri" in "terrible"relationships."
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"- So now, she's his ex-wife. - What is wrong with you?"
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"Kurt met this kid, Blaine, who he really likes, and he seems really nice."
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"But he sings in the glee club at another school. They're called the Warblers."
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"Karofsky's been coming after him, and nobody knows why."
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"You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you!"
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"Kurt knows why, but he hasn't told anyone."
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"And that's what you missed on Glee."
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"- Morning, Sue. - Oh, I'm gonna stop you right there."
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"- It's Principal Sue. - What?"
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"You heard me right."
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"My years-long quest for power has finally bore fruit."
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"where it had been festering in a small clutch of loud, bisexual primates..."
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"not unlike your very Glee Club."
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"But how-how did Figgins get it?"
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"And that's what it means to be an American."
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"- I think I have a fever. - Can it."
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"Now!"
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"So Figgins is sick. How does that make you principal?"
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"I strong-armed some extraordinarily broad clauses into my contract."
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"My first order of business- destroy the Glee Club."
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"I thought we were friends."
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"That got boring."
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"Just one of the perks of being a high school teacher-"
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"All right, guys, um-"
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"It's time to start thinking about song selections."
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"I feel like I might have a fever, but it's important that I power through it."
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"I definitely have a fever."
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"Looking good, Puckerman."
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"Someone's been eatin' their Wheaties."
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"- These guns are fully loaded."
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"Mr. Schue, I, for one, think we should use our set list for sectionals..."
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"to start exploring the oeuvre of one Bernadette Peters."
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"Someday, I'm gonna go to Paris and visit the "Oeuvre.""
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"I just want to dance."
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"Um, I think I'm gonna go see the nurse."
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"But first, I feel like I should get you guys a sitter."
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"At this point, we're going to add any of your aromatics-"
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"From here, we're gonna cover the pan until the scallops open up-"
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"I can take care of myself."
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