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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Dee Day (S14E14)

"(bell dings)"
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"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
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"-Can we just start? -No, we can't just start, okay?"
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"Okay, good. Yeah."
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"We have exactly one day to pull this off,"
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"Don't say "oyster." Say "clam.""
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"-I personally prefer barnacles. You know what I mean? -MAC: Oh."
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"-DENNIS: Well, okay, guys. -Abalone's interesting."
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"Okay, look, we put in the work."
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"-World is our clam. -Bring it in, boys. -DEE: Oh!"
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"* Uh, Dee is in the house. *"
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"I am so excited to get started."
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"Oh, my God. You forgot."
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"-one of these. -(air horn blares)"
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"cram your insults in now while you got..."
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"-Dee Day begins in three... -Dee's a bird! You're a bird!"
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"-You're a stupid...! -...one."
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"why men this and why God that and on and on and on and on."
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"DENNIS: (groans) Today of all days,"
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"What about my feelings? Now, that's interesting, okay?"
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"and these pea-brains are probably forgetting their parts"
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"with every second that passes by."
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"Hey, why was Charlie outshining me earlier?"
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"It's like he wants something from Dennis."
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"Is that what's going on? What the hell does he want?"
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"CHARLIE: I'm pretty sure Dennis has candy."
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"that sounded like the wrapper of a candy."
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"that I figured out Dennis has candy."
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"Hopefully, if we nail this plan,"
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"Pop a rubber band around them, stuff them full of bread,"
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"boil them shits for an hour."
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""Make the world your clam.""
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"Just sounds better."
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"And that, I believe, is the reason"
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"-Yes. -Yeah. Well... -A-Absolutely."
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"'cause that beer just went right through me,"
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"and then we'll move on to the next thing."
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"-Goddamn bird! -(grunts)"
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"-I'm gonna... -Where's the scream pillow?"
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"Yeah, yeah. No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"See, everybody's got to take a dump"
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"at least once in every 24-hour period."
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"-for you to take your shit. -CHARLIE: Is there time?"
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"Make the call. Call the valet."
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"A-And keep this kind of good focus in mind"
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"Okay. Where's Charlie?"
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"-(chuckles) Yeah. -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"Hey! How you doing, old Terry?"
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"-(laughs) -Do I know you?"
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"That's not the point. The point is though"
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"Right."
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"And if memory serves,"
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"So how about you pop on out, eat some lunch,"
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"-It's not D-Day. -You know what?"
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"I ride a bike."
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"My bike is fine."
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"No big deal. And I'm not gonna make a phone call."
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"(Puerto Rican accent): Ladies just doing it for themselves. I'm just playing."
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"We didn't want to do it, but you know, Dee's humor is so lowbrow."
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"of her stupid characters."
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"Oh, Dennis, uh, you're offstage,"
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"so y-you don't have to do the accent anymore."
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"I'm not racist! She's racist! She's the one that's racist!"
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"-She's making us do it. -DEE: Hey, turkeys! -Shh. Shh."
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"-Oh, man. -Charlie. Charlie, go get into your costume."
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"Ah, this makeup is making me sick."
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"-I'm-- I feel awful. -It's not the makeup, Frank."
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"If w-we got a bag of oysters,"
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"Whatever, dude. Just focus, all right?"
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"I want you to go to your car,"
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"Then, I'll step in as the valet."
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"to have the car accident, but I think it would play much better."
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"to become a better man and-- but I just--"
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"-(guttural throat clearing) -Okay."
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"(gagging)"
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"(continues gagging)"
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"...clams and I was sick, it would be all over the pavement."
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"-(gagging) -Uh, uh, I'm sorry, but is there someone else"
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"-that can take my car from me? -No. No."
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"-He's gone. He had a car accident. -An accident?"
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"-Oh, my God. Oh, geez. -Yeah. -(tires squealing)"
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"I'm telling you, it can't be the clams!"
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"* Your love is all I ever wanted to be... *"
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"Well, I don't know. Did you want the horn?"
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"(quietly): Goddamn it. Yeah."
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"Yeah. (chuckles)"
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"Yeah, I-I'm looking here in the script,"
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"Did that seem like that to you guys?"
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"-No. -No."
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"("Endless Love" by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross playing)"
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"* My love *"
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"(beep, song stops)"
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"that's where society's headed, but I'm just-- I'm not there."
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"I'm saying I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it."
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"All right, let's just get out there."
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"I don't want to be doing this all week."
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"this one is going to have a happy ending."
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"So peaceful. So relaxing."
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"-It's great. -Birds are m-majestical."
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"The ostrich's eyes are bigger than its brain."
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"Yeah. What's going on with you?"
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"till Dee came through with this Dee Day bullshit."
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"-Yeah! Yes, I knew it. -Oh, oh, oh! I want..."
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"-Good candy, good candy. -This is good candy."
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"'cause I have a backup plan."
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"We don't need the councilwoman's keys anymore"
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"So I'll peel off. I'll go seduce her."
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"where I'll bang her as fast as I possibly can, and then,"
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"while she's cleaning up afterwards,"
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"I'll set all of her clocks back,"
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"causing her to sleep late and miss the boat, okay?"
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"-Hey. -Where you rushing off to?"
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"-Oh, I-I got to take a shit. -Do ya?"
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"(chuckles) Makeup?"
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"I'm not wearing any makeup."
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"Well, I'm talking about the concealer, yes."
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"But I'm talking about the rest of the makeup,"
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"You know what it is? It's the kind of place"
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"where you wouldn't want to stick out like a sore thumb."
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"-Who? -The councilwoman."
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