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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Shoplifter Rehab (S05E05)

"Well, a boat does have an anchor,"
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"so you nailed it."
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"- So much lighter. - [Both laugh]"
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"that will fit Jerry's big ol' melon."
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"Are you sure you're okay?"
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"I'll be here for the next hour"
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"♪"
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"Oh, it looks like you swapped out those scanners"
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"- that were causing hand cancer. - Yes."
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"Uh, no disciplinary write-ups in the last quarter."
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"- Yeah. No... no... no need. - Good."
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"I don't know where your nice flip-flops are, Bo."
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"Just wear anything."
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"Cheyenne, you know we're not supposed to be"
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"on personal phone calls on the floor."
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"My husband's being such a b-munch right now."
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"Okay, well, just because he's being a b-munch,"
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"Totally. Bye, Bo."
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"Well, it's hard to police phone stuff."
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"Attention employees. Uh, listen up."
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"Just a reminder that this couch here is not a mobile hot spot."
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"No cell phones, per usual."
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"Don't know why I have to say it again."
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"Can whoever is talking keep it down?"
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"We're trying to watch news anchor fails"
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"She did put her phone away."
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"Listen up, scrodes."
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"My name is Dina Fox, and my goal here today is"
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"to cure you lowlife scum of your criminal tendencies"
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"and transform you into upstanding citizens."
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"Oh, I thought I saw a manatee on the side of the road."
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"Hoo-hoo."
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"Turns out, it was just a gray sweatshirt."
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"Okay, just sit down, Bo. Thank you."
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"All right, if you pass this course,"
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"If you fail, your crimes will be reported to the fuzz."
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"Right, Mateo?"
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"I've got the local police station"
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"right here in my contacts."
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"Oh, dang, dude got roasted!"
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"Okay, first things first."
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"I want you all to take out"
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"and just rip them up."
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"Go ahead. We're gonna do things"
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"Yeah. Ha-ha."
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"All right."
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"Anyone who ripped up their workbook has failed."
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"You just destroyed company property."
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"please gather in the break room"
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"for our regularly-scheduled refresher on store rules.""
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"because it's underlined twice"
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"on this piece of paper Amy just handed me."
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"Okay, no phones on the floor,"
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"Laptops are for customers."
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"If there's time to lean, there's time to..."
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"Oh, I know, dream."
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"No, not dream."
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"- Lean. - I just said lean."
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"Oh, come on, guys. You know she means clean,"
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"which most of us are already doing"
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"in our downtime anyway."
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"'Cause we know if we ever stopped"
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"working our tails off,"
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"Amy will swoop in to smack us around."
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"Well, not quite smack us around,"
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"Next rule, always clock in on time."
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"What if on your way to work, you see a plane crash"
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"Um, if on your way in,"
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"you see a plane crash, then you can be late."
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"Well, what if it's a fender bender"
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"Okay, Marcus, I'm sure they're fine."
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"We should probably keep going."
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"But what if they're not?"
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"What if they have a baby in the back"
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"like a volleyball? All right, that's it."
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"I'm writing you up for insubordination."
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"What?"
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"I knew you guys were bowling! I knew it!"
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"And you looked me in my eyes, and you told me it was a myth."
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"Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?"
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"Oh, come at me, bro."
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"Jonah, get my back."
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"I'm not gonna do that."
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"- Horseman! - Russell!"
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"It's not even your fault."
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"If anything, you broke the fight up"
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"At this point, it just looks like"
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"Oh, it'll be fine."
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"You just need to find a way to show Maya"
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"that you mean business."
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"Yeah. But maybe I could."
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"Wait, are you talking about me?"
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"Fine, Amy, you can't fire me. I quit."
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"I'm just saying, maybe I can make it look"
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"like I'm firing someone."
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"No problem. That'll be 50 cents."
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"But apples usually cost 40 cents."
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"I don't understand."
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"But I never stole."
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"Now my children shall go hungry tonight."
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"It's been two hours of this."
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"Oh, you need to use the restroom?"
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"Why, so you can steal a quart of our pink soap?"
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"Absolutely not."
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"All right, Mateo, could you play Dock Worker"
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"number one in this next series?"
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"I'll find it."
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"Okay, so what's in it for me?"
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"Well, I mean, if you help me out"
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"and all goes well, I'll... I'll make sure"
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"[relaxed jazz music plays]"
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"- A'ight, I'm in. - Okay, great."
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"So you just slack off, and then I'll come find you"
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"And I'll fire you in front of Maya."
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"- Oh. - Okay, here's your vest."
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"What? "Dave"?"
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"I wanna be Puma, raised in the jungles of Peru,"
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"on an atomic submarine."
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"I have to fix it before Maya sees."
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"Okay, back to work."
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