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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Shoplifter Rehab (S05E05)

"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Uh, excuse me. Attention, everybody."
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"Green beans are now $1 million, so..."
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"You need to take this seriously."
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"We have, like, no money."
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"Fine, okay. [Clears throat]"
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"Wait, there's one more I want you to try."
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"Ooh."
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"Mmm."
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"- And now we wait. - For what?"
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"- For your wedding. - Oh."
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"[both laugh]"
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"Oh, actually, I was gonna tell you..."
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"No, I don't wanna hear any of your excuses."
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"I made up my mind."
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"I'm so sorry you have to witness this, Maya."
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"No, please, these are your employees."
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"Yeah, I was gonna say I did that endcap a while ago."
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"Wow, um... uh... wow."
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"Yeah, well, I was thinking about something Cheyenne said,"
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"and I figured, like, if I did a really good job,"
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"then it wouldn't really make sense to fire me,"
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"I already said that you're fired."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"♪"
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"No."
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"I mean, that is how they fired Marty,"
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"some really great news for you,"
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"and she's worried about you having a positive outburst."
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""Oh, this news is so great,"
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"I wanna choke somebody out.""
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"So I guess you'll be manager again."
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"What? No."
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"Why not? You did it for years."
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"I mean, I guess I got no choice."
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"And the store needs a manager."
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"And we need one, like, now. This place is crazy."
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"There was a fight earlier. [Chuckles]"
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"♪"
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"Oh, Sandra, our bodies are vessels of beauty."
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"when he sees this."
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"for a very special parade."
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"That's right, it's the Cloud 9"
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"Here, you read these."
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"I'm gonna pass out the tomatoes."
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"Tomatoes? Dina..."
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"those aren't for throwing, are they?"
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"No, no, no. These are free samples."
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"And if someone felt compelled to throw one,"
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"Okay, I can't do this anymore."
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"Maya, I know that I have been messing up all day."
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"I think you should know that I am a really good manager"
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"and I don't steal Splenda packets."
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"Amy, I asked you to lunch"
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"Okay, 'cause, um, today has been a disaster."
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"I mean, I would fire me."
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"Sure, but you're nervous. I get it."
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"I would sweat through my shirt."
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"So then if I... if I wanted to get"
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"Of course. I knew that."
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"Can I have some of the house red?"
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"What? [Tool clangs]"
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"Uh, Bo, Maya's not here."
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"You don't have to keep pretending to be an employee."
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"Yeah, what's up? Your boy Dave is here to stay."
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"- Ah! - I'm sorry, Glenn?"
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"- Why would Glenn... - Hey, Preet, go to two."
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"Oh, uh, Jonah, we've got a Hazmat situation"
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"over in housewares."
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"Preety, I need those POUs."
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"I am not doing a Latin accent to sell some queso."
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"Oh, my God, that happened to me,"
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"but with salsa."
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"[laughs]"
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"We have so much in common."
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"[laughs]"
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"I like you, Amy."
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"Hell, that's why I stuck around another day."
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"You know, I just wanna make sure"
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"that you're being... careful."
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"♪"
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"Uh, what do you mean?"
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"I know about your branch's history with unionizing."
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"[clears throat] Mm-hmm."
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"And in my experience,"
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"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"in all of this,"
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"Chicago could really use somebody like you."
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"Well, I don't know what to say."
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"Salud."
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"Anytime one of you is tempted to steal this money,"
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"Mateo is gonna spray you in the face"
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"with that squirt bottle."
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"- This is messed up. - What's that?"
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"- [mutters softly] - That's what I thought."
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"I'm gonna check on Gerald,"
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"see if he's done crying in the men's room."
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"In the meantime, Mateo,"
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"Don't worry. I'm not gonna squirt anyone."
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"I know you're not gonna steal the money."
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"We should steal it, at least get my 200 bucks back."
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"ridiculous class."
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"Wait, Cloud 9 is charging you to take this?"
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"- Yeah. - Mm-hmm."
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"a police report so long as you pay $200?"
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"These people, they're evil."
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"Oh, trust me. You have no idea."
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"But don't eat that ham,"
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"Okay."
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"So how'd it go?"
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"See, I knew you'd be okay."
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"Hey, you guys. I'm sorry, Bo."
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"It turns out, I'm not the manager."
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"Look at this thing."
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"If I'm not staying here, neither are my turtles."
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"Turt-turt, we're out of here. [shelf scraping]"
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"Oh..."
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"I mean, I guess that's only fair."
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"Well, it's Amy's problem now."
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"Where is everyone?"
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