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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Shoplifter Rehab (S05E05)

"- Wow. - [both sigh]"
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"I would never take Amy's job."
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"Who else is gonna do it?"
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"This is perfect for the honeymoon."
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"when he sees this."
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"I said, I can't wait for you to see Jerry's face"
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"♪"
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"Attention, shoppers, please gather"
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"Shoplifters Parade of Shame."
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"What? Oh, no."
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"that would be both illegal and wrong,"
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"just like shoplifting."
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"♪"
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"Ooh, wow, "local clams.""
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"The river?"
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"because I thought a break from the store"
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"might help you chill out, girl."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"I am not here to fire anybody."
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"- It has been weird. - Yeah."
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"When the DM would visit my store,"
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"Yeah, there's a storm brewing underneath here."
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"a glass of wine, is..."
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"though, right?"
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"Yeah, no, I just... I meant for later,"
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"- I got it. - [Laughs]"
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"That's not a waiter. It's just a man."
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"- Get out. - What?"
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"Grab a pair of gloves and head over."
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"Why would... do I have to?"
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"And I was like, "I don't care. Write me up.""
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"[upbeat accordion music playing]"
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"These things never go away."
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"I mean, I'm not saying that you're caught up"
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"that you're helping the union,"
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"- My... my future with corporate? - Yes, girl."
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"You are bright. Your numbers are great."
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"♪"
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"For legal reasons, let's say yes."
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"- What 200? - The fee for this"
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"So the company won't file"
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"Jen went home sick, so I'm putting you on deli."
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"Oddly, really well. Guess I'm still the manager."
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"Yeah, great."
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"- You sure did. - Yeah."
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"- So you're not hired. - Whoa, this is not okay."
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"This display's my masterpiece right here."
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"I've got the bucket of wet socks."
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"Wait."
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"Well, it had to go somewhere."
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"Half to me for a new security camera,"
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"Your hand is like velvet."
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"I don't know... someone like me had a future at corporate."
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"I mean, is it so hard to believe"
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"No, no. You're obviously a great manager."
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"to be an executive at Cloud 9."
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"I mean, could you imagine... me going off to the dark side?"
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"[chuckles]"
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"God, you're gonna love it..."
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"She kidnapped me! Get the cops."
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"I oversold it, didn't I?"
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""It's a good show. Maybe you'll like it.""
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"It just made me uncomfortable."
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"I already have enough trouble as a working mom."
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"I don't need to feel bad that I'm not also a KGB agent."
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"She's the district manager."
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"Besides, you know, even if she did,"
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"The union train has left the station, baby!"
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"A, that's just too much for 8:00 a.m.,"
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"and B, it's not too late for her to fire me."
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"- Hey, Maya's here. - Yeah."
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"Hey, guys, sorry to give you a scare there."
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"Halloween was yesterday, Maya."
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"Ha. Yeah, it was."
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"Um, so what's up?"
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"Well, I was planning my schedule,"
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"to the boring Quincy branch,"
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"So I commandeered a corner of your desk here."
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"- I hope you don't mind. - No, please, commandeer away."
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"that your pug-a-day calendar is a week ahead?"
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"Yeah, I get curious."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"She just happened to extend her stay here"
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"the day after we turned in the cards,"
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"because she didn't wanna go to Quincy."
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"I took Jerusha and Rose there for her birthday."
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"Quincy is a showstopper."
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"Nobody's arguing that."
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"I'm just saying, Maya seems pretty chill."
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"You know, she's not like a typical DM."
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"Actually, sometimes, it's the friendliest DMs"
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"Like, you remember Marty over at Crestwood?"
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"One day, he's out playing squash with his DM."
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"The next day, he's fired"
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"Really?"
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"Well, the actual wedding wasn't the next day,"
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"but it makes a better story."
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"Okay, well, Maya can't fire you for union stuff."
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"She's sticking around until she finds something else"
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"- she can fire me for. - Like what? Your numbers are good."
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"You don't do drugs. You don't steal."
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"Well, I've seen you pocket Splenda packets in the café,"
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"but we're talking, what, like, a handful?"
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"It's in the hundreds."
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"Don't worry. You are a great manager,"
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"a few of lately."
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"Thank you, Glenn. I know you thought that was helpful."
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"See your partner better, learn the truth!"
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"Hey, you busy?"
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"[jazzy music plays quietly]"
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"I'm sorry, I don't know what that was."
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"You were doing a magic trick for no one?"
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"Oh, I'd be good with shoplifters"
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"because I'm some sort of criminal to you, huh?"
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"suddenly, I'm, like, the cutest boy in the Crips?"
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"and I thought you'd be interested in that."
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"Wow, big step."
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"ruining your personalized recommendations."
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"I think those are candles with anchors on them."
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"since he was born on a tugboat."
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