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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Twiggy (S01E01)

"It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Twiggy!"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup"
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"♪ It's time to dress up right"
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"Hey. I went to a resort hotel for a change and a rest."
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"The waiter got the change and the hotel got the rest. Agh!"
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"♪ To introduce to you"
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"Good evening, gang, and welcome to the show. And what a show it is,"
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"♪ One, two"
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"(disco music)"
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"♪ Whoo"
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"♪ Dance"
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"♪ As long as my motor runs"
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"♪ I can jump, stomp my feet"
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"♪ When I dance"
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"♪ Dance"
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"♪ Dance"
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"♪ Ooh"
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"♪ Ooh"
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"♪ Dance"
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"Twiggy."
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"Hello, everyone. I'd like to thank you all for coming here today."
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"Eh? Um..."
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"♪ There are places I remember"
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"♪ And I know I'll often stop and think about them"
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"Oh, well, let me hear. Hm?"
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"Argh!"
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"Everybody here is scared of the Phantom of The Muppet Show."
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"I just saw the most terrifying face"
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"peering out from behind the sewing machine."
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"Oh, that was me again, you nitwit."
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"Listen to me. This is ridiculous."
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"Come on, move it, move it. All right. Go, go, go!"
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"Phantom of The Muppet Show. (tuts)"
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"Ah, what fools these Muppets be."
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"Funny, funny! Ha!"
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"It's called "The King's Breakfast.""
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"Could we have some butter for the royal slice of bread?"
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"The Alderney said sleepily..."
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"She curtsied to the queen and she turned a little red."
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"Would you like to try a little marmalade instead?"
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"I only want a little bit of butter for my bread."
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"(Twiggy) The queen said... There, there."
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"...and then she went to the dairymaid."
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"I didn't really mean it."
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"Here's milk for his porringer and butter for his bread."
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"Nobody... He said, as he kissed her tenderly."
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"Illegal is me with a tummy ache."
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"Hey, thank you for letting me have this dance with you."
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"Mary Louise. One, two, three, dip."
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"What do you sing? Rock?"
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"Cute... cute dance step."
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"Phew."
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"OK, OK. Now, what is my problem?"
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"So, you still don't believe us about the phantom, huh, Kermit?"
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"Listen, Scooter, there are no such things as ghosts, or goblins, or phantoms..."
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"Oh, help! Help, somebody! Help!"
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"Now, there is no such thing as a phantom. That's final. Period. End of report."
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"Uh, K-Kermit? Kermit? What?"
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"What has a skull-like head,"
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"I don't know. I don't know either,"
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"Here is a Muppet news flash."
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"Tell me, Mrs. Thomas, why did you do such a thing?"
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"with your chips and peas, is there?"
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"Who are you? I am Uncle Deadly."
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"Better known as the Phantom of The Muppet Show."
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"Enough of your horrible little jokes! Yes, sir."
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"Years ago, I was a great actor. A star."
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"Yes, sir. And then I played my most difficult role,"
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"Enough. Yes, sir."
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"Yeah, he said he found an old mask and cape in the cellar. Can you imagine that?"
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"Well, you certainly did, and if you ever do it again you're out of a job."
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"That must be..."
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"Our guest star tonight was born in London,"
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"(country music)"
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"♪ You've got a girl, you love her Sunday"
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"♪ Sitting by the phone, waiting for your call, you're out somewhere having a ball"
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"♪ Ain't nobody's business but my own"
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"♪ Tell me, where do you get the dollars?"
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"♪ Let's make up and hold each other tight"
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"OK, that about does it for another week,"
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"Every week your eyesight gets worse."
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"(bum note)"
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"♪ It's time to play the music"
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"♪ It's time to light the lights"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"♪ It's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"♪ To introduce our guest star"
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"♪ That's what I'm here to do"
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"♪ So it really makes me happy"
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"Twiggy!"
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"♪ But now let's get things started"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational"
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"♪ This is what we call"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"(applause)"
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"'cause tonight our special guest is a beautiful young lady"
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"whose face is known the world over."
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"She only has one name, but many talents -"
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"the one and only Twiggy. We'll be meeting her in a few minutes,"
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"but right now let's get things swinging on The Muppet Show."
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"♪ One, two, three ♪ Whoo"
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"♪ Whoo"
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"♪ Dance"
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"♪ I gotta shake my shoulders ♪ Dance"
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"♪ I gotta move my bones, yeah ♪ Dance"
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"♪ I gotta keep on grooving ♪ Dance"
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"♪ Uh, uh, uh"
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"♪ Blame it on the rhythm Let me hear the beat"
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"♪ Let out my juice"
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"♪ Whoo"
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"♪ Whoo"
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"♪ Oh, dance"
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"♪ I gotta shake my shoulders ♪ Dance"
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"♪ I gotta move my bones, yeah ♪ Dance"
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"♪ As long as my motor runs"
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"♪ Something where Don't be square"
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"♪ Uh, uh, uh"
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