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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Peter Ustinov (S01E01)

"♪ It's time to play the music"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"♪ This is what we call"
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"we call The Muppet Show."
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"(drumroll)"
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"(♪ "Pizzicati" by Delibes)"
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"(music stops)"
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"(whistling)"
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"Mm-hmm. Yeah."
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"OK. Right now, friends, I'd like you to meet our guest star,"
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"the one and only Mr. Peter Ustinov."
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"I'm going to be a Muppet? Mm-hmm."
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"Prevail."
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"Prevail. Uh... Thank you."
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"No, he's late. He was supposed to be here at..."
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"Statler, you always get me with that same dumb joke."
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"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha."
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"Ahem."
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"here are two distinguished professors,"
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"Isn't that some condition? Ah."
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"No."
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"♪ While I miss my baby"
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"♪ So sad that it makes everybody cry"
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"Imagine a big star like that"
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"♪ You do"
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"♪ Something that simply mystifies me"
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"♪ Tell me why should it be"
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"Yeah, of course."
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"I'm so excited."
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"Then you wrap your head in a number-ten-sized brown paper bag"
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"Ah... Ahchoo!"
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"Remember, friends, whenever big news breaks,"
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"So here they are, Wayne and Wanda."
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"(all talking)"
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"Kissy-kissy."
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"So, you are a practicing psychiatrist, Doctor?"
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"Otherwise we develop problems that result where?"
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"(spits) Psychiatry has its own jargon,"
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"(mumbles)"
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"Well, you better trade it for another one."
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"You see, I think, personally,"
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"for tonight's (spits) pseudoscientific"
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"I hope I didn't hurt his feelings."
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"♪ Or stars in the sky"
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"and I want to thank our guest, Mr. Peter Ustinov, for joining us."
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"It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star,"
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"Mr. Peter Ustinov. Huh?"
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup"
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"♪ It's time to dress up right"
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"♪ It's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"Hey, the little problems in life drive me crazy."
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"Like, what do you send to a sick florist?"
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"♪ To introduce our guest star"
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"♪ That's what I'm here to do"
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"♪ So it really makes me happy"
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"♪ To introduce to you"
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"Mr. Peter Ustinov."
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"Thank you, thank you, and hello, dear friends,"
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"and welcome to this potpourri of mirth and madness"
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"Hey, we're especially excited around here tonight"
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"because our guest star is Mr. Peter Ustinov."
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"He is a man for all seasons, an actor, a director, a writer,"
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"plus being a great raconteur."
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"That's... that's French for "tennis player.""
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"I think."
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"Anyway, we're also fortunate in having with us"
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"an offshoot of the world-famous Boston Pops Orchestra,"
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"just the wind section,"
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"but I think it's gonna be a thrill for us all,"
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"so let's open the show with an evening at the Pops."
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"(balloons popping in time with music)"
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"(music builds to crescendo)"
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"(music begins again)"
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"Well, they say,"
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""Music hath charm to soothe a savage beast.""
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"Mm. (roars)"
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"Such is not the case here, however."
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"Get him. Get him."
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"OK, OK. Good bit. Good bit."
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"Good ending. Sorry about the head."
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"Oh, Kermit."
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"Oh, my heart. It's going pitter-patter, pitter-patter."
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"Yeah, well, maybe you've had too much coffee."
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"No. It's going pitter-patter"
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"over the man I've admired and loved for years."
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"And now, to be this close to him..."
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"Uh, Piggy, I've told you."
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"I don't have any time in my life"
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"for any emotional involvement right now."
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"No. I'm talking about Peter Ustinov."
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"Oh. Well. (clears throat) Oh."
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"He is a Renaissance man."
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"Oh. Well, I am a leg man."
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"Oops. It's time now to introduce"
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"your new heartthrob."
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"Well, Kermit, you know, it's a pleasure for me to be with you tonight."
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"It's my first experience in performing with, uh..."
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"performers other than people, if you follow me."
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"Oh. Yeah, well, it takes some getting used to, I guess,"
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"but we've worked with humans before so just relax,"
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"take it easy and don't sit on any of your fellow performers."
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"I'll try not to, but I was going to sit down on my dressing-room chair,"
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"you know, and it walked away."
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"Oh, well, that was a Muppet."
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"See, that chair is married to the show's writer."
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"Who's the writer? The hatrack."
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"This show was written by a hatrack? Mm."
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"Oh, well, uh... That's most extraordinary."
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"Well, you see, anything can be a Muppet."
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"In fact, in this next sketch, you are going to be a Muppet."
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"Trust me. Just stand by for a big show-biz-style introduction, OK?"
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"Oh, this is delightful."
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"A hatrack. Mm-hmm."
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"Incredible."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness"
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"one of the wonders of modern science"
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