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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.11 (S02E02)

"wasn't our most popular sketch,"
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"but it was just one of my favorites."
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"It was just very silly."
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"So we said let's bring 'em back,"
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"but lets try to do something different,"
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"up the ante a little bit."
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"are having a science fair."
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"All right, go ahead, go ahead."
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"Furthermore, my wave machine can create enough energy"
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"to power most medium-sized homes with ease."
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"Thank you, bitches."
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"When you said wave machine,"
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"I thought you was talking about something that could"
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"Buck Nasty, you are so dark"
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"when you touch yourself it's like black-on-black crime."
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"Right, so, so far so good."
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"There's jheri curl juice snapping, going back and forth."
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"All right, here's where it starts getting"
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"I brought to you bitches, my great invention yet,"
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"a time machine."
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"(dinging gong)"
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"So now the premise is that they travel through time"
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"and hate on people."
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"Now, that's, that's not a bad premise,"
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"but somehow it just didn't come together right."
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"First, they go back and I think they fuck up Hitler."
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"(slow and distorted voices)"
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"Hitler, fuck you!"
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"Hitler momma got one big titty and one little titty,"
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"and they call the bitch biggie smalls."
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"All right, so the crowd's still kind of with us."
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"And now we take 'em to the 1840s."
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"Good God!"
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"Incarcerated African-Americans."
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"Slavery, if you will."
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"These men here work for the minimumest of wages:"
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"Grits and tattered clothes."
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"Lookey here, man,"
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"them lames ain't even got no shoes on, Jack."
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"I could never go out like that."
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"One of these men could be your great-granddaddy."
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"All right."
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"All right, Charlie was definitely funny,"
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"like, he'll be sittin' in the back of the time machine"
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"Charlie'd get to shaking like this."
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"He'd start..."
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"(Chappelle) From doctors?"
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"(man) Yeah."
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"All right, ready?"
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"Roll sound."
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"It was killing me..."
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"all right, but I'm getting off the point now."
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"Let's keep going."
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"Now, so the now time hater's they're in slavery times, right,"
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"and stuff is still kinda going good in the sketch..."
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"okay, okay, keep just, keep..."
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"let it play out."
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"(Silky Johnson) Uh-oh, fellas, looks as though we have company."
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"We are the time haters,"
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"we traveled all the way back through time..."
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"to call you a cracker."
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"Actually, you better watch your mouth, white boy,"
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"Enough!"
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"I can't be no slave, Silky."
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"Oh, good God."
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"Nice whip."
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"This here is a pistol."
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"Reach for the sky, honky."
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"Honky?"
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"Honky is a racial epithet used for white people,"
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"was made popular by a man named George Jefferson"
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"in the 1970s."
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"You see, he and his wife, Weezy,"
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"had a dry cleaning business,"
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"to a deluxe apartment in the sky."
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"They finally got a piece of the pie."
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"but the point is this:"
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"That in the future all black people will be free."
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"this is what stopped the whole show."
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"This stopped... I mean, literally,"
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"this whole episode came to a screeching halt right here."
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"As a matter of fact, I predict this episode"
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"But I'll show it."
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"When's we gonna be free?"
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"That is a good question, my man..."
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"how about now-ish?"
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"(gunshot)"
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"Apparently, shooting a slave master"
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"isn't funny to anybody but me and Neal."
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"If I could, I'd do it every episode."
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"funny premise, it's about a dating service"
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"where you tell 'em what kind of girls you like,"
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"Now..."
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"not so bad, right?"
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"Go ahead and just show 'em the set up."
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"(woman) In a matter of seconds, we'll beam your information"
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"to one of our skilled field technicians."
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"Can I holler at you?"
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"Can I holler, holler, holler, holler, holler, holler..."
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"holler at you."
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"What's wrong with ya?"
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"That dude is hilarious to us."
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"His name's Anthony Barry,"
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"and I mean, everything he says is funny."
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"And in the course of shooting this sketch,"
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"we figured out he could do this."
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"And we just filmed him doing it."
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"This is what he did that had us cracking up in editing."
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"Holler, holler, holler..."
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"holler, holler, holler..."
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"let me holler at you, let me holler at you..."
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"I'm hollerin' at ya, bitch, don't ya hear me?"
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"Bitch, I'm hollerin' at you."
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"Holler, holler, holler at you,"
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"we'll be right back, we'll be right back."
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"(applauding)"
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"make some noise for Kanye West, Mos Def, and Freeway."
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"Brooklyn stand up Lafayette Gardens"
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"we in the streets playa getcha mail"
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"it's only two places you end up"
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