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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.11 (S02E02)

"either dead or in jail"
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"still nowhere to go"
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"now throw ya hands up hustlers, bustas, boostas,"
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"hoe, everybody fuck that"
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"still nowhere to go Brazil"
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"keep it real"
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"Mos Def"
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"now check it, two words: "United States""
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"no love, no brakes"
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"low brow, high stakes, crack smoke, black folks"
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"big macs, fat folks"
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"everybody move"
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"two words, Mos Def, K. West, hot shit"
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"calm down, get back, ghetto people got this"
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"game ball, lock shit, dump off, cock shit"
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"we won't stop shit"
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"everybody move"
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"too hungry, too many, that's why"
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"these streets know game"
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"can't ball, don't play, every traffic one lane"
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"everybody move"
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"calm down, get back, ghetto people got this"
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"game point lock, long pump cocked"
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"we won't ever see the rock"
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"everybody move"
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"now throw ya hands up hustlers, bustas, boostas"
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"hoe, everybody fuck that"
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"still nowhere to go"
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"still nowhere to go"
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"now keep ya hands up hustlers, bustas, boostas"
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"hoe, everybody fuck that"
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"still nowhere to go"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Still nowhere to go"
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"'cause I rep? That 'til I fuckin' die"
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"one neck, two chains, one waist, two gats"
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"dudes say, "gimme that?""
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"I am limelight, blueprint, five mics"
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"go get his rhyme like shoulda been signed twice?"
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"hotel accommodated, cheerleader, prom dated"
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"barbershop, playa hated, mom and pop bootlegged it"
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"felt like it rained 'til the roof caved in"
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"two words, chi town raised me crazy"
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"I live by two words, fuck you, pay me"
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"screamin' Jesus save me"
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"I can't let em change me"
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"'cause on judgment day you gonna blame me"
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"look God it's the same me"
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"basically know now we get racially profiled"
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"cuffed up and hosed down, pimped up and hoe down"
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"plus I got a whole city to hold down"
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"from the bottom to the top the only place to go down"
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"and throw ya hands up hustlers, bustas, boostas"
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"hoe, everybody fuck that"
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"still nowhere to go"
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"Yeah, yeah., yeah, Yeah, yeah., yeah"
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"still nowhere to go"
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"free-way in the block"
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"two words: Freeway, two letters: A-R"
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"turn y'all rap into two words"
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"fast runners"
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"like Jackie Jurner you better sleep with your burner"
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"the heat skeet blow a reef through ya car"
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"my God, two words"
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"no guns, break arms, break necks, break backs"
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"Steven Segal, is free"
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"when the beef in the pot"
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"Jay sent for his dogs to brawl"
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"forget ya squad, let 'em fend for yourself"
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"have you screamin' out four words "send for the law""
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"two words, Freeway's slightly retarded"
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"mess around throw a clip in your artist"
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"leave with his broad"
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"...get back"
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"calm down, get back..."
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"yeah"
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"Hi, thank you."
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"Like BET, the network will also air sitcoms"
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"such as Gay Sanford and Son."
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"I gave that money back to the church."
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"It's the right thing to do."
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"Oh, gay pop."
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"Adios, Mr. Sanford."
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"This is the big gay one!"
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"Why they dicks so small"
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"but don't go anywhere."
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"You."
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"A-whee"
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"We have more of our greatest misses coming up."
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"here's where we start spinning out of control."
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"I thought... I still think it's funny."
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"We had a meeting and we were talking"
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"Uh-uh, uh-uh, this scale is broke."
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"All right, welcome back, welcome back."
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"So, it starts out that the player haters"
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"repair that catastrophe you call a hairstyle."
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"It has all the elements of the old sketch that we loved."
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"Let's see what happens."
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"Buck Nasty, have some respect."
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"'cause every time we do Buck Nasty, right,"
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"before I put these gators up your ass"
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"and show your insides some style."
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"So that was that one."
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"We're gonna take a quick commercial break,"
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"ecstasy capsules, Presidenial scandals"
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"two words, B.K., N.Y., Bedstuy, too hard"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
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"aey-yo, two words, chi town, south side, world wide"
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"you know how the game be"
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"(cheering)"
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"I'm rich biatch."
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"(applause)"
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"and Hamburg and all these guys come out and do"
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"(applauding)"
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"(ringing gong) Attention."
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"(squealing)"
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"Turn on your TV what you gonna see?"
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"just give 'em an example of what it's like to shoot this."
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"for being here."
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"I'll see you next week, good night."
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