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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Ugly Section (S10E10)

"-And why is that, may I ask? -Uh, because we're all filled up over here."
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"-I see tables. -Yes, those are reserved for a few people."
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"Let me take a guess. Somewhere over there?"
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"-Uh, yes. I have a wonderful table. -Ah."
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"-What a wild guess. Yeah. -Yes."
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"Great."
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"Come along."
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"What happened here?"
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"Oh. Will you look at this?"
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"Mr. David. Here we are."
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"-Okay. -All right. Thanks."
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"Anything else I can get for you?"
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"-Hey, let me ask you a question. -Manager: Yeah."
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"Why, why did you fire that bathroom attendant?"
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"-Because he left his post. -Okay, you know what?"
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"I asked him to leave. I requested it."
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"With all due respect, Mr. David, I can't fire you."
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"But I can fire Harold for not doing his job."
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"Oh, yeah. Bravo. Good going."
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"Well, benvenuto a Tiato."
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"Benvenuto."
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"(sighs) Look at this."
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"Look at this."
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"Look where I wound up in my life."
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"I'm in the ugly section."
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"But I never really knew. I never had proof."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"How did I wind up here?"
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"How did I wind up here!"
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"-My, my clubs? -Yeah."
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"-I take 'em home. -Why?"
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"-Because things have been stolen from the, the, the-- -Stolen?"
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"Wh-wh-what's stolen? That's crazy."
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"-Have you ever heard of one thing being stolen-- -Yeah, I had a--"
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"-Never. It's a private club. -Let me ask you something."
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"Is your putter to specifications?"
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"I'm asking a question."
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"-That's the reason why. -You know, you know,"
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"it can't be over 80 degrees. You know that."
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"-I don't know-- -The angle can't be over 80 degrees."
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"I've just been playing on a roll lately, and I--"
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"A roll? I paid you $500. Let's be clear about that."
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"-So I take it home. -Well, then let us measure it."
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"You're not measuring my putter."
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"You're just, you're just a b-- A sore loser."
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"Both of you. Sore losers."
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"Carl's passing, the..."
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"magical vagina is, is now available."
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"But magical vagina, six months."
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"-any of us because he, he liked us. -Without a doubt."
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"Larry: We were friends. You gotta be pretty curious, though, don't you."
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"All right, I'm slightly curious."
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"-Maybe I'll go pay my respects. -What are you, nuts?"
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"-Jeff: Oh, come on. You can't do that. -Richard: Now?"
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"Not, not, not-- I said six months to a year."
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"-What the hell is he-- -Richard: Is he crazy?"
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"-Look at him. Oh, my God. -Hi."
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"-Hi, Larry. -Hi."
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"-Thank you so much for coming. -Of course. Of course. I'm so sorry."
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"-Carl would be so happy to see so many of his friends. -Yeah."
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"-Especially his golf friends here. -Yeah. Yeah."
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"I'm so thrown by this."
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"I really am. I just..."
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"You were all playing golf together, right?"
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"-Yeah. -Did he seem different to you, or... ?"
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"Yeah."
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"-Was he agitated about anything? -Yeah, he was..."
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"We all do. We all do, and that's, that's what happens, but..."
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"to take it to this level, I mean, it's just..."
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"The Jets ruined our marriage."
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"Everything was about the Jets."
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"One night, he just woke up and yelled, "Watson!""
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"who the Jets passed on drafting"
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"So Carl..."
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"is just another loss on their record."
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"-I don't think it's the first person they've done that to. -No."
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"I really like the handles on the coffin."
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"Do you know where you got those, by any chance?"
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"No, Larry, I don't know where I got them."
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"-They came with, with the casket. -Uh-huh."
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"I'll tell you why I'm asking. Because I'm opening up a coffee place."
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"-Oh, you are? -Yeah. Latte Larry's."
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"-What a cute name. -Oh, well, you know."
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"-Larry, that's cute. -Yeah, I picked it out. Yeah."
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"-But anyway, uh, you know, for the cabinets... -Mm."
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"I've been looking for handles."
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"Can't seem to find ones that I like,"
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"but I really like those on the coffin."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"So if you can somehow..."
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"call the person who sold you the coffin,"
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"maybe get some, uh, info on that, that would be great."
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"I mean, I don't know where I could find the contact for you, but..."
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"-Well, if, uh... -Let me bury my husband first, and then I'll..."
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"-find out the contact info. -No, of course. You bury, you mourn, and,"
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"and then, uh, uh, then you ask."
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"Okay."
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"-Okay. -It is now time to recite..."
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"-No, Larry. Larry, I'll text it to you, okay? -Siri: (beeps) In my room."
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"-Siri: ...in my room. -Your Siri is on."
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"-Larry: Hey. Hey, guess what? -Jeff: What?"
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"I think I detected"
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"a flicker of interest"
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"-from the widow. -No, you didn't."
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"-I think I did. I'm not, you know-- -Jeff: That wasn't even a..."
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"-You're crazy. -You're dreaming."
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"There were signs that I picked up on."
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"She touched my arm, she was very affectionate."
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"-She was laughing. -Yeah, it was the time of her life."
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"-(phone beeps) -That's what you're describing."
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"Oh, my God."
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"-Jeff: What? -What happened?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"-Text. -Get out. No."
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"I got a text!"
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"-Jeff: From the widow? -Larry: Yeah."
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"-You're a liar. -"Thanks so much for coming"
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""and for the kind words."
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"Can't wait to check out your coffee shop.""
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"-You know, I think she's just being nice. -Yeah. Me, too."
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