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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Ugly Section (S10E10)

"-I gotta text her back. -No, no, no, no, no."
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"You'll text her back in at least a week."
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"-...have coffee... -Jeff: Are you fucking kidding me?"
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""If you need to talk, I'd be happy to get together for coffee,"
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"Now you're asking her on a date!"
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"-No, but lunch. She could mean lunch... -Oh, that is disgust--"
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"-(phone bloops) -(clicks tongue)"
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"-Richard: What? -What?"
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""It's a date.""
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"We have a beautiful table for you right by the window."
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"-Larry: I'm, I'm swell. -Wonderful."
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"Yeah. So, uh, you were about to say?"
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"We have a beautiful table for you,"
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"uh, right back there."
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"-You were about to seat her over there. -Uh, yes."
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"-But that's a table for one. -Table for one?"
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"and a table for two?"
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"One person."
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"-That's so interesting. Yeah. -Manager: It is."
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"All right, so I think I get the way it works here."
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"-If it's fifty-fifty... -Manager: Uh-huh."
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"One good-looking and one ugly,"
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"both go to the ugly. Is that how it works?"
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"'Cause in baseball, a tie goes to the runner."
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"Here, a tie goes to the ugly."
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"between the good-looking..."
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"-and the ugly. -Are you saying to me that"
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"you're gonna put this beautiful woman"
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"into that section? Is that what you're going to do?"
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"She doesn't belong there. Yeah, sure,"
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"put me there. I get it, okay. But..."
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"No. No, it's not fine. It's not fine."
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"Look what's going on over there. Take a look."
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"The table over here is really lovely."
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"I think you'll enjoy it. Please. Follow me."
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"Oh, my God."
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"If you ever do come back,"
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"Oh, my God."
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"What a horror show."
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"This is a fucking horror show."
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"How the fuck can you do this? It's not fair."
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"There's just so much expectation out in the world"
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"-of how I'm supposed to grieve. -Yeah. Right."
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"-Of course. Yeah. -The mourning process."
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"-Right. I get it. -The way people look at me."
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"How long is she gonna be grieving for?"
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"It's none of their business."
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"-Mm. Really? -Yeah, we were living separate lives."
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"-Ami-amicable. But separate lives. -Mm-hmm."
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"But I know what you mean about, you know."
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"-There's unwritten rules about how a widow's supposed to act. -Right."
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"You know, when I was a kid, I remember my turtle died."
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"And I remember, "Oh, hey."
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"A little turtle. And my friends called me up and said,"
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""Hey, we're going out. We're gonna play punch ball.""
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"I said, "Eh, you know what? I probably shouldn't. My turtle died.""
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"What, you know, what am I doing?"
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"So, after half an hour, I just flushed it down the toilet,"
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"and went out and played punch ball."
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"Yeah. Well, my condolences to your turtle."
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"Yeah."
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"So what's the matter with your neck?"
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"I've got some kind of rash."
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"-Have you seen a doctor? -I wanted to,"
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"but Joshua Winokur is my dermatologist,"
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"and he's not here right now."
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"You should go see his son."
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"Is his son a doctor? I never knew that."
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"-No. -Isn't his son in high school?"
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"Yeah, but he's a senior."
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"-I mean, if you go, then I'll go. -Yeah."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Seating Susie over there?"
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"-Really? -No, she's not. She's not seeing anybody right now."
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"-Do you think she'd be open? -Yeah. I think she--"
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"Susie and Ted: Oh."
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"-What are you doing here? -As a matter of fact,"
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"and the possibility of the two of us getting back together."
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"No, I meant, what are you doing in this section?"
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"-Why are you in this, you don't belong in this section. -Oh, don't. Don't even..."
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"-start with that shit. -You should be over there. Are you kidding?"
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"was 'cause I was with you and fat boy."
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"-Oh, you think you got seated here on your own? -Yes."
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"-Well, he's a handsome man, Larry. -Larry: Yeah."
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"You're on his coattails. That's why you're here."
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"-What are you doing here? -I'm having lunch with, with, with Veronica Sacks."
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"Susie: Oh, my God, Larry!"
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"-Is that... Carl, who just died? -Susie: Yes."
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"-over the fucking Jets. -Oh, Larry."
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"-It's just a lunch. Come on. -Susie: He died, what?"
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"-Like, less than a week ago. -Less than a week ago."
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"First of all, she shouldn't even be out of the fucking house."
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"-Oh, get out of here. -She should be home, in black,"
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"mourning and grieving. And you!"
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"That you would go after..."
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"-I'm not going after. -...the weak and the, the vulnerable."
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"What makes you think she's not going after?"
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"-She's not going after you. -Larry: I'm not going after."
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"I bet you she is because you've got a lot of money, man."
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"That's all she's doing it for."
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"I can't even fathom what depths of depravity"
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"would lead you to go after a recent,"
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"I have been given to understand"
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"that she has a magical vagina."
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"-A what? -Larry: A magical vagina."
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"That is the most inappropriate thing I have ever heard."
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"-H-h-hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Whoa, whoa. -I'm just, I'm just saying."
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"When you say magical..."
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"-Yeah. -What, what do you mean?"
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"See, that's a very..."
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"I really wish I could, but, Mr. David,"
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"I believe your table is waiting."
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"But she gets to stay here."
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"You're letting her stay here? This meeskite?"
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"Look at that face! Are you serious?"
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"I don't get what's going on here."
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"I come in with a beautiful woman,"
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"I'm sitting over there."
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"and they sit here."
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"This policy makes no sense."
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