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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Ugly Section (S10E10)

"-Now that is fuckin' useful, magical... -That's, that's magical vagina."
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"(ring tone playing)"
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"Hello?"
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"Hey. Did you hear about Carl?"
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"Carl? What?"
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"He, uh, he killed himself."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"-What the fuck? -Jeff (over phone): I know. It's unbelievable."
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"I mean, he was, he was playing great."
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"What did he shoot? He shot, like, 82 or something."
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"-How do you kill yourself when you're playing so well? -I know."
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"-Did he leave a note? -Jeff: Yeah."
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"He said, "I can't take any more disappointment.""
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"Holy shit."
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"-Jeff: What the hell's he talking about? -Holy shit."
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""I can't take any more disappointment.""
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"That's what he used to say when we would watch the Jet games together."
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""I can't take any more disappointment.""
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"That's an exact quote."
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"-Really? -Jeff, I've seen that guy sob"
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"after losses. During games, I've seen him sob."
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"Who knew he was so tortured?"
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"And they just kept losing,"
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"and it kept eating at him, and eating at him."
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"And he just... he couldn't take any more disappointment."
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"Oh, my God."
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"The Jets killed Carl."
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"-And a little bit of the Knicks. -Jeff: That's nuts."
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"-G-- You have her number? -Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna text her one, too."
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"Okay."
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"(hangs up phone)"
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"Fuck happened?"
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"Carl. The guy whose wife has the magical vagina."
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"He killed himself. 'Cause of the fucking Jets."
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"condolence text to the widow."
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"-Oh, man. -Larry: "Dear Veronica,"
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""Just heard about Carl."
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"So sorry.""
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"(Leon sighs)"
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""Try and make the, uh,"
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"-the best of it." -Ooh."
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"I don't know. I can't come up with a third line."
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"Maybe you can write, "I wish..."
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"your magical vagina could have saved him.""
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"-Yeah. Somethin' like that. -Somethin' like that."
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"-"Would love to get a glimpse of that magical vagina." -Mm."
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""Is it possible I can test drive that motherfucker?""
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"-"We have many questions." -Leon: Many questions."
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""My friend and I have many questions about your magical vagina.""
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"-Yes. -"One day, perhaps you'll get around to answering them."
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"-When it's appropriate." -I fuckin' love that."
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"-Larry. Good to see you. -Oh. Hey, Doc."
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"You hear about Carl?"
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"Why would somebody do something like that?"
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"Well..."
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"It was the Jets."
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"My God."
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"He just couldn't take it."
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"It ate him up inside."
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"-What a catastrophe. -I know."
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"Last year started with such promise,"
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"then Darnold gets mono-- season's over by game three."
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"I'm talking about his widow, Veronica. His family."
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"That's the catastrophe."
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"You've still got a rash there, Larry."
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"-Yeah. -You know, I'm a little offended."
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"My son gave you a free consult,"
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"and he told you what was wrong."
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"What, he's not a doctor."
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"He's the son of a doctor. That should be good enough."
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"Ah, not really. I mean, I don't want to listen to"
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"-Want me to check out your rash? -Would you?"
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"-Absolutely. -Thank you."
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"That's atopic dermatitis. Otherwise known as eczema."
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"Over the counter, you can get some cortisone."
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"-He said exactly the same thing as you. -The same thing. You see?"
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"-He knows what he's doing. He's got-- It's in the blood. -Yeah."
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"-Hope you get better. Cortisone. -Yeah."
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"Dave: Jimmy, what's the rule on this?"
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"He swung, the club head fell off."
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"But he followed through. That's a stroke, right?"
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"Decision 14-2."
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"A stroke is defined by forward movement"
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"of the club to the ball."
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"-No penalty. -Golf player: Ah, yes!"
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"-Aw, fuck you, Jimmy. -Read the rule book."
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"Wow. Jimmy."
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"-You know your stuff. Let me ask you something. -You better believe it."
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"Is there such a thing as a putter being too straight?"
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"Definitely. Look at this putter, here."
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"-Has a tilt, right? -Larry: Yeah."
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"Definitely not 90 degrees."
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"-Has to have at least 10 degrees of tilt. -Yeah."
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"-So it can't have it more than an 80-degree angle? -Correct."
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"Can't be like this. Has to be like this."
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"Has to be like this. Tilt. Just like this."
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"You know the penalty for a non-conforming club?"
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"-No. -Disqualification."
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"-Disqualification. -Disqualification."
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"-Thanks, Jimmy. -You're welcome."
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"♪"
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"Excuse me. Can I help you?"
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"Oh. Looking for Richard Lewis' bag."
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"Oh. He never leaves his bag here."
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"-He always takes it home. -Really?"
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"-Is that unusual? -Very."
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"He's probably the only one in the club who does that."
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"You don't say."
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"Huh."
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"Well."
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"Isn't that interesting?"
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"Isn't that interesting?"
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"Marilyn, if you could show them to their table."
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"-Marilyn: Right this way. -Manager: Thank you so much. Benvenuto a Tiato."
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"-Hi. -Hello."
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"-Benvenuto a Tiato . -Oh, grazie."
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"I'm sorry, but we cannot honor that request."
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