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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Ugly Section (S10E10)

"Oh, geez."
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"I don't mean to be rude, but..."
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"Would you mind just leaving for a..."
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"-a couple of minutes? -Leave?"
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"-Are you serious? -Yeah, I'm serious."
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"I got a big job to do, and, and..."
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"And I can't do my job, if you're doing your job."
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"No, I'll be quiet. No problem."
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"No, it's not a question of that. You're here."
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"I need to be alone."
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"Eh, my boss."
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"I'll get in a lot of trouble. You know what I mean?"
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"People need me here to, you know, take care of business."
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"No, no, they don't need you here."
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"This is not a job for human beings,"
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"are going to the bathroom. Nobody wants you here!"
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"Everybody's disappointed when they walk in here."
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"They don't want to see you, I'm sorry to say."
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"With all due respect, people come in here with bad breath."
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"I got, I got mouthwash. People come in here,"
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"They would gladly sacrifice the gum,"
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"anything you have here, for some privacy."
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"They would. They'd sacrifice it in a second."
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"-People, I have a purpose here. -When an animal goes to die,"
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"I need to be alone."
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"I'm a dying animal."
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"-I don't know what to tell you. -Okay, look. Look."
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"I'll give you 20 bucks for you to leave this room right now."
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"And I'll tell you what,"
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"I'm opening up a coffee shop, okay? Latte Larry's."
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"I'll give you a free cup of coffee and a scone for a week."
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"-Okay? -I've seen the signs for that."
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"-Yeah, all right. Well, that's what I'm prepared to offer you. -All right."
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"-Yeah, well, make it quick, please. -Yeah. Make it quick."
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"Yeah. I'll, I'll, I'll do what I can."
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"Sam Winokur. You know I know your dad, right?"
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"-Yeah. -From, from the golf club."
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"-He told me you're his favorite patient. -Oh, well. Yeah."
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"-You wanna work here part time? -I do."
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"-You drink coffee? -Yeah."
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"-You make it yourself? -Yeah."
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"We have a coffee maker at the house. Grind up the beans."
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"Do you know what a latte is?"
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"The latte is just espresso and steamed milk."
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"I'm afraid I don't. No."
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"You pour too much coffee in a cup,"
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"you're not leaving room for the milk."
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"'Cause then it's, you have it spilling over the top."
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"-Yeah. Exactly. -Right."
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"Have you ever dealt with the public before,"
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"-in any way? -Well, at my dad's office,"
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"-I mean, you have dozens of new patients a day. -(scoffs)"
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"-You know, all different-- -Yeah, no. That's not what I'm talking about."
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"nothing near what you would be seeing here on a daily basis."
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"-Oh, really? -Most of the people who come in here are gonna be,"
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"you know, just disgusting human beings."
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"-How do you mean? -Vile. Vulgar."
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"The dregs of society."
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"-Yeah. -You know what?"
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"-(slaps) -You're hired."
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"-Thanks so much, Larry. I won't let you down. -Okay."
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"-I don't think you will. -I'm sorry. While I have you here,"
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"I couldn't help but notice you scratching at that rash..."
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"-Oh, yeah. -...on the side of your neck during the interview."
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"Have you had a chance to have that looked at?"
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"You know, I haven't."
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"Well, I mean, just looking at it,"
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"I can tell you I'm not very concerned."
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"just a moderate outbreak of atopic dermatitis."
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"So there's a number of over-the-counter"
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"topical ointments you could use,"
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"steroidal creams, cortisone, I could recommend."
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"-Mm-hmm. -Something like that should clear up in a few days' time."
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"Okay, well, you know what? That was very impressive."
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"-Oh, sure. Thanks. -With all due respect,"
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"I think I'll go see your dad."
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"-Thank you. -Okay. Can I ask, uh, why?"
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"Yeah. 'Cause he's a doctor."
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"-Okay. You're welcome. -I won't let you down."
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"-I don't think you will. -Have a good day."
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"All right. You, too."
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"-That's a good fuckin' kid, right there. -He's gonna work out."
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"-Leon: Yeah. -Yeah. Oh!"
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"-Oh, fuck. -Man, I got snagged again on this thing."
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"-I know. -All this shit. All this is snagging hazards."
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"-These. These. All that shit. -Yep. Absolutely."
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"Walking with a hot coffee and shit, shit grab your pants."
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"-We gotta get some new handles. -Yeah."
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"-Man: Hey. -Fuckin' snagging hazard."
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"Um..."
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"I'm Harold. The, the bathroom attendant from the other day."
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"I got fired for leaving my post."
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"-Oh, my God. Really? -Yeah."
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"-He fired you? -Yes."
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"-What an asshole. -So whatever you can do"
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"to get my job back, I would appreciate it."
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"-Leon: Mm. -'Cause you were the one that, you know,"
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"invited me to leave the room."
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"But you know what, if I may say?"
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"Maybe a blessing in disguise."
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"The bathroom is a palace of shame."
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"And having someone watch you in there, it just,"
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"it doubles down on the shame."
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"Just talk to the restaurant manager, please. Okay?"
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"Leon: Hey. My man."
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"You got those little mints and shit"
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"Yeah, yeah. Sure."
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"Still fuckin' working. Look at you."
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"-Huh. -For me?"
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"-Thanks. -My man."
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"-That's for you. My man. -Thank you, brother."
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"That's from both of us."
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"Leon: I can't stop thinking about that magical vagina."
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"that's takin' that shit to another level."
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"I wanna see what the fuck that is."
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"-Yeah, me, too. -That fuckin' vagina"
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"could pull a rabbit out of that motherfucker."
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"-Yeah. -Or, like, put this fuckin' Pop-Tart"
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"in that fuckin' vagina and toast that shit."
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"-Aah. -There you go."
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