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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Ugly Section (S10E10)

"-Larry: Yeah. Yeah. -Well, let me say, let's shake."
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"-I can't thank you enough. -Eh, my pleasure."
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"-How you guys doing? -Hey, Sam."
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"-Sam: What's going on? -Jeff: Hey, Sam."
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"Yeah, she just had a small rash on her neck."
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"-Yeah, terrible toll. -Um, other than that,"
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"♪"
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"-LARRY DAVID: Oh... -I'm glad you're here."
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"♪ ("EL DESEO" BY JANET SHERBOURNE PLAYS) ♪"
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"-I need you to do me a favor. -I can't do it."
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"♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪"
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"(theme music plays)"
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"-Yeah! Whoa! -Carl: Fuck, yeah!"
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"-Yeah! -Lewis! We did it, baby."
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"-Five hundred big ones. -Richard: Yeah. Hey, hey, hey."
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"-Larry: Here you go, Carl. Enjoy. -Thank you."
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"-Take care of yourself. -Do you believe we lost to them?"
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"-No. -It's unbelievable."
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"Uh, we'll get your car right away, Mr. David."
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"What a day on the links, huh?"
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"I've never seen him play like that before. That was amazing."
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"-Richard: I'm on a roll. -Yes, you putted extraordinarily well."
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"I have some magic touch lately. I don't know what it is."
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"And I had a great partner. You were good. Don't--"
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"All right, we'll buy lunch. All right?"
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"-Yeah, we'll buy lunch. Where do you wanna eat? -Oh, boy. What sport."
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"-You made $500 each. -Yeah, you win $500,"
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"and you're gonna buy us lunch."
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"-Oh, you're, you're great guys. -So name the restaurant."
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"Wherever you wanna go."
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"-Let's go to Tiato's. -Tiato's."
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"Yeah. I've heard good things about it."
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"Hey, I'm in a great mood."
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"Wherever you wanna go, we'll go, all right?"
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"-Jeff: You better enjoy my money. -I'm starving."
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"-Okay, I'll see you at the restaurant. -Wha-- What is this?"
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"-I been, I been a-- -I've never met anyone who owned a Bentley."
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"People-- They'll follow you home and, and kill you."
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"-Yeah. Much safer in a Subaru Outback. -And take your car."
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"All right, you're a little jealous of the Bentley, aren't you."
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"-I'm not jealous, I'm concerned. -I'm not jealous."
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"-I'll see you at the restaurant, losers. -Yeah."
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"He never missed a putt the whole day."
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"Not one putt."
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"Carl: That is odd, isn't it?"
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"Jeff: I don't know. No more than once a week."
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"Really? Cheryl and I had sex four times a week."
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"-You did? -Richard: Really?"
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"-Yeah. -You know, me and Veronica,"
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"once a week, too, which is a shame,"
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"'cause she's got this..."
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"she got this... she's got this magical vagina."
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"-Huh? What the hell are you talking about? -Huh? What does that mean?"
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"or felt anything like this. There's just something..."
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"supernatural. It's just magic. Just, you know what?"
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"Forget it. It doesn't matter."
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"Forget it? You expect me to forget it?"
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"I'm sorry I brought it up. I, I, I, I don't wanna talk about it."
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"No, don't be sorry. We're not gonna say anything."
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"It just kind of... It's like this little hummingbird nest."
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"It's got this mind of its own. It's just alive."
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"-A mind of its own. -Carl: Yeah. You could say that."
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"-Holy shit. -Jeff: Never heard such a thing."
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"-(phone dings) -Jeff: Yeah."
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"-Holy shit. Really? -(Richard laughing)"
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"-Jeff: What's the matter? -Holy fuck."
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"Le'Veon Bell, out for the season."
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"You know how much money the Jets paid for this guy?"
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"You have any idea of how much the Jets paid for him?"
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"-Really? -Season's over,"
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"before it even started."
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"Richard: Please. Just... Carl. Carl."
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"This is just football--"
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"-It's not just football! It's not just football. -Hey, hey, hey."
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"Patriots walk all over everybody. It's over."
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"-It's too much. -Richard: There's more to life."
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"The three of you, just eat your food and shut up. Leave me alone."
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"Jeff: You say this over and over."
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"What are your expectations?"
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"You're talking about them like they're the Patriots,"
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"and then they're suddenly cursed."
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"They're terrible, year in and year out."
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"Well, why do you take it on personally?"
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"You're not the general manager."
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"-Carl: Just doesn't stop. -Richard: Like a mob movie."
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"-Jeff: What's going on? -Huh."
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"-Jeff: Tell me. -Am I crazy..."
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"or is everyone in that section way better looking"
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"than the people in this section. Look. Look around."
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"Jeff: You are not imagining things."
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"Larry: And now look here. It's like there's"
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"You think it's random? Why would they do something like that?"
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"It just seems, it's, it can't be a coincidence."
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"You know, who knows? Maybe if I"
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"came here by myself, I wouldn't be sitting here."
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"Why do you think you shouldn't be here?"
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"'Cause I know I should be in that section."
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"You look like Einstein's gardener, for Christ's sake."
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"You're never gonna get in there."
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"So who wants to bet? You wanna bet?"
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"If I come with you, I bet they keep you here,"
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"-and they move me over there. -Oh, yeah. Right."
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"-What are you talking about? -Are you the reason we're over here?"
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"prevented us from sitting over there"
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"and I think you know who it is."
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"Oh, I do know who that is."
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"-Oh. Excuse me. -Yes."
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"How are you enjoying everything at Tiato?"
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"-Delicious. It was delicious. -Manager: Wonderful."
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"I couldn't help but notice"
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"seem to be way better looking"
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"than the people sitting on this side."
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"-I have no idea what you're talking about. -Larry: You know what I think?"
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"-You have a good-looking section. -Manager: Uh-huh."
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"Why would be we do that?"
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"I don't know. Why would you? You tell me."
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"I can't tell you, because there's no truth to it."
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"Yeah. Mm-hmm."
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"Good day, sir. How are you?"
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"(chuckles): Oh, my God."
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