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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Three Million Dollars More or Less (S01E01)

"UM..."
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"NO, SIR, I HAVEN'T."
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"I DIDN'T THINK SO. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING."
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
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"WELL, TAKE THIS MORNING, FOR EXAMPLE."
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"NUMBER ONE: THE PROFESSOR NEVER OFFERED"
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"TO BUILD YOU A FIRE BEFORE, RIGHT?"
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"RIGHT."
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"NUMBER 2: MARY ANN NEVER OFFERED"
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"TO FIX YOU A SPECIAL BREAKFAST BEFORE, RIGHT?"
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"RIGHT. NUMBER 3:"
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"GINGER NEVER OFFERED TO FIX YOU LUNCH BEFORE, RIGHT?"
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"4--NUMBER 4?"
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"YEAH. I NEVER SAT IN YOUR CHAIR BEFORE, RIGHT?"
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"BELIEVE ME, IT WON'T BE THE LAST TIME."
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"LITTLE BUDDY, ANYTIME THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM"
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"I WANT YOU TO COME IN THIS HUT, SIT IN MY CHAIR"
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"AND TELL YOUR SKIPPER ALL ABOUT IT."
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"TELL YOU ALL ABOUT WHAT?"
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"ANYTHING THAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT."
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"Skipper: BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE."
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"ANYONE WITH $3 MILLION HAS GOT TO BE WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING."
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"Gilligan: SKIPPER, I DON'T HAVE IT YET."
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"MR. HOWELL JUST OWES IT TO ME."
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"I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT."
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"I'M GONNA GO OUT RIGHT NOW AND GET YOU A CHECK FOR $3 MILLION."
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"YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO ALL THAT TROUBLE."
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"IT'S NO TROUBLE. THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR..."
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"SON."
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"SON?"
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"GILLIGAN, THAT'S THE WAY I'VE ALWAYS FELT ABOUT YOU."
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"I HAVE? GOSH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, SKIPPER."
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"SKIPPER? WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL ME DAD?"
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"OKAY, SKIPPER."
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"I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME DAD, AND THAT'S AN ORDER!"
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"YES, SIR, DAD."
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"THAT'S BETTER."
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"NOW I'LL GO OUT AND FIND MR. HOWELL AND GET YOU YOUR MONEY."
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"OH, AND, SON, I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE THIS HUT."
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"BUT MARY ANN SAID SHE'S GONNA FIX ME BREAKFAST."
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"YOUR FATHER WILL FIX YOU BREAKFAST WHEN HE GETS BACK."
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"OOH!"
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"WATCH THE BEAM, DAD."
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"THANKS A LOT, SON."
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"AH, GOOD MORNING, GILLIGAN."
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"IS THE CAPTAIN IN?"
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"NO. HE'S OUT LOOKING FOR YOU."
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"I'M SORRY I MISSED HIM."
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"I JUST STOPPED BY TO PAY MY DEBT"
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"TO GIVE YOU A CHECK FOR $3 MILLION THAT I..."
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"IT'S MADE OUT-- BUT FIRST OF ALL"
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"YOU HAVE TO FILL OUT AN INCOME TAX FORM."
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"INCOME TAX FORM?"
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"YES. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOUR SALARY WAS."
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"I WAS AFRAID THAT $3 MILLION MIGHT KICK YOU INTO A HIGHER INCOME BRACKET."
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"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
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"IT'S LOOKS TOUGH TO FILL OUT?"
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"I'D BE VERY GLAD TO HELP YOU."
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"NOW, FIRST OF ALL, YOU HAVE TO LIST ALL YOUR DEPENDENTS."
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"DO YOU HAVE A WIFE OR CHILDREN?"
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"NO. BUT I GOT A FATHER ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO."
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"WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? THIS IS THE WRONG PAPER."
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"THIS IS THE SHORT FORM."
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"THERE'S A LONGER FORM?"
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"YES. THERE'S A MUCH LONGER FORM."
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"OF COURSE WE COULD PUT YOUR MONEY IN YOUR CORPORATE STRUCTURE."
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"I THOUGHT I'D JUST PUT IT IN MY WALLET."
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"NO. OH!"
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"WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THIS PLACE?"
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"GILLIGAN, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MONEY COULD DO TO YOU."
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"SO FAR, IT'S GOTTEN ME BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND THE SKIPPER'S CHAIR."
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"YOU'RE TERRIBLY NAIVE ABOUT FINANCIAL MATTERS."
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"YOU DON'T WANT THIS MONEY."
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"I DON'T?"
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"NO. YOU'D BE MUCH BETTER OFF, INSTEAD OF THE $3 MILLION"
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"OH, I COULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO A THING LIKE THAT."
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"BELIEVE ME, WE MILLIONAIRES HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER."
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"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU WERE IN SUCH BAD SHAPE?"
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"I'M NOT IN BAD SHAPE. I'M JUST A LITTLE TIRED."
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"YES. OH! YES, I HAPPEN TO HAVE IT."
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"THIS IS THE CORPORATION FOR YOU."
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"MY BOY, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT OIL?"
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"NO. BUT I WORKED IN A GAS STATION ONCE."
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"FROM GREASE MONKEY TO PRESIDENT OF AN OIL COMPANY."
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"JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU WHAT A MAN CAN DO IF HE HAS A LITTLE DRIVE."
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"HE CAN DO PRETTY GOOD IF HE KNOWS HOW TO PUTT, TOO."
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"AH, YES."
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"OH! OW!"
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"YOU OIL MEN HAVE SUCH A WONDERFUL SENSE OF HUMOR."
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"NOW IF YOU'LL-- THAT SMARTS--"
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"YOU JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE. THERE YOU ARE."
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"DO YOU THINK I OUGHT TO DO THIS, MR. HOWELL?"
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"BELIEVE ME, IT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION."
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"AT LEAST THE ONLY ONE I CAN COME UP WITH."
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"THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT?"
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"THAT'S ALL. SIMPLE TRANSFER--OH, YOU CAN HAVE THE PEN."
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"I CAN'T FIND THAT--"
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"OH, HERE YOU ARE."
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"UH, YES, I JUST STOPPED BY"
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"TO SETTLE MY DEBT WITH, UH, GILLIGAN."
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"FINE, MR. HOWELL. I HOPE YOU'LL ACCEPT MY APOLOGY."
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"APOLOGY? APOLOGY FOR WHAT?"
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"FOR ALL THE THINGS I SAID ABOUT YOU WHILE I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU."
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"HA HA HA!"
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER PUT MR. HOWELL'S CHECK IN A SAFE PLACE,"
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"EH, GILLIGAN?"
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"YES, I'VE ALREADY DONE THAT."
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"IT'S RIGHT HERE IN MY POCKET."
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"MR. HOWELL'S SAVING ME FROM GETTING STUCK WITH $3 MILLION."
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"WHAT?"
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"INSTEAD OF GIVING ME MONEY"
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"HE GAVE ME AN OIL COMPANY."
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"WHY DO YOU WANT AN OIL COMPANY?"
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"MR. HOWELL CAN EXPLAIN IT BETTER THAN ME."
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"YES, HOWELL."
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"START EXPLAINING."
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"WELL, YOU SEE, I SETTLED THE DEBT BY GIVING GILLIGAN ONE OF MY OIL COMPANIES."
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"YEAH, I'M PRESIDENT OF THE TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING CORPORATION."
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"TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING?"
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