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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Three Million Dollars More or Less (S01E01)

"WHAT IS THAT?"
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"WELL, THAT'S 200 ACRES OF LAND"
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"IN, UH, DUSTBOWL, OKLAHOMA."
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"DUSTBOWL? I NEVER HEARD OF IT."
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"WHAT PART OF OKLAHOMA IS THAT IN?"
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"IN OTHER WORDS, GILLIGAN HERE IS THE PROUD OWNER"
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"OF A WORTHLESS OIL COMPANY."
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WORTHLESS?"
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"I GOT $3 MILLION FOR IT."
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"HAH!"
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"I GUESS I DIDN'T DO SUCH A SMART THING, HUH?"
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"I'M AFRAID NOT."
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"WHAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE?"
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"YOUR NEXT MOVE"
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"IS TO GET OUT OF MY CHAIR, GILLIGAN."
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"SKIPPER,GILLIGAN. SKIPPER."
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"GILLIGAN, HURRY UP WITH THAT COFFEE."
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"COMING RIGHT UP, SKIPPER."
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"WILL YOU, LOVEY, MY DEAR?"
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"THEY'RE FULL OF VITAMINS, DARLING."
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"THANK YOU."
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"REALLY, MR. HOWELL, I THINK YOU BIG BUSINESSMEN ARE TERRIBLE."
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"HOW CAN YOU EAT A THING AFTER WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO POOR GILLIGAN?"
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"THE LION ALWAYS GORGES ITSELF AFTER THE KILL."
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"IT'S THE NATURE OF THE BEAST."
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"WELL, I STILL SAY IT WAS A DIRTY TRICK."
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"KID WAKES UP THIS MORNING, HE'S A MILLIONAIRE."
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"LOOK AT HIM NOW: HE'S WAITING ON TABLE."
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"YES, YOU REALLY OUGHT TO BE"
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"ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, MR. HOWELL."
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"WELL, DON'T BLAME ME. I CAN'T HELP IT"
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"IF THE KID SQUANDERED HIS FORTUNE ON BAD INVESTMENTS."
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"YES, BUT YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SOLD IT TO HIM."
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"I'M NOT KNOWN AS THE WIZARD OF WALL STREET FOR NOTHING."
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"NOBODY GETS THE BETTER OF THURSTON IN A BUSINESS DEAL."
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"WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING MONEY"
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"HE SEEMS TO HAVE A GREEN THUMB."
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"ALRIGHT, MR. HOWELL, YOU'RE SUCH A WHEELER-DEALER"
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"HOW COME YOU BOUGHT THAT PHONY OIL PROPERTY?"
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"I DIDN'T BUY IT."
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"IT WAS A WEDDING GIFT FROM LOVEY'S FATHER."
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"OH, THURSTON, YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSED DADDY WAS"
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"WHEN HE FOUND OUT WHAT DUSTBOWL, OKLAHOMA, REALLY WAS."
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"HE THOUGHT HE'D GIVEN US A FOOTBALL STADIUM."
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"Mr. Howell: AFTERTHE WEDDING."
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"OOH! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT."
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"IT'S TIME FOR THE 10:00 WALL STREET NEWS."
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"Newsman: AND INDUSTRIALS ARE UP 1.2 OVER YESTERDAY'S CLOSE."
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"NOW FOR THE BIG NEWS ON WALL STREET TODAY."
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"THURSTON HOWELL HAS DONE IT AGAIN!"
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"WELL, GOOD FOR HIM."
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"WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S ME."
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"WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
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"A HUGE OIL STRIKE HAS BEEN REPORTED"
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"IN THE HOWELL HOLDINGS IN DUSTBOWL, OKLAHOMA."
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"REPORTS FROM THE SCENE INDICATE THIS COULD BE"
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"THE RICHEST OIL FIELD EVER FOUND IN THE STATE."
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"HOWEVER, AS BLACK GOLD GUSHES INTO THE OKLAHOMA SKY,"
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"WHERE IS THE MAN WHO OWNS THE FABULOUS TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING COMPANY?"
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"[CLICK] I'LL TELL YOU WHERE HE IS."
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"HE'S RIGHT HERE HAVING A NICE BREAKFAST WITH HIS DAD."
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"MOVE OVER AND MAKE A LITTLE ROOM FOR MY BOY, HOWELL!"
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"HELLO, SON."
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"UH-UH-UH."
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"OH, I MEAN, HI, DAD."
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"AND WHAT'S MY BOY DOING THERE?"
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"WELL, IT'S SORT OF A SURPRISE."
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"WHAT KIND OF SURPRISE?"
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"EVERYBODY'S BEEN SO NICE TO ME"
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"I THOUGHT I'D TAKE SOME OF MY MONEY AND BUY 'EM A PRESENT."
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"WELL, THE PROFESSOR LIKES TO EXPERIMENT WITH STUFF"
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"SO I THOUGHT I'D GET HIM A SCIENCE LABORATORY."
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"A SCIENCE LABORATORY?"
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"YEAH, I WAS GONNA BUY HIM A TIE"
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"AND I WANT TO GET MARY ANN THE BIGGEST FARM IN KANSAS."
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"HOLD IT, THOSE ARE PRETTY EXPENSIVE GIFTS."
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"WHAT GOOD IS MONEY IF YOU CAN'T DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOUR FRIENDS?"
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"BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND A FORTUNE DOING IT."
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"REAL FRIENDS DON'T CARE."
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"IT'S NOT THE GIFT THAT COUNTS, IT'S THE THOUGHT."
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"SURE HAVE. YOU GET THE BEST PRESENT OF THEM ALL."
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"OH, GILLIGAN. I DON'T WANT YOU TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON ME."
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"YOU DON'T?"
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"NO, SIR. OH."
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"OH, BUT OF COURSE, IF YOU'VE ALREADY GOTTEN IT,"
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"I WOULDN'T WANT TO TAKE IT BACK. WHAT DID YOU GET ME?"
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"AW, COME ON, GILLIGAN. NO."
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"NOT EVEN A LITTLE HINT? NO."
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"GILLIGAN, WHAT DID YOU GET ME?"
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"A BOAT. A BOAT!"
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"A BOAT! A BOAT."
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"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE."
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"BUT YOU'RE GONNA."
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"YOU BET I AM."
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"WHAT KIND OF A BOAT ARE YOU GONNA GET ME?"
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"I DON'T KNOW, SKIPPER."
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"HOW ABOUT ONE LIKE THE OLD MINNOW?"
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"WHAT WOULD I WANT WITH AN OLD TUB LIKE THAT?"
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"YOU CAN HAVE ANY KIND OF BOAT YOU WANT."
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"AND I'M GONNA GET YOU LOTS OF OTHER PRESENTS, TOO."
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"GILLIGAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY."
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"I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I START BAWLING LIKE A BABY."
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"ARE YOU ALRIGHT, SKIPPER?"
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"IT'S JUST THAT I'M A LITTLE CHOKED UP."
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"I BETTER GO WITH YOU, HUH?"
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"NO, YOU STAY RIGHT HERE AND FINISH THAT LIST."
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"AND ANOTHER THING, GILLIGAN--"
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"I DON'T WANT THOSE OTHER VULTURES COMING IN HERE"
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"AND TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU."
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"SO KEEP THIS DOOR LOCKED."
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"THAT'S RIGHT."
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"WELL, DON'T LET ANYBODY IN THIS HUT, UNDERSTAND?"
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"YES, SIR. AND THAT'S AN ORDER."
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"SON."
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"I THINK I'LL BUY MARY ANN"
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"THE WHOLE STATE OF KANSAS."
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"ANYBODY HOME, GILLIGAN?"
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""S.S. MINNOW.""
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"WHAT'S THE MATTER?"
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"NEW DRESS?"
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