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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Three Million Dollars More or Less (S01E01)

YOU GOT A 34.

"YOU GOT A 34."

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34? I FINALLY PARRED THE HOLE.

"34? I FINALLY PARRED THE HOLE."

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OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

"OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU."

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ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY ANOTHER ROUND?

"ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY ANOTHER ROUND?"

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NO, I THINK I'LL PRACTICE A LITTLE.

"NO, I THINK I'LL PRACTICE A LITTLE."

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THIS OYSTER SHELL PUTTER JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.

"THIS OYSTER SHELL PUTTER JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT."

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BUT OF COURSE IT DOESN'T. THERE'S NO "R" IN THE MONTH.

"BUT OF COURSE IT DOESN'T. THERE'S NO "R" IN THE MONTH."

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I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE HUT, DEAR.

"I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE HUT, DEAR."

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HA HA HA HA.

"HA HA HA HA."

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HI, MR. HOWELL.

"HI, MR. HOWELL."

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LOOK, GILLIGAN, NEVER TALK WHEN A MAN IS PUTTING.

"LOOK, GILLIGAN, NEVER TALK WHEN A MAN IS PUTTING."

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I'M SORRY, MR. HOWELL.

"I'M SORRY, MR. HOWELL."

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LOOK, GO STAND OVER THERE, WILL YOU?

"LOOK, GO STAND OVER THERE, WILL YOU?"

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PUTTING IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE GAME.

"PUTTING IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE GAME."

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I WON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD.

"I WON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD."

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OH, GILLIGAN.

"OH, GILLIGAN."

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I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO TOUGH ABOUT IT, THOUGH.

"I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO TOUGH ABOUT IT, THOUGH."

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OH, YOU DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO TOUGH ABOUT IT?

"OH, YOU DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO TOUGH ABOUT IT?"

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WELL, THEN YOU JUST TRY IT. JUST GO AHEAD, TRY, TRY.

"WELL, THEN YOU JUST TRY IT. JUST GO AHEAD, TRY, TRY."

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I'D BETTER NOT. THE SKIPPER TOLD ME--

"I'D BETTER NOT. THE SKIPPER TOLD ME--"

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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE SKIPPER SAYS. GO AHEAD. PUTT.

"I DON'T CARE WHAT THE SKIPPER SAYS. GO AHEAD. PUTT."

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SO EASY? PUTT.

"SO EASY? PUTT."

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WELL, THAT WAS, UH, JUST BEGINNER'S LUCK.

"WELL, THAT WAS, UH, JUST BEGINNER'S LUCK."

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BESIDES, I WASN'T TALKING WHILE YOU WERE PUTTING, MY BOY.

"BESIDES, I WASN'T TALKING WHILE YOU WERE PUTTING, MY BOY."

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YES, YOU JUST TRY PUTTING WHILE SOMEONE IS SAYING SOMETHING STUPID, LIKE, UH

"YES, YOU JUST TRY PUTTING WHILE SOMEONE IS SAYING SOMETHING STUPID, LIKE, UH"

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"HELLO, MR. HOWELL. SORRY, MR. HOWELL.

""HELLO, MR. HOWELL. SORRY, MR. HOWELL."

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LOOKS EASY TO ME, MR. HOWELL."

"LOOKS EASY TO ME, MR. HOWELL.""

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HAS THIS THING ON HIS SHOULDER.

"HAS THIS THING ON HIS SHOULDER."

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STOMP, STOMP, STOMP.

"STOMP, STOMP, STOMP."

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YOU JUST TRY PUTTING WHILE I'M TALKING.

"YOU JUST TRY PUTTING WHILE I'M TALKING."

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GO AHEAD, PUTT WHILE I'M TALKING. GO AHEAD, PUTT, PUTT, PUTT.

"GO AHEAD, PUTT WHILE I'M TALKING. GO AHEAD, PUTT, PUTT, PUTT."

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I DID.

"I DID."

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IN THE HOLE. IN THE HOLE.

"IN THE HOLE. IN THE HOLE."

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ALRIGHT, WELL, THAT'S 2 LUCKY BREAKS.

"ALRIGHT, WELL, THAT'S 2 LUCKY BREAKS."

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THAT DOESN'T MEAN A DARN THING.

"THAT DOESN'T MEAN A DARN THING."

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I TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.

"I TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO."

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I'M GOING TO BET YOU ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO IT AGAIN, ALRIGHT?

"I'M GOING TO BET YOU ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO IT AGAIN, ALRIGHT?"

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ALL I GOT IS A QUARTER, MR. HOWELL.

"ALL I GOT IS A QUARTER, MR. HOWELL."

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ALRIGHT, THAT'S GOOD.

"ALRIGHT, THAT'S GOOD."

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YEAH, WHEN YOU'RE PUTTING WITH MONEY, THERE'S PRESSURE. THERE'S PRESSURE.

"YEAH, WHEN YOU'RE PUTTING WITH MONEY, THERE'S PRESSURE. THERE'S PRESSURE."

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YEAH, TRYING PUTTING WHEN YOU BET--

"YEAH, TRYING PUTTING WHEN YOU BET--"

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SEE YOU LATER, MR. HOWELL.

"SEE YOU LATER, MR. HOWELL."

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I GOT TO GET THIS OVER TO THE TOWER.

"I GOT TO GET THIS OVER TO THE TOWER."

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OH, NO, YOU DON'T. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

"OH, NO, YOU DON'T. ABSOLUTELY NOT."

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ALRIGHT, NOW THIS ONE. DOUBLE OR NOTHING.

"ALRIGHT, NOW THIS ONE. DOUBLE OR NOTHING."

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AH, THE PRESSURE. THIS ONE IS FOR 50 CENTS.

"AH, THE PRESSURE. THIS ONE IS FOR 50 CENTS."

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OKAY.

"OKAY."

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NOW CAN I GO, MR. HOWELL?

"NOW CAN I GO, MR. HOWELL?"

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I'LL TELL YOU WHEN TO GO.

"I'LL TELL YOU WHEN TO GO."

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YOUNG MAN, I THINK YOUR LUCK IS RUNNING OUT.

"YOUNG MAN, I THINK YOUR LUCK IS RUNNING OUT."

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THIS ONE'S FOR A DOLLAR.

"THIS ONE'S FOR A DOLLAR."

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[RATTLE]

"[RATTLE]"

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$2.00's SAYS I'M RIGHT.

"$2.00's SAYS I'M RIGHT."

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ALRIGHT. COME ON, GILLIGAN, AND PUTT.

"ALRIGHT. COME ON, GILLIGAN, AND PUTT."

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BUT I CAN'T SEE THE HOLE.

"BUT I CAN'T SEE THE HOLE."

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WELL, I CAN SEE IT.

"WELL, I CAN SEE IT."

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DOUBLE OR NOTHING.

"DOUBLE OR NOTHING."

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I OUGHT TO BE GOING, MR. HOWELL.

"I OUGHT TO BE GOING, MR. HOWELL."

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YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

"YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE."

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NOBODY HUSTLES ME ON A GOLF COURSE.

"NOBODY HUSTLES ME ON A GOLF COURSE."

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BUT YOU SAID WE COULD QUIT AT 10:30.

"BUT YOU SAID WE COULD QUIT AT 10:30."

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WILL YOU STOP WATCHING THE CLOCK AND PUTT?

"WILL YOU STOP WATCHING THE CLOCK AND PUTT?"

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OH...I'M SORRY, MR. HOWELL,

"OH...I'M SORRY, MR. HOWELL,"

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BUT I THINK I DID IT AGAIN.

"BUT I THINK I DID IT AGAIN."

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CUT OUT THE CHATTER, WILL YA, GILLIGAN?

"CUT OUT THE CHATTER, WILL YA, GILLIGAN?"

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WE'LL BE OUT HERE ALL NIGHT.

"WE'LL BE OUT HERE ALL NIGHT."

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I'LL LIGHT THE HOLE. COME ON, PUTT.

"I'LL LIGHT THE HOLE. COME ON, PUTT."

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BOY, I WONDER WHAT THE SKIPPER'S GONNA SAY?

"BOY, I WONDER WHAT THE SKIPPER'S GONNA SAY?"

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NEVER MIND, SKIPPER. I THINK I CAN GUESS.

"NEVER MIND, SKIPPER. I THINK I CAN GUESS."

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CAPTAIN, WILL YOU PLEASE GET OFF THE PUTTING GREEN?

"CAPTAIN, WILL YOU PLEASE GET OFF THE PUTTING GREEN?"

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GILLIGAN AND I HAVE A LITTLE BET.

"GILLIGAN AND I HAVE A LITTLE BET."

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A BET? GILLIGAN, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT GAMBLING?

"A BET? GILLIGAN, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT GAMBLING?"

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YOU WON. DON'T YOU REALIZE

"YOU WON. DON'T YOU REALIZE"

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THAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO YOU?

"THAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO YOU?"

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WELL, CERTAINLY. YOU'D HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF

"WELL, CERTAINLY. YOU'D HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF"

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IF YOU HAD LOST THE 25 CENTS.

"IF YOU HAD LOST THE 25 CENTS."

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YES! I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE, CAPTAIN.

"YES! I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE, CAPTAIN."

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JUST A MOMENT, HOWELL.

"JUST A MOMENT, HOWELL."

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THIS BOY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.

"THIS BOY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING."

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GILLIGAN, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR MIND.

"GILLIGAN, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR MIND."

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YOU DO?

"YOU DO?"

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CERTAINLY. YOU'VE GOTTEN A LITTLE AHEAD

"CERTAINLY. YOU'VE GOTTEN A LITTLE AHEAD"

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AND IT LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY EASY WAY OF MAKING SOME MONEY.

"AND IT LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY EASY WAY OF MAKING SOME MONEY."

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SURE DOES.

"SURE DOES."

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$6 MILLION IF I SINK THIS PUTT.

"$6 MILLION IF I SINK THIS PUTT."

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YOU SEE? A WHOLE AFTERNOON WASTED AND FOR WHAT?

"YOU SEE? A WHOLE AFTERNOON WASTED AND FOR WHAT?"

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WHAT?

"WHAT?"

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I ALREADY WON $3 MILLION. WE'RE PLAYING DOUBLE OR NOTHING.

"I ALREADY WON $3 MILLION. WE'RE PLAYING DOUBLE OR NOTHING."

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PUT THAT PUTTER DOWN, GILLIGAN.

"PUT THAT PUTTER DOWN, GILLIGAN."

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THE GAME IS OVER.

"THE GAME IS OVER."

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JUST A MOMENT, CAPTAIN.

"JUST A MOMENT, CAPTAIN."

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THE GAME'S OVER, MR. HOWELL.

"THE GAME'S OVER, MR. HOWELL."

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THE SORT OF A MAN WHO WOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS BOY

"THE SORT OF A MAN WHO WOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS BOY"

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JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A LOT OF MONEY.

"JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A LOT OF MONEY."

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I'D LOVE TO HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HOWELL'S FACE

"I'D LOVE TO HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HOWELL'S FACE"

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WHEN YOU WON ALL THAT MONEY FROM HIM LAST NIGHT.

"WHEN YOU WON ALL THAT MONEY FROM HIM LAST NIGHT."

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SO WOULD I, BUT IT WAS TOO DARK.

"SO WOULD I, BUT IT WAS TOO DARK."

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EXCUSE ME. WATCH THE FIRE. IT'S HOT.

"EXCUSE ME. WATCH THE FIRE. IT'S HOT."

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THANKS, GILLIGAN.

"THANKS, GILLIGAN."

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GILLIGAN?

"GILLIGAN?"

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HUH?

"HUH?"

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COME OVER HERE.

"COME OVER HERE."

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SIT DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO ME.

"SIT DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO ME."

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AND ME.

"AND ME."

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OH, GEE, GILLIGAN. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

"OH, GEE, GILLIGAN. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU."

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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?

"YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?"

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FIX YOU ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE FOR BREAKFAST.

"FIX YOU ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE FOR BREAKFAST."

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AND I'M GONNA FIX YOU ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE FOR LUNCH.

"AND I'M GONNA FIX YOU ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE FOR LUNCH."

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BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SWEET...

"BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SWEET..."

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AND TALL... AND HANDSOME.

"AND TALL... AND HANDSOME."

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I'LL SAY.

"I'LL SAY."

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YES. ABOUT 3 MILLION OF THEM.

"YES. ABOUT 3 MILLION OF THEM."

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COME ON, LITTLE BUDDY.

"COME ON, LITTLE BUDDY."

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I THINK WE'D BETTER HAVE A LITTLE TALK.

"I THINK WE'D BETTER HAVE A LITTLE TALK."

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GILLIGAN!

"GILLIGAN!"

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DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG, SKIPPER?

"DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG, SKIPPER?"

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OF COURSE NOT. SIT DOWN.

"OF COURSE NOT. SIT DOWN."

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HERE, TAKE MY CHAIR.

"HERE, TAKE MY CHAIR."

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WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT, SKIPPER?

"WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT, SKIPPER?"

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GILLIGAN, YOU NEVER HAD $3 MILLION BEFORE, HAVE YOU?

"GILLIGAN, YOU NEVER HAD $3 MILLION BEFORE, HAVE YOU?"

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