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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - Suddenly Susan (S01E01)

"Did you know pigeons come in 28 different colored designs"
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"and often place their beak inside their partner's beak"
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"to reinforce their pair bond?"
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"Separate genes control -- - Great Wikipedia"
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"energy, Annie."
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"Here's a list of plumage varieties"
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"and pigeon behaviors to look for."
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"Not sure how many we'll see, but remember our mantra --"
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""We choose to spend our time this way.""
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"- I don't see a ring on those slightly bluish fingers."
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"Is there a lucky SOB at home I should know about?"
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"[ Laughs ] That stands for spouse-of-birder."
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"- [ Squeaking ]"
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"- [ Coos ]"
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"♪♪"
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"- Women love to be chased. Watch this."
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"- Dad, you promised to stop saying that"
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"every time you see a woman running."
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"- [ Gasp ] I think she just spotted an ash red."
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"Wow! I've never seen her run toward something."
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"She's a real natural at this."
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"Coming, Mom!"
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"♪♪"
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"- Let's find Svetlana and let her down quick,"
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"so we can get to the room"
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"[ Singsong ] of wax Patrick Swayzes!"
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"[ Bones cracking ] Aah! - Easy, there."
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"Gotta say, this feels pretty natural."
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"- [ Slap ] Still your sister! - Right."
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"- My liver always swells with pride,"
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"looking at Florida's rich heritage."
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"♪♪"
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"Don't look now, but I think I see el brido."
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"- Can you tell her, Troph?"
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"When I get nervous, my throat closes up"
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"and the only sound I can make is --"
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"[ Scissors snipping ]"
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"- ASMR scissor snipping sounds. I know."
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"Fine, I'll do it. Just meet me"
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"at the Top Moments in Breastaurant History Gallery."
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"- Oh thank you, thank you!"
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"- Hi, Svetlana?"
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"So, I'm sorry to tell you this, but the marriage is off."
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"Mm-hmm. Well, you probably want to be alone with your thoughts,"
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"so, safe travels, Svet-blah-blah-blah."
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"♪♪"
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"- I love your pigeon passion, but in birding,"
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"we don't get that close to the action."
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"It's different from cock fighting."
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"[ Laughs ] Mom! That tickles!"
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"Birding really brings out your silly side."
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"- [ Squawk ] - What? Did you spot something?"
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"Whoa! Mom?"
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"- [ Squawk ] - [ Squeaking ]"
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"- Your mom is scaring the birds."
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"That violates our cardinal rule!"
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"- Don't judge, Carmen."
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"My mom's the best birder and parent here."
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"[ All gasping ] Mom, don't!"
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"- [ Gasp ]"
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"- Um, Annie."
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"Um, is your mom"
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"number twoing in the thicket?"
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"- I should've pointed out the restrooms back"
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"at the info center."
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"- Must be all the birdseed granola bars."
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"They're really high in fiber."
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"- Welp, that's my trigger. You're sleeping"
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"on the pull-out couch tonight, son."
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"- Why did you get us bunk beds, in the first place?"
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"♪♪"
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"- Ooh!"
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"Whoops!"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Ding! ]"
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"- Oh, excuse my pardons, please."
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"I so nervous."
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"I meet dream husband --"
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"his name Peter -- for first time today."
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"- You have the deepest dimples I've ever seen!"
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"- Sir! You mustn't say this."
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"I almost-married woman."
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"- Svetlana?!"
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"I'm Peter!"
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"- Peter?"
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"[ Tender tune plays ]"
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"- Mama, Mama. [ Speaking foreign language ] snack bar?"
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"- [ Speaking foreign language ] snack bar."
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"- You have a son? - Yes, his name is Peter Jr."
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"- [ Gasp ] I'm his biological father?!"
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"- How would that be possible?"
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"- I don't know. Baba always says"
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"the way children appear is none of my business."
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"- Ah, his papa die of anxiety during my childbirth."
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"I never thought I marry again."
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"But, when matchmaker called and said"
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"wonderful man named Peter needed an old-country wife,"
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"and my son being named Peter, I thought for myself, maybe..."
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"- I'm like an adult version of your son,"
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"which is every woman's greatest desire in a husband."
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"[ Gasp ] Is he drinking sweet cream?"
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"-Da. This sound silly."
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"It is favorite, but he like to drink it really slow."
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"For me, the sweeter the cream, the stronger the meat."
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"- ♪ Oh, I'm just crazy"
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"♪ About Swayze"
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"♪ Oh, I'm just crazy"
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"♪ It ain't just a phasey"
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"- Susan?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Susan?"
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"♪♪"
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"- Susan?"
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"- Patrick? - You always said I resembled"
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"Patrick Swayze, but I don't see it."
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"- Susan? I mean, I'm Susan."
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"Who else would I be in her body?"
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"So you and I -- Susan -- we are..."
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"we're friends? Hmm? Mm-hmm."
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"- Glad you're okay."
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