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Clips from Weekend at Bernie's (1989)

"- Papers. - Right here, Bernie."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"If anything has to go, I am glad it's my vision..."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"There are multiple checks issued because there were several policies written."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"You didn't take into consideration that it's normal..."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"especially when using a fluctuating COL index to combine..."
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"Now you are wasting my time."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"That is true, Bernie."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"But if you were to look at the back page, where the policy indexes are..."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"you'll notice that the remaining policies..."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"I hate to say this, but it appears as if somebody is trying..."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Somebody tried to smoke it past the wrong guy."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"I came here in January, you came the end of May."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"What I am saying is that I think there is a big future here..."
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"for a couple of bright fellows like yourselves."
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"like you said "smoke it past the wrong guy"..."
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"I'd like to just keep it confidential."
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"No, absolutely not."
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"If you would like, we'll work late."
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"- Yes, I mean we'll work weekends. - Weekends are very good for me."
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"Weekends. Good idea."
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"Give us plenty of time together, no distractions."
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"It is Labor Day."
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"How would you two like to come to my house at the beach?"
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"- Me? - Us?"
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"When we're not working, there are distractions."
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"There are women, swimming, boating, famous people."
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"- Love to! - Okay."
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"Good! It's settled."
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"- give you the ferry schedule. - The ferry schedule?"
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"It's the only way to get there, unless you have a boat. I don't know."
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"I was once on the Staten Island Ferry with my folks..."
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"Whatever. You come out Friday night, you'll have a great time, I guarantee it."
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"You don't have to say anything."
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"If you two uncovered what I think you uncovered..."
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"old Bernie here owes you both a great deal. I mean it sincerely."
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"The man absolutely loves us."
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"You have to kill them, Vito."
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"We don't do that anymore. We are a corporation now."
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"We are in the market. We invest."
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"Real estate. Car rentals. Parking lots."
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"Parking lots. That's good."
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"- I understand that, but... - Didn't I order the walnut dressing?"
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"- Yes, you did. - Taste that."
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"Does that taste anything like walnut dressing? Tell me."
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"Should I have Paulie go and talk to the chef?"
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"Excuse me, Vito."
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"I know how important food is to you, I mean..."
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"But we've got a problem here."
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"I give problems. I don't get problems."
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"How do you propose to handle it?"
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"I'll plant some money, fake a note, and they can take the rap and..."
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"I won't even have to change the books."
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"I like it. It's creative."
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"I am a little rusty. But it'll come back to me."
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"Okay."
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"- Do it. - This is good."
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"- I have to get going. I really do. - What, no dessert?"
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"They do a wonderful crËme br˚lÈe here. It's delicious."
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"No, gentlemen, I really must be going. Thanks for dinner, Vito."
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"Forget the accident with the two guys."
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"Take care of Lomax."
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"too greedy."
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"Besides..."
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"he's screwing my girlfriend."
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"But you said we were going to spend the weekend at the beach!"
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"You heard the conversation. What am I supposed to do about it?"
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"I told Vito I was going to spend some time with my mother!"
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"- What's wrong with you? Wait a minute. - What?"
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"You are on, 9:00 Friday night. I'll be at the apartment."
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"I'll wear something special."
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"No."
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"I wish you had asked me out sooner."
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"- Are your folks in town? - No."
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"You think there's anywhere we could go to just sit and talk..."
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"and not have to scream and get run over by garbage trucks?"
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"- Hey, want to throw her in? - How you doing?"
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"I'd invite you to my apartment, but I have five roommates."
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"And they are all at home doing their hair right now."
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"- Do you have any roommates? - No. Roommates? No. None."
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"Why don't we go to your place?"
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"Come on, baby. You're not a woman. Are you? Tell me the truth."
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"Okay."
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"Why are you tiptoeing?"
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"They get angry when I walk."
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"Why are you whispering?"
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"- Make yourself at home. - Thank you."
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"Look at this teak. I mean this whole apartment."
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"Sort of '60s style."
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"Yeah. I know. I've been meaning to redo that for years."
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"I think you have done the place beautifully."
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"I like it. It's home."
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"You know, it's a side of you I never would have expected."
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"I'm very impressed."
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"- Are you? - Yeah."
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"About what?"
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"So obviously you could have taken me to some flash restaurant instead of that..."
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"Is "dump" the word you are groping for?"
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"You didn't like Hymie's Hunan?"
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"- It's a four-star dive. - It was great. I loved it."
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"It's just that some men would try to impress women by..."
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"pretending to be something they are not."
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"Pretending to be something you are not."
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"Oh, God."
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"but how do you afford a place like this?"
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"I don't like to brag."
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"And of course my parents were rather well off."
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"Do you want to sit?"
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"They passed away?"
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"Yes."
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"They must have been young."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I am sorry."
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"- How awful for you. - Yeah."
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"You know, I always thought trains were so much safer than planes."
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"Well, actually, a plane..."
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"There's a man in his underwear in your kitchen."
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"He's... He's with me."
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"Good evening, young lady."
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"Yes, will you, please, just go lay out my navy blue suit for the morning?"
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"- How about if I lay you out? - Very well."
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