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Clips from Weekend at Bernie's (1989)

"- You let your butler talk to you like that? - Well, he is a vet."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Gwen, it's not what you think."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"- Hey, Skeet. How are you doing? - Hey, Mr. Lomax."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Here you go, my friend. Buy yourself a girlfriend."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Where have you been, Candy?"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Booze and women. That is my lifestyle and I love it!"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"And I!"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"- George, how are you? - Nice to see you, Mr. Lomax."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"You drank my liquor and the toilets still don't work."
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"Get out of here!"
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"- I am sorry. I think she needs a little B-12. - Whatever."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"This is Bernie. Leave a message, I'll get right back to you."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"- Goodbye, Mr. Lomax. - Bye."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Hey, Lomax. It's Paulie. I just got to the island."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Those schmucks are not coming until the 6:00 ferry..."
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"- and I still have to plant the note. - Yeah."
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"So where is your house?"
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"It's on the point, top of the dune."
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"Look, Paulie, don't kill them while I am around."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Bernie, we are on a phone here."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"The point is, I just want to be back in New York with an alibi, okay?"
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"- There's another boat in a half hour. - We'll miss the parties."
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"We got it. Excuse me."
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"Don't be ridiculous! What are you doing? We are not jumping on this boat!"
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"- Do you hear me? - Here we go!"
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"- Larry. - Hi, Larry. I am Michelle."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Come on! Lighten up there, Rich! We are on our way!"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Of course you did."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"We've been summoned to the mountain top. This is good for your career."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"You know, by the time this weekend is over, I promise you won't even remember..."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"what's- her-name's name. I'll get you a drink. Come on."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"That is good. This is very good."
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"- I told you the guys aren't here yet, didn't I? - You did."
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"It's home."
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"Cigarette."
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"What was..."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Quite a ride, huh, Bern?"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Pardon me, Monsignor, sir, could you tell me where the top of the dune is?"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Look, we'll find it. Okay."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"- Yo, is this Bernie Lomax's house? - Sure is."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Wow."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Come on, Rich."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Oh, beautiful."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Oh, my God. He has got a pool."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"He has got a goddamn pool at the beach. It's heated."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"I love this man."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"- I am getting laid. - Sure beats Coney Island."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"What? Should we just walk in?"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"No, we'll stand out here all weekend. Come on, we are houseguests."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"I am home."
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"- Admit it. You are glad you came. - Okay, I admit it."
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"- We got three days of this ahead of us. - Oh, yeah. This is something."
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"- Good God! That's a Lichtenstein! - What? Where?"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Of course it is."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"My old man worked hard. All they did was give him more work."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Hi, Tawny. I am horny."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Everybody parties from house to house, but they always end up here. Bye!"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"This guy is my idol."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"- Don't open that. - Why not?"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"We are houseguests, come on. You want some?"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Let's check out the rest of this joint."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"I found him. Mr. Lomax."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"I hope you don't mind, but we just walked in. We didn't know that you..."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Yeah."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"He's been working awfully hard, you know."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Don't slap him. That's your boss."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"I know. He's meditating."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"We'll get the blood circulating."
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"- Here you go. - Get him up."
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"Carry your weight, here, Richard."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Come on, Bernie."
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"Get your hand off me, Bernie."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"I'll make the coffee."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Don't you worry, Mr. Lomax, we'll make you some coffee, fix you right up."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"You are dropping things right out of your pocket here."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"- Good. What? - Look what I found in his pocket."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Jesus."
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"God. Look how much is here."
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"This is not recreational. This is a career."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"I watch 20/20. I know the statistics."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"I read."
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"He can't be."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?"
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"I don't understand why he couldn't wait until Monday to kill himself."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Look. We have to call the police."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Wait a minute. What am I going to tell them?"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"They might think we had something to do with it."
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"- Now what am I going to tell them? - I don't know."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Bernie, you should have been on the court."
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"- What a great day. - Do you see him?"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"You should have been out there sailing with us today."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"We are going again tomorrow if you want to go."
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"He's dead."
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"Hi, Bern!"
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"Hey, Bernie."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Hey, dude. You need to pump some iron."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"You know, $30,000 is a more than decent price for that car."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"You promised me a review..."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Pardon me. What's the book about?"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"- Eyes, nose, and breasts. - How much?"
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"Do I need that much?"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"- Like a drink? - No, thanks."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Yeah, I'd love some champagne, thanks."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Hey, Bernie. What a radical party."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Got to move your workout to late tomorrow afternoon, B."
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"Feels good, eh, Bern? You are really loose."
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"Hi, Bernie. I hear you got something for me."
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"It's got to be in here somewhere."
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"Doesn't anyone realize he's dead?"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Okay, Bernie, I'm going to shoot the wad."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"I can't believe I'm doing this. I am going to go $40,000."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"We have to call the police."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"- Some of the biggest producers. - Yeah?"
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"but you know where we'd be spending our weekend..."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"in some hot police station answering questions we don't know the answers to."
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"Now, obviously Bernie felt he owed us something here..."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"some small little favor for discovering those mistakes at the company."
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"That's why he invited us out here for the weekend in the first place."
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"It'd be almost disrespectful not to grant him his final wish."
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
"Just for a bit?"
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